[Ding!]
[Host, welcome to the Pervert Detective System.]
A blue panel appeared in front of Alex.
"What the…?"
He exclaimed, baffled by the system's sudden appearance.
Am I hallucinating?" Alex questioned himself.
[Host, you are not hallucinating. I am the system, created by the gods to help you achieve your goals and fulfill all your desires.]
"Whoa, I can hear a voice in my mind now."
[Yes. That is one of the system's functions. Would you like to disable it?"]
"Hmmm, no." He thought that the voice function was useful as he didn't want to read every single time he wanted to communicate with the system.
"So, you are like the system that's in those fantasy novels?" He read a lot of fantasy novels in his past life and had a bit of information about the system and its functions.
[Yes]
Alex then asked, "You said , the gods were the one who transmigrated me?"
[Yes, when you scream at the top of your lungs, the detective god and the pervert god took pity on you. And they are the ones who transmigrated you.]
"R-Really, I thought the gods hated me. Well, I guess I am now in debt to the ones I cursed."
[Yes. And the only way to repay the two gods is by becoming the best detective and the biggest pervert.]
"I understand the detective god helping me, but why the pervert god?" asked Alex, he understood that the detective god might've taken pity on him since he has failed detective, but he did not understand why the pervert god also helped him.
[Well, deep down you are a really big pervert.]
"I AM NOT" Alex was quick to refute.
'I am not a pervert, I am a gentleman, a cultured gentleman,' he thought with a perverted smile on his face.
The system panel glitched a few times and a video started playing. A video of Alex's past life, where he stole and sniffed women's panties.
"A-Alright stop the video. Stop the video." Alex said in a high pitched voice. He was embarrassed by his actions when he was a child.
[There are quite a few more. Do you wish to watch]
[YES] / [NO]
"No".
SIGH
"I guess I really am a pervert."
Alex then asked a question that bothered him for a little while now,
"Hey system, why was I so familiar with this body's mom? I mean I get that I've got this body's memories, but still I acted way too familiar with her. Why is that?"
[While you were transmigrating, one of the gods, who was a little pissed at you for cursing them, tried to kill you. But the pervert god and the detective god intervened and stopped him. But the damage was already done and your soul got injured. The gods found you a body with a weak soul and fed it to you. Hence, gaining his memories and emotions.]
Alex, who listened to the system's explanation, was really happy. He was really thankful to both the gods and promised in his heart to make them happy.
'I am really, really thankful to you.'
[Host, you should familiarize yourself with the system.]
"Very well, tell me what should I do?"
[Say, 'Status']
"Status"
Then the blue screen in front of Alex changed, It now showed his information.
Status
Name: Alex Woods
Height: 5'4
Weight: 38 kg
Strength: 1.8
Stamina: 1.2
Dexterity: 3.4
Intelligence: 15
Wisdom: 8
Points: 0
Shop
Quests
"Ha! I thought it would be somewhat better, but this body is shit." Alex started to grumble to himself.
'Well beggars can't be choosers.'
Alex then saw the store and daily quests option and said,
"Hey system, open shop."
Shop
Abilities store
Martial arts store
Sex tools store
Sex Techniques Store
[Which one would you like to choose?]
Alex's mouth twitched looking at the last two options. He didn't think that the system would sell sex related items too.
Even though he wanted to see what kind of techniques are there in the sex techniques store, he controlled himself,
"Open Abilities store."
Abilities store:
Eyes of the truth: 1000 pts
Bat sense: 500 pts
Eagle sight: 750 pts
Wolf's scent: 500 pts
Seal's glide: 750 pts
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Alex, who saw the list of abilities, and was gobsmacked, he would've done anything to get 'the eyes of truth' or the 'eagle sight', in his past life.
The eyes of truth tell whether one is telling lies or not. Eagle sight enhances one's sight to match that of an eagle.
"Wow, these abilities are really great, I wish I had some points to spend." Alex muttered.
"Hey system, Can I get a discount on one of these, please?" pleaded Alex he really wanted 'the eyes of truth.'
[Communicating with the gods...]
[The goods are reviewing your request....]
[The gods have accepted your request.]
[The gods have sent you a starter pack.]
[Do you want to open it?]
[YES] / [NO]
"Yes" to say he was excited would be an understatement, he thought the gods would reject his proposal, citing that he was ungrateful. He didn't think that they would accept his request.
[Opening the starter pack]
[You have obtained: Eyes of Truth, A body transformation card, 100 pts]
Alex, who saw what he got, prostrated and started praying
"O gods, thank you for helping this lost sheep, and thank you for this opportunity."
He then started doing some weird symbols in his hand ending the prayer.
[Host is advised to use the 'Body transformation card' before obtaining the eyes of the truth]
Alex thought about it and nodded his head.
"Alright, use the body transformation card."
[Using the body transformation card in 3….2…..1….initializing his sequence]
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Alex felt pain. He felt like someone was pulling out his muscles piece by piece and rearranging them, it felt like a million ants were biting his skin. His bones felt like they were being crushed under a massