"fuck, fuck, FUCCCK!" the source of the distressed curses belonged to one of the survivor who is desperately searching for grass, Meteor
They'd been looking for grass forever, and yet not a single one in sight.
Accompanying Meteor's conquest of grass, was a toxic french known as 'Klazerito'. He'd been alongside meteor throughout their foraging session.
They've thoroughly covered their designated foraging zone, having gathered inventories full of twigs in the process, yet not a single grass.
Klazerito trying to calm his partner states, " bro relax, I guess it's simply our shit luck. We'd gone through everything so at least we can say we tried our best. Those idiots should have gathered enough grasses for all of us to survive the night."
The N+ residence had formed a small group of 2 and dispersed all throughout the map to increase proficiency and efficiency in gathering the basic resources.
"Yeah, you're right klaze. I think it's about time we go back to spawn to regroup with them."
Happy to see his partner regain his composure, Klazerito cheerfully reply, " Sure, let's pick up some more berries along the way"
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After 20 minutes of backtracking, Klazerito and Meteor were able to get themselves back to 'Spawn', and they wouldn't be the first one to arrive. In fact, they were the last, as everyone else can be seen crafting and sorting their loots all around the place
They had decided to make spawn their temporary base for now, as it could be dangerous to set it elsewhere without thorough investigations.
freezerYolo, the first to notice the duo's late arrival would comment " i felt it when the stench of the french was violating my nose"
"so did you guys got grass?"
Meteor would be the one to respond saying, "nope, no luck, there were absolutely 0 grass in our area"
Klazerito then adds "yea bro, we've got like 5 stacks of twigs tho"
This was exactly what freezerYolo feared would happen,
Sighing in disappointment,
"gg, that's insane bro. You know what's more insane? Mf awm placed all our grass next to a campfire and now they're all reduced to ashes."
Meteor and Klaze in tandem would yell out, "What the fuck?
Klazerito was the first to voice his dissatisfaction,
"bro, how are we going to survive then? We literally have like 30 minutes of sunlight MINIMUM".
"Well there's nothing we can do now, we're just fucked. Let's just accept our fate and die peacefully atleast.". freezer mockingly suggests
Not satisfied with freezer's answer, Klazerito would flip out and lashed out his anger at freezer
"This is why I fucking left the server, because of you idiots who can't get your shits together. Why'd you even leave all our essential resources with that idiot? Holy shit we are so screwed."
The other members, overhearing the conversation, gathered around the trio.
Now confirming that they have virtually no supply of grass, everyone panicked and each with their own sets of eaction.
Some flipped out at awm for fucking their chances of survival to 0, there were those that argued intensively with others, and lastly, there were those that just calmly accepted their incoming demise.
Time is cruel, a ruthless concept that no being can overcome. Before they knew it, sun was setting.
In the end, the group of survivors were able to get over their differences and instead chose to peacefully pass. Thus they'd decided to gather and sit around SkullOD, waiting for the inevitable.
"Hah, even during all this, skull is still sleeping." Klazerito lightly scoffs
"It's so joever " awm adds
"Hah, I thought we'd atleast survive longer. Perhaps forming a bond stronger than ever after going through various trial and events. But I guess, in the end we can't even get pass the first night" says Meteor regretfully
Amidst all this, Tata can be seen furiously fapping to the Maxwell statue once again, probably to cope with his incoming death.
"well, it was a nice run chat, i guess its time to face it" freezer states just as the last ray of sunlight fades away into the world of nothingness.
Everyone can feel the scowl of the darkness creeping onto them
Suddenly, multiple shadow hands manifested all over the constant, targeting the now vulnerable N+ members.
Ruthlessly, the hands would dismember each of the survivor, tearing them apart into multiple pieces until what left of them were an unrecognisable husk, devoid of the personality and substance that had made everyone whole, where now only flesh and exposed tendons can be seen.
After minutes of agony, silence finally took over the now bloodied scene.
*Tac, tac, tac*
A woman with a fair skin who adorns a silky jet hair can be seen walking towards the dead survivors with her high red heels. Her presence exudes that of a great being to be feared.
*Click*
The mysterious lady snapped her fingers, causing the unnatural darkness to cease, allowing the moonlight to shine upon the world once again.
Under the brilliant light of the moon, her beauty stands out even more, she was of course the queen of the realm, the master of shadows, Charlie.
"My, my. I'd put so much effort to bring you guys here... You can't die yet... Not until I'm satisfied.*
A sinister twisted grin can be seen plastered on her face, soon after she started to chant some incomprehensible old magics.
As she finishes her chants, nightmare terrors spawned all around her, each carrying a piece of flesh to a dead survivor. Then, all the pieces magically fused with the corpse under the influence of the dark arts, thus causing the resurrection of... Meteor
"aAAaAGh" meteor yelps out in pain.
He could still feel the pain that were inflicted on him, by the hands that tore him completely apart, piece by piece, methodically, coldly. The experience had left his mental stability in tatters
"Shh, does it hurt that much? I'll mask the pain for you then." Charlie seductively placed her index finger on Meteor's dry lip.
