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Chapter 3 - Chapter 3 : The apocalypse known as the Cheeseburger

"What the fuck" Wowk, another member of N+, did not expect Coach from the hit game L4D2 would make an appearance in this fucked up place.

Coach had a very flashy entrance as well, as he can be seen slowly descending from the chilly sky as if he was the savior of all humanity.

Eventually the black man would gracefully land his majestic feets on the soil of the accursed constant. 

 "Don't mean to be pickin' on ya, but y'all look like shit." He quickly glanced over the survivors and gave his input on their overall conditions.

For some reason, he was barefooted, each detail of his feet and toes can be clearly seen by the nearby onlookers.

Awm seeing this would comment, "feet." 

For some unknown reason, Coach's feet gave Awm a sense of security and safety.

Upon hearing such a perverse response, Coach would respond "Damn, I am too old for this shit."

Not wanting to waste anymore time, Coach directed his attention towards Charlie and demandingly requested of her the following : 

" I could go for a barbeque bacon burguh, a large order of fries, an orange soda with no ice and a piece of hot apple pie, oh and a spicy double chicken cheeseburger and more large fries."

Charlie, sensing something amidst, could tell that the black man in front of her is *different*. As if he was the **apocalypse** itself.

Thus, not wanting to risk a battle against the mysterious black man to ensure her *plans* can go on, she begrudgingly complied.

"Fine, make yourself comfortable first. The food will be ready shortly"

Charlie then can be seen manifesting a shadow apron. 

Meteor who previously crashed violently onto a huge boulder, would slowly get back on his feet and approach Charlie.

He then offered to help with the preparation of the meal.

"I know a thing or two about burgers you know, especially cheeseburger."

Charlie, who did not expect that Meteor would get up any time soon, and then immediately offer a helping hand, could only blush and say, "Yes, let's make the best burgers ever. Together. ❤️"

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After a good amount of time and rough sex, the cheeseburger set meals were done and dusted by Charlie and Meteor

The ordeal of putting together this godly set of cheeseburger had leveled meteor up so much, he can now fully control nsfw scenarios. But that's not what's important now.

What's important is how their cheeseburger set will fare against the one man apocalypse cheeseburger himself.

Both Charlie and Meteor now await in anticipation to see whether their hard work will pay off.

The hungry black man in purple shirt couldn't resist his appetite any longer and dived into the appetising cheeseburger covered in mysterious black and white substances, seemingly resembling the smooth texture of cum and... shadowy clouds?

The hungry man proceeded to bite into the cheeseburger without noticing the peculiar dressing on the burger. Very soon, he was shocked and would be fully engrossed by the unusual taste of the burger. 

The intense flavoring that was in the cheeseburger, it was too much for Coach. Suddenly, he started shaking, twitching and twerking, almost as if he was getting possessed by an otherworldly deity.

 Everyone dared not to approach as he exerted a very murderous and eerie aura, making everyone feel like their lives are in the hands of a dealer. 

After a while, the abnormality that happened to the black man stopped. Just as everyone eased up and went on to check on the man, the black man unexpectedly uttered in a thunderous mad tone: "This here is some serious bullshit."

All the living in the constant are not aware of the serious trouble they are about to get into at this very moment.

Soon after, the air got much denser, with the ambience slowly quieting down, which can only mean that the impending doom is slowly approaching... 

Suddenly hundreds of thousands of cries can be heard bursting out over and echoing throughout the constant, striking straight into everyone's nervous system and triggering their fight or flight response. 

"Are those zombies charging at us?!", shouted Klaze. 

"There's a lot of them, that's an entire horde of armies of zombies!", Awm screamed while running in fear.

"I'm supposed to be touching grass but this is too real bro" said skullOD in a saddened tone. 

"nah i'd win", freezerYOLO speaks calmly, whilst commanding his army of lollies to fight against the hordes of zombies. 

However he and his army was quickly ran over by the swarms of zombies, losing hopes and lives to the mindless hives.

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"The One Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse... the very prophecy i feared of is unfolding before my very eyes.." Charlie uttered in a tone of despair and hopelessness. "My kingdom.. the constant... I was this close to conquering it all.."

Charlie could only watch as all the living creatures eventually get taken down by the mindless flesh eaters, infrastructures get run over, completely demolishing them, leaving behind only the tarnishing footprints of the hungry zombies…

Klazerito, who was still in his transformed state, tried to fend off the zombies.

