Yu Siniang heard the commotion and shouted, "Aunt Li, bring me a pair of scissors! Let's see if I don't cut off Cheng Xi's manhood today—"
"Oh my God, it wasn't me, Young Master!!!" Cheng Xi yelled from outside, "I didn't cross the line! I'm still outside!"
Only then did Yu Siniang turn around.
The next second, he jumped up, staring blankly ahead.
What was this?
Aunt Li in Qiao Xi's 3D skin?
"What are you looking at?" Qiao Xi grabbed him and poked his face, "Who's pissing you off now, Pufferfish Young Master?"
For a full two seconds, the young master didn't say a word.
Two seconds later, he shot upstairs like a rocket!
"Bang bang!"
A series of noises, and when he came back down, his hair was neatly combed, his clean face washed, and he was dressed in a sporty outfit, passing in front of Qiao Xi with a bright smile.
"What did you just say?" He stopped, leaning against the wall and striking a pose, "Angry? Who's angry? Yu Zheng? Indeed, he's always angry, and anger makes him old. I often advise him against it. By the way, remember to notify me before coming home next time. I don't like being seen unkempt."
Qiao Xi: "..."
The whole family: "..."
Yu Zheng outside the door: "..."
Cheng Dong and Cheng Xi caught their jaws with their hands, their eyeballs popping out!
What the hell!
"Let's go, I'm hungry." Yu Siniang grabbed her hand and walked outside, "Let's eat."
Cheng Xi watched the two walking away hand in hand, turned to see Aunt Zhao and Li Dazhuang hugging inside, and felt extremely frustrated!
He came back to watch the show!
Not to see people acting crazy and showing off their love!!!
But this time he had grown up. He didn't jump into the lake but chose to pull Yu Siniang back before he entered the dining room, trying to save his mood with an umbrella-ripping action—
"Young Master, Young Madam didn't even coax you!"
"How not?" Yu Siniang flung him away, "She took the initiative to talk to me. What more do you want from her?"
Cheng Xi was so shocked his whole body shook.
What the hell! What the hell! What the hell!
What kind of statement is this?!
In the dining room, Yu Siniang was really hungry.
He had been fasting on schedule these days, eating breakfast, fasting for five hours, eating lunch, fasting for five hours, eating dinner, and fasting for twelve hours.
Now it had been exactly five hours since his last meal, and he was eating happily while smiling.
"Clink."
A peeled shrimp suddenly appeared on his plate.
Yu Siniang: ?
"Is this shrimp bad?" he asked.
Qiao Xi: "I peeled it for you."
Yu Siniang: ??
He asked again, unwilling to give up, "You don't like it? It has parasites? Or..."
"I peeled it for you." Qiao Xi repeated.
Yu Siniang: ???
He had been thinking for three days, and now he certainly didn't think Qiao Xi did this because she liked him.
The next second, he got up and pointed to the left and right of his abdomen, "Tell me, which kidney do you want?"
Qiao Xi pushed him down!
Then she swallowed a plate of fried rice, her mouth bulging, "Nian Nian, do you know what it means when two people eat alone?"
Yu Siniang squeezed in, "Dating."
Qiao Xi: ?
"Nonsense, it means one person has to pay." Qiao Xi said, "I have no money, if you don't mind, it's settled. The shrimp is my extra gift, thanks for your hospitality."
She patted the young master's shoulder.
Quietly wiped her hand clean.
Yu Siniang was relieved, holding the shrimp and smiling widely.
When they left the dining room, it was already dark.
Qiao Xi had been catching locusts in the field until midnight last night, got up before six today, worked all day, and then came to the capital, so as soon as she got in the car, she fell asleep.
"Zzz—zzzz—"
Amid the loud snoring, Cheng Dong and Cheng Xi silently put on earplugs.
Only the young master leaned in to observe Qiao Xi's face, deep in thought.
He had been so idle these days that he reviewed things over and over, gradually figuring out the whole storyline.
Why did Qiao Xi insist he should be with Ye Sisi, even that he "should" be with Ye Sisi?
Combining it with the future information Qiao Xi revealed in the company last time, the conclusion was—she, like him, knew the original plot of this book.
So he went to gather other clips of Qiao Xi before she was on the show, coming to the same conclusion—this Qiao Xi was no longer the old Qiao Xi.
Yu Siniang sighed.
Such a genius, yet couldn't have a romance? Impossible!
"You two." He kicked the seat, speaking to Cheng Dong and Cheng Xi, "Meeting at home!"
Five minutes later, Yu Siniang carried the sleeping Qiao Xi back to the bedroom.
When he came back downstairs, he saw a line of people turning around in the yard!
"Hey, Yu Zong." Zhou Ninghuan smiled, "Heard you got dumped, calling a meeting?"
Next to him sat Aunt Zhao, Li Dazhuang, Ye Sisi, Aunt Li, Uncle Liu, and all the female servants of the Yu family!
Everyone's eyes sparkled, all waiting for a juicy gossip storm.
Yu Siniang chuckled, looking at Cheng Dong.
Cheng Dong: !!!
"Ow!!!" The sound of kicking and punching echoed in the corner, Cheng Dong shouted, "It wasn't just me! Cheng Xi was involved! We were talking, and Aunt Zhao overheard! Aunt Zhao told Aunt Li, Aunt Li told Uncle Liu, Uncle Liu told Aunt Zhang, Aunt Zhang was cleaning at the company, met the overtime-working Huan Ge... Ow! Wrong, wrong, young master, I was wrong!"
Cheng Dong came out with a bruised face.
Yu Siniang pulled out a chair, elegantly sitting down, "Everyone, state your opinions. Cheng Dong, you start."
Cheng Dong covered his face, "To chase after Young Madam, be direct! Go confess now! Kiss her awake! Throw a fastball!"
"Clap clap clap!"
Yu Siniang's hands spun like windmills, slapping him wildly.
"You want me dead, don't you?" The young master's mind had never been clearer, "Next!"
His gaze turned to Cheng Xi.
Cheng Xi gritted his teeth, "Single is good! Single is great! Single aristocrats shout hooray! I suggest you, young master, embrace your solitary beauty!"
"Clap clap clap!"
Cheng Xi covered his face, "Next."
Zhou Ninghuan: "From my observation, she likes cow dung pancakes."
Ye Sisi: "Sister Xi has cut off all feelings, I can't think of anything."
The microphone finally reached Aunt Zhao.
Aunt Zhao coughed lightly and stood up.
Everyone's eyes immediately lit up!
Yes! There's a love master here! How could they forget!
Cheng Xi turned his head, unwilling to watch.
The young master bared his teeth, hooking him with his foot, forcing him to turn around.
Cheng Xi gritted his teeth and struggled with him, finally tearing off one sleeve before running away.
"You all are too young." Aunt Zhao shook her head, "To chase after Young Madam, you need to be relaxed! Seduce with actions, restrain with words!"
Below: "Oh~"
Aunt Zhao: "The urgent task is to create more interaction and a romantic atmosphere! You two are always busy in the field, even if you fall into her arms, how will she know if it's heatstroke or love? Just a month away from autumn harvest, nothing much in between, you should join a new variety show! Isn't there a trending love variety show, called something something..."
Aunt Li: "Love show!"
"Yes, yes! Love show! You two, join a love show!"