Charlie had somehow calmed the turmoil brewing inside Meteor
But now a new storm is raging deep inside, an urge that he can no longer contain.
As Meteor's eye fixes completely on the lady that now stood before him, he was able to get a better look.
Her body compositions were flawless, surpassing that of even the greatest models. Her skin was the fairest Meteor had ever seen, and she smells very.....arousing.
The experience of dying had completely shattered meteor's ability to reason. And thus no longer restrained and constricted by logics, he willingly gave in to the primal desire to mate.
With not even a second spared, he took out his [redacted] and thrusted it deep [redacted]
"Ah, so bold are you? Well if you like what you see, then please, devour me to your heart content" Charlie lets out a soft moan
Not wanting to waste this golden experience, meteor's unoccupied hands were quickly assigned to Charlie's voluptuous [redacted]
Slowly, he would twist [redacted]
[Redacted]
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Still not satisfied he would [redacted] accompanied by a long session of french kisses.
Now, they are truly connected, fully.
This would continue until Meteor lets out [redacted] filling Charlie with [redacted]
Still, even this wasn't enough, Meteor wanted more, thus he [redacted]
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In a distance, not far away from the scene, SkullOD's lifeless body can be seen laying on the ground. Apparently he was left unscathed by the assailants. A miracle indeed.
Suddenly, to no one's notice, SkullOD body gave out a glow of yellow hue, that eventually spread onto the remains of the dead survivors..
The effect of this yellow glow is then revealed, as Tata was the first to come into contact with the gentle light.
As if time was unwinding, his body which was left in pieces and scattered all around the spawn, would come together and become whole again.
'I....how am I alive?' Tata thought to himself. He thought he would finally find his peace in the afterlife, only to be brought back onto this cursed world.
*slurps*
The sloppy slurping noises made by the couple in heat alerted Tata to Meteor's and Charlie's presence
The scene that was unfolding before him, allowed him to revert back to his usual self.
'sex'
'but thats bad sex' tata thought to himself.
Tata the experienced sex master he is, was able to recognise the woman before meteor. The queen of the constant.
'if only I had a reliable weapon to damage her to save meteor from this bad sex'
As if hearing Tata's pleas, Tata cock pulsated in the same glow SkullOD was covered in
Instinctively, he grabbed it and slowly detaches his cock from his crotch
With a huge grin on himself he would yell out, "CHARLIEEEEE!"
Startled by the sudden proclamation, Charlie would examine the source of the disturbance,
As Charlie eyes lock completely onto Tata, Tata would continue,
"I promised myself, that my cock must be used in clarity, not in horniness."
"But now I'm not so sure. Besides, this isn't my cock" Tata declares while holding his extended cock with both of his hand.
Without wasting a single moment, he would shoot out a stream of high velocity cum towards Charlie.
In response, Charlie would swiftly pull out Meteor's [redacted] inside her and forcefully push Meteor aside, causing him to crash onto a nearby rock, sucking him completely out of his consciousness
Before the stream of cum can reach Charlie, Charlie would pull out her own cock and shoot her own high velocity stream of cum.
The sheer impact of the collisions between the 2 high velocity liquid would cause it to splatter everywhere throughout the spawn.
"Nice cock, but it's lacking if compared to mine." Charlie says as she now approaches Tata rapidly
Not wanting to get outdone, Tata would do the same and approach her as rapidly.
In no time, the distance they had were completely closed.
Tata wss the first to strike, aiming for Charlie's vulnerable balls.
**Secret Move : Amogus**
The cock wielded in his hand had suddenly change in chemical composition and shape, forming a very deadly kitchen knife .
This all happened in tenths of a millisecond
However, such speed us nothing to Charlie. She effortlessly intercepted the transformed c*ck with her own.
"Honey, I'm afraid our little dance here has to end now."
"heh, did you know? This is how cockroaches are made"
"????"
Suddenly, the clumps of semen scattered all around the spawn began to rapidly fuse and divide, increasing it's mass before differentiating into... The strongest cockroach in all of written history
"Master Tata, your will is my command"
With urgency, Tata would command the cockroach "Now, thrust her as hard as u can"
Without wasting a breath, the cockroach immediately executed the task at hand.
For the first time in her life, Charlie would experience her first ever sensation of fear, which only grows stronger the closer the cockroaches gets
Her movement is completely compromised by the current clash of c*cks between her and Tata. If she redirected even an ounce of her energy elsewhere, it could mean a certain demise
As the cockroach was quite a distance away from Charlie, it sprinted, breaking the sound barrier, closing the distance only in a matter of a milliseconds
"Huh??" Charlie lets out sounds of confusion
The cockroach, finally finding the most optimal position to thrust Charlie, gathered all it's power before...
**Booooooom**
An explosive round of ammunition had intercepted the cockroach' attempt of thrusting Charlie, taking away Tata's only chance of winning.
'Hit confirmed, target's status unknown, preparing for a second round of firing" a feminine voice lets out
Not wanting to waste the chance given to her, Charlie broke away from the c*ck clash and retreated.
