The playboy rumble!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, so here's how my plan goes:
Deceive Shayna, Carlizza and June into thinking they all have a date
with Diego on the same day!
Use someone to flirt and talk to Diego as soon as they walk in( That certain someone is most probably gonna be June though I think she'd rather eat rats than even dream of doing that)
And then when Shayna, Dawn and Carlizza come in to see their 'boyfriend', they'll be sooo shocked that their boyfriend's got a lot of 'girlfriends'.
Anddddddddd, mission accomplished! We'll have our friends back, have crazy sleepovers and slumber parties and probably talk and laugh over the horrible 'past'.
Most people say that when there's a cool and bright summer-like day in autumn, it means good luck to anyone who gets up as early as 5am in the
morning( PUH-lease, do NOT look that up) And I even though I don't fully believe in myths and superstitons, I absolutely do NOT believe in them now. Not after how terrible my morning and day has gone.
I'd done the usual, gone to my locker like every normal student, met classes early... quite early for rule-breakers like me... and none of those bad omen signs you see in Bollywood movies happened. No falling books or broken glass or falling chinas. Now, I'm really wish one of those bad sign stuff had actually happened cause at least I'd have been warned before hand.
So, here's what happened. I was making my dainty little way up to Eng. Lit, totally minding my own business when Cathy Walker VERY rudely walked through me and pushed me aside. Well, I was saved a horrible death of dying by an psycho-maniac witch which is way on the very bottom of top ten ways I'd NEVER want to die by the very last person I expected. Yeah that's right, DIEGO SANCHEZZZZZ!!!
It happened sooooooo fast, I was half in a daze that when I looked up to see who was actually my angel in distress, it was a REAL angel. He was looking down at me from those shiny emerald dark pools with his hair blown and wind-tossed like a real life Edward
( I watched the movie ok? PUH-lease, I am NOT nerd!). My stomach was literally LURCHING with like a THOUSAND butterflies cause his hands were around my waist. When he pulled me up, we were literally blushing and looking away from each other.
" Uhm... Sorry I ran into you..." He said.
" Nah! I know you didn't mean it" I replied, bending to help him pick his books. Our heads bumped and our fingers touched. I still couldn't BELIEVE that I was totally melting into a pool of ice water just because a guy who's probably deceiving my friends into liking him was
touching my hand so I drew mine away quickly and got up, ready to vanish at any moment.
" Thanks" He said.
" You're welcome" I said gruffily, turning to leave. However he held me
back. " What?"
" No there's..." He leaned so close, I could feel his hot breath on my face. Ok, now I wasn't a melted pool of ice water. I was a frozen block of ice. Only that I was frozen to the marble floors.
He flicked something at my hair and beamed at me " There's something in your hair"
"Oh" I whispered, patting my hair " Thanks"
" You're welcome." He gave me one last toothy grin and bounced off "
See ya later"
"O... Ok?" And while i was still recovering from what 'see ya later' could possibly mean especially from DIEGO SANCHEZ! , what was that supposed to mean when I heard a light cough behind me. And when I turned around, it was Shayna, Carlizza and dawn. And they didn't look too happy to see me. Dawn had steams literally puffing out through her ears. I tried the usual ok-I-don't-know-what's-going-on-but-I'll-just- act-cool-ok? Way. I beamed real wide and clutched at my backpack.
" Hey?"
" Hey what? What are you doing with Diego?" Dawn began. Uh-oh. " What are you talking about?"
" What are you doing with Diego!!!!!!!!!!" Shayna screeched.
" Nothing. Nothing really. He bumped into me and I helped him pick his books. Do you have a problem with that?"
" Oh yeah? Well, I do have a problem with you. My problem is why you are such a MISERABLE hypocrite. One time you're acting like you don't like Diego and the next, you're flirting with him." Dawn snarled " You are SUCH a bitch Summer. You're the worst person ever! I can't believe you'd go behind my back and try to snatch MY boyfriend"
" Uh... Excuse you?" Shayna said " Diego's MY boyfriend"
" Oh shut up you delusional brat!" Carlizza snapped " As for you Summer, I'm so disappointed in you that I could eat a whole bag of junk and...And cry myself to sleep! Or not! I can't believe you would stoop so low. And you call yourself my friend?"
