**Dad? Dad??!!**
Butler Liu was startled!
The young master had only called out "Dad" twice since his birth!
The last time he called "Dad" was when he sent Yu Zheng to the police station after a minor accident!
"Special security detail!" Butler Liu shouted!
...
**"Xi Xi's Daily (Volume 29)"—**
**[August 15]**: Today was supposed to be payday, but I didn't receive any money. It's the first time the Yu family has delayed wages in all these years. But I understand, it's also the first time in years that the Yu family is in such turmoil.
**[August 16]**: The young master started listening to the noises outside the door. The first time Aunt Li came in, his face went from sunny to cloudy. The second time He Xuefang entered, his face went from cloudy to stormy. The third time Master Yu came in, the storm turned into a flood. Oh no, I feel like tomorrow he's going to take it out on Master Yu.
**[August 17]**: As expected, one of Master Yu's ex-girlfriends came over for business. The young master used seven clothes hangers to display Master Yu's underwear for the week, making her laugh and leave. Master Yu was so angry he had to use a ventilator. PS: I secretly saw that the young mistress is still livestreaming and eating heartily. Look, women are truly heartless. They kiss you when they say kiss, and don't love you when they say they don't love you.
**[August 18]**: The young master decided to go on a hunger strike. Three hours later, he resumed eating.
**[August 19]**: If the young mistress doesn't come to comfort him soon, I feel like Master Yu won't hold on. The fortune teller said he'd live to a hundred, should be accurate, right?
**[August 20]**: Cheng Dong brought back a row of Wahaha drinks and a handwritten letter from the young mistress! It said—Return quickly, there's a lot of farm work. I was quite happy, but the young master got even angrier. PS: The young master broke up three pairs of sparrows, two pairs of dogs, and one pair of swans in two days... Simply put, even if a pair of mandarin ducks walked past him, only one would be left.
**[August 21]**: The young master started messing with the roses that the eldest master planted! These are Juliet roses, definitely intended for the young mistress, costing millions even at a discount! They're probably going to fight...
Cheng Xi was writing when he looked up and saw Li Cheng approaching with a group of people.
"Yu Sixian!" Li Cheng called coldly, "What are you doing!"
The young master, with dark circles under his eyes, turned around and stared at him, pulling a rose from the bush. "I'm fortune-telling."
Li Cheng: ?
Yu Sixian plucked a petal and threw it on the ground.
"You will die alone."
He plucked another petal and threw it down.
"You will live happily ever after."
Another petal.
"You will die alone."
He stopped, finding it troublesome, and stripped all the petals off the rose in one go, leaving only three.
Yu Sixian held up the rose, pointing to one petal, "You'll be lonely, happy, lonely—oh, you'll die alone! Congratulations."
Li Cheng: ?!!!
Who allowed you to leave three petals to count like that?!
He rolled up his sleeves to step forward!
"Ah! Watch out!" Cheng Xi rushed over and headbutted Li Cheng in the chest!
Physical damage +10086!
The next second, Yu Sixian swiftly tossed a leftover green hat onto Li Cheng's head!
"Slap."
It landed on Li Cheng's head.
"Heh." Yu Sixian sneered, walking past him, "Dying alone and wearing a green hat, worse off than me."
Li Cheng: …
The whole family: …
Yu Zheng pushed Butler Liu on the second floor, "Hurry, get the car ready, I'm going out."
Qiao Xi straightened up after finishing the last batch of farm work.
Little 6 said, "Master, the villain hasn't returned for three days!"
"Didn't he say he was angry? Anger doesn't dissipate that quickly." Qiao Xi wiped her sweat, "Last time it was my fault, this time it's not. I didn't do anything wrong, it's absolutely safe."
Little 6: "True. He might have gone back to that house to steal that handsome suit and got lost in admiration."
Just then, a cloud of dust rose in the distance!
A row of motorcycles suddenly appeared!
Leading the charge was Old Sun!
Qiao Xi stood at the edge of the field, clapping, "Wow! Cool! Old Sun, it's refreshing to see you showing off once in a while!"
Old Sun laughed heartily, "Nothing to it!"
As they got closer, Qiao Xi noticed something was off.
The person coughing their lungs out at the back, wasn't that old man Yu?
"Cough, cough, cough…" Yu Zheng got off the bike, coughing violently.
Behind him, Butler Liu, Aunt Li, Cheng Xi, and Cheng Dong all stood in a line.
Yu Zheng walked over first, straightening his suit.
With a stern face, he spoke after a long pause, "Come over, I have something to say."
[Damn! Isn't this the Yu family squad!!!! So impressive!]
[The one leading is my father-in-law! Everyone move, I'll call first!]
[Could it be something happened to Young Master?]
[What could happen, even if he's on his deathbed, he'd call Xi Jie to whine first]
Qiao Xi raised an eyebrow.
This old man was acting strangely today...
"Slap." As Yu Zheng turned around, a gold card fell from his pocket!
Qiao Xi: !
She bent over to pick it up and followed happily.
"Dad, what's up?"
Yu Zheng pursed his lips, unable to speak, just glancing sideways at Cheng Dong and Cheng Xi.
The two immediately stepped forward.
Cheng Xi: "Young Mistress, it's like this, the young master is causing trouble at home! For example, I'm the young master."
Cheng Dong: "For example, I'm the master."
The two turned to each other, instantly becoming enemies.
Cheng Xi pulled out a pair of red underwear from somewhere and waved it in the air, "Old man! Come and get it!"
Cheng Dong's face turned red, shaking like a leaf, pointing a trembling finger in the air, "You...you unfilial son!"
Yu Zheng: ?
Yu Zheng: !!!
Did I tell you to perform this scene?!
"Explain properly!" Yu Zheng roared.
Cheng Xi reluctantly handed over his diary, "You can see for yourself. It has all the details."
Qiao Xi glanced at it, "Is he uncontrollable now?"
"Yeah." Yu Zheng nodded, pointing at the card, "Go home and calm him down, and I'll give you the password."
Two hours later.
Qiao Xi stood dusty at the Yu family's front door.
Just as she was about to knock, she heard the young master's voice inside—
"Hurry up and kiss, don't dawdle."
Then Aunt Zhao's voice—
"Oh, young master, you want us to perform on the spot, how can we do that!"
Li Dazhuang: "Also, who likes watching people kiss!"
Yu Sixian: "What do you know? This is desensitization therapy."
Qiao Xi: ?
Before she could step forward to knock, Cheng Xi stormed off in anger.
"Ahhh! Too much! Even bringing people home!"
Cheng Dong held him back, "Calm down, brother! At least the young master didn't set the house on fire!"
Cheng Xi paused, thinking that made sense.
The noise finally caught the attention inside.
"Who is it?" Yu Sixian shouted, "I told you not to use the front door, I don't want to see anyone! My heart is shattered into 88 pieces and won't revive no matter what!"
Everyone was silent.
Cheng Dong muttered, "This...seems like it really can't be calmed down!"
"Why not go in through the back door?" Cheng Dong suggested, "We haven't used the front door for two days, the young master doesn't allow it."
"Click."
Before they could finish talking, Qiao Xi swaggered in through the front door.