"What the fuck, I almost had her? Who rigged this??" Tata yells out in frustration
"It was me."
The voice coldly states in defiance. Who else could this voice belong to if it wasn't freezerYolo?
Charlie seeing the two interacts is amused by the sudden turn of events.
freezer then would disapprovingly say, "Tata, I know that you want to purge this world of its evil 'sex'. But to do so you unleashed an even greater force of chaos."
"That cockroach you had spawned will be the end of us all if left alone. Fuck. No time to explain. I'll just eliminate it now."
"All units in position"
freezerYolo was also under the influence of SkullOD's glow. He was put back together by the mysterious golden light , and even gained his own special ability.
The ability to spawn an army of lollies with modern weaponry and military grade equipments. Having a unit of Leopard 2A7A1, makes the squad quite formidable.
"I repeat, all units stand-"
Now this time freezerYolo's command to eliminate the strongest cockroach would be interrupted by a vastly superior explosion the Leopard 2A7A1 can't ever hope to produce.
**5 Minutes Prior**
**Klazerito PoV**
"What the fuck"
'What the fuck is even going on?'
It had only been his first day here, but Klazerito had seen so much bullshit that should have been physically impossible.
Hell, he doesn't even know who's friend or foe anymore. He's simply lost. Not knowing what to do. He'd thought that their time spent here would be akin to that of any average survival stories, but this shit he's going through has gotten out of hand.
`We were just gathering the fucking grasses bro, how did it get to this?'
Recalling the previous event before everything stopped making sense, Klazerito thought,
'Just how did it spiral into this madness.'
"Someone... Skull, can you please just wake up and help me make sense of this chaotic world?" Klaze tries to reach out to his unconscious friend, but alas no response came from him. SkullOD who had taken brutal beatings from the 2 big doggies is still not showing signs of waking up any time soon.
Klazerito knowing that he wouldn't get any help from his trusty friend, tries to reorganize his thoughts and make reasons out of this bullshit.
'Ok so first we were all taken down by Charlie, then Meteor was the first to be revived, as Charlie had willed it so.' klaze begins his train of thoughts
'They then did some questionable shits, which were then interrupted Tata. They had a big fight with their dick? And somehow spawned a motherfucking cockroach that claims itself as the strongest?? And now freezer is spawning an army of lollies to help Charlie take down Tata's strongest cockroach???'
'Wait, aren't we supposed to be dead too? How are we even alive if Charlie didn't revive us?'
"Fuck it. Fuck everything." Klazerito had finally reached his breaking point.
"At this point, everything should just end. Yes, that's it. I see it now, my true mission." Klaze yells out to the unsuspecting listeners
"This cursed world is devoid of meaning, devoid of sense. It has no purpose"
"Thus I shall end it." Klazerito, his body which was covered with wounds all over due to Charlie's assault had healed.
Mysterious crackles of lightning surrounded his body, as if summoning a bigger one
And then he would spat out
"FUCK ALL OF YOU"
Formation of unstable clouds had formed over Klazerito's head, and a roaring thunder was spewed out of it, heading directly into him.
As the dust settles down, what was once Klazerito, had become a giant 100m titan
**Present**
Everyone was affected by the huge explosion caused by Klazerito's transformation. freezerYolo armies of lollies had to retreat back inside him to preserve their firepower.
Tata and the strongest cockroach had exhausted all their strength trying to protect themselves from the aftereffects of the explosion.
Everyone was affected, well excluding Charlie who is the current queen of the constant.
Even with the reigns of the giants, each having a dominant presence all throughout the constant, she has never seen such enormous entity before. She stood in place and gazed into the chaotic outburst caused by the intruders, seemingly more disappointed than anything else and seems to be muttering about something. No, she was chanting another ancient spell.
This extremely vile and vicious silent chanting were exerting a very lethal dose of wicked aura, grabbing the attention of every entity in the constant and causing the survivors to freeze in place, deprived of spiritual energy.
SkullOD had been in a deep slumber eventually woke up due to the unholy chants that puts his instinct of survival into overdrive. He tried his best to run away from this madness perceived by all five senses he had been overloaded with. The amalgamation of unusual creatures, The rumbling and the mumbling, the unsettling smell and taste of the one man cheeseburger apocalyptic event and the scorching heat that is lighting every single cells on his body on fire.
However,very soon skullOD found out he was not able to move, as if he had been chained by an insensible force. In the most desperate and despairing time, skullOD suspected the unusual and unfortunate chains of incident were caused by the mysterious queen Charlie. He looked over her and thought to himself, "She's actually kinda hot, i'd smash". As he was almost breaking free from his sheer amount of lust and dedication of wanting to smash the queen Charlie, he found out about his ability to read lips while imagining himself hot kissing Charlie
SkullOD squinted his eyes, focused all of his attention into Charlie's pale white lips,
"With this treasure i summon....."
Before he finishes his sentence, a human wearing purple shirt descending slowly from the sky and eventually his feet touches the ground
"Hey, Whisperin' Oaks! Shit, I used to go there when I was a kid!"
Coach from Left 4 Dead 2. What the fuck.