" What the heck are you saying..."
" Oh shut up! Cathy was so right about you. You're the worst friend ever summer. You are SUCH A BITCH! You only try to ruin other people's happiness. Stop trying to ruin MY life and get A LIFE!! And for the record, I'm so NEVER gonna speak to you in my life again. You can bet on that!" With that, they stomped off just the same way they came, leaving me totally stumped. Almost everyone was staring at me and some of the guys were giggling and doing mock expressions of my stunned face. That DIDN'T just happen, did it? OMG I was sooooo mad that I could just... SPIT!!!! Damn that stupid, idiotic,bratty Diego Sanchez! I mean like DAMN DAMN HIMMMMMM! Arggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, I'm soooo mad at him that I can't wait to put my play-boy rumble into full action. Like RIGHT NOW!!
But on my way down to first period, I couldn't help but ponder over Dawn's most catching and intriguing words. Cathy was so right about you. Right about what?
After Bio, I dragged June to the loos, seething. A few freshmen girls were re-applying their make-up and a little shocked to see girls who weren't in the loos to touch up their make-up but whipping out books and plotting a guy's
downfall. Yeah, I got really into my playboy rumble plan that I was screaming '' I'm SO gonna watch your downfall Diego Sanchez AND with a box of popcorn and watery soda'' All over the place and doing my evil genius laugh. The bathroom was half empty by the time I looked up. Now I know the solution to the everyday bathroom cramped crisis. I mean, I could don on a scary circus outfit and juggle people's brains in the loos. That'll give me unlimited access to the loos 24/7. And probably a nice little vacation in JAIL! Forever!!.
And June was still reading through all of it. Then she looked up at me with those lazy bored eyes.
" What have you got to say Summer. I'm reading on the importance of poo to the ecosystem"
" Eww June is that even a thing?"
" It's actually got a handbook. I've actually learned lots of interesting facts already. Did you know that an average human has to poo at least three times a week which is approximately 12 times a month and 624 times a year which is more than half of manure supply and minerals that are provided to the soil..."
" Eww June goodness! Where'd hell did you see that? Book of yuck and eew much?"
" It's actually called the big book of poo facts" I scrunched up my nose.
" That's even more yuckier. Now, let's concentrate. I'm sure you're well aware
of the crazy fiasco that happened this morning?"
"What? You tripped over your own feet on your way to Bio?" I looked at
June, appalled.
" June no! Shayna, June and Carlizza accused me of trying to steal Diego from them"
" Oh yeah I remember" I looked at June and she was still drooling over her yuck-a-licious facts book. I placed my hand on my waist and glared at her.
" What are you doing June? You aren't supposed to read while I'm on a plan brimming break"
" Ok, ok. I'll put it away. I just saw one totally AMAY-ZING fact Summer. Did you know that we indirectly consume human poo because nearly 40% of the food we eat is grown from it" Ok, now I've had it up to here with this weirdy madness. I grabbed the book and flushed it down the toilet, totally trying not to imagine the worst as I stared at the toilet seat. June glared at me.
" What'd you do that for?"
" As your dear beloved friend June, I'm trying to stop you from ruining YOUR LIFE!!!!!! Now let's focus and trying not to think" I glanced at the closed toilet seat " Revolting thoughts. Now I've been doing my investigation all week and I've come to full drawn and concluded fact that Diego is a credible and certified PLAYBOY!!!!!!!!!! A playboy who plays girls into a fit and dump them later on for a hot oncoming chic. Only that the people he's playing now are our three idiotic friends who think that they're dating Diego when the fact is plain obvious that he's playing them without them knowing"
" I know. Such a shame."
" Yeah I know that. It's such a shame that our friends can't THINK with
their heads so we're gonna do that for them"
" How?" She asked and I danced dramatically in front of her as an answer and magically unwrapped the chart I've been making all week. June didn't look one bit surprised even though I had glitters everywhere with a Jack-in- the-box singing summer songs on autumn. I guess she's just used to seeing my regular spurts of madness in the space of our 4 years of friendship.
" I present to you my... Drumroll please... Playboy rumble plan!!!!!" This time, June looked shocked.
" Ok the what now?"
" The playboy rumble plan. See, I've thought and thought and thought about this and I'm super sure it's going to work"
" So, how DOES it work?"