He hadn't been able to move due to the curses that were placed on him from Charlie's previous incantation.

However, the curses that held him down are now seemingly gone.

Taking advantage of his freedom to once again move, he would put all his effort towards fighting the zombies.

At first, the apparent size difference between Klazerito gigantic bodies and the hordes of zombies were working towards his advantage.

Thinking he might be able to repel the armies of infected, life would remind him why it is unfair 

Klazerito was suddenly faced with a zombie of equal size and proportion. The zombies must have mutated very rapidly to get to that size.

The situation has now gotten much more dire. Freezer along with the remnants of his dying loli army tried helping with their modern guns. But it proved futile. The giant zombies had barely felt anything.

The strongest cockroach, instinctively knowing that the gargantuan zombies must be taken down, jumped up high until he was able to reach the zombie's nape. He then, with all his might, thrusted his leg deep inside it's nape, hoping to cut through its carotid arteries.

In response, the giant zombie would simply pluck out the cockroach's leg with a pinch, picking him up in the process. Then the zombie would devour the cockroach whole.

Klazerito, seeing this as a moment of opportunity, clenched his fist and threw the hardest punch he ever could.

But it was intercepted. Swiftly. Coldly. 

The zombie in such a horror fashion, would give out the creepiest smirk Klazerito had ever seen.

Fear. Klazerito was unbridled with pure fear. He knows his demise is upon him.

True to his expectations, the giant zombie would dismember each limb Klazerito had, while simultaneously eating him alive. Slowly, but surely

The other survivors were eventually overwhelmed by the normal hordes of zombies, each meeting their own demise in their own ways.

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Only one place now remains with surviving uninfected souls. It was a place where Charlie had casted a shadow barrier to prevent the zombies from approaching her and Meteor, so she could focus on the man himself.

The black man went up to Charlie and Meteor, pushed them over and dropped them on the tarnished land.

He then speaks: "I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse."

Charlie stood up, seemingly unsatisfied and aggravated by the black man's action, she then proceeded to chant dark magic spells which granted her a sword, armor and helmet which emits dark shadowy energy within, signaling its unholiness. 

The black man was well ready to take up a fight, pulling up a machete and injecting a needle of unknown substances into his body, granting himself the agility a man his size shouldn't have.

The black man quickly charged at Charlie in a stabbing pose, in response Charlie prepared accordingly to parry the strike with an ancient defensive pose. 

Unexpectedly, the drug allowed the man to go beyond its limit in terms of speed and strength. With this newfound power, he forcefully pushed through Charlie's defenses effortlessly

Not wanting to get outdone, Charlie tries to parry all the ongoing assault. But then seemingly expecting such a response, Coach was able to bait out the parry, and not letting this chance go to waste, he quickly performed a downward slash with his machete aiming to take down Her Majesty in one strike. 

However the magical bone armor of which was donned by Charlie suddenly covered Charlie's physical body with a full set of rib cage, neutralising the attack fully.

The armor would also manifest 2 pairs of sharp bones as a counterattack, and then like a homing missile it would aim for Coach.

"That shit was too goddamn close" the black man uttered. He barely dodged the sharp bones that were aiming for his heart.

"We ain't got time for this" 

"Alright now, let's blow some shit up"

Coach pulled up a grenade launcher, locking right onto Charlie and pulled the trigger. Charlie tried to run away but it was all in vain and she got incapacitated by the explosion caused by the grenade launcher. The grenade also hit and sent Meteor hurling over to a distant tree, fracturing several of his bones, along with a mysterious looking stopwatch that fell out of his pocket.

"Huh, my watch stopped working...." Meteor spoke in a soft voice.

As Charlie now lay unconscious, the shadow barrier that was previously casted dissipated into thin air

As a result, Meteor was very soon noticed by the hordes due to his stinky sweaty stench . Just as he somberly accepted his fate, the flow of time seemed to slow down rapidly. The hordes of zombies which were furiously approaching Meteor, had their movements completely halted. 

Almost as if they had been completely stopped in time… and not seconds later the resurgence of movement from the zombies is observed, but instead of normal movements, they would move in backwards, almost as if time is reversing.

The flow of time in the constant was messed up by this broken artifact held by Meteor and all the events that had happened for the past day had been eradicated and erased from reality itself. 

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Once again, the survivors meet under the florid postern.

They know this is not their first time, but they couldn't make up their mind on the reasons behind it since no memories serve that right. However this time, they all have a vague feeling that something bad is bound to happen in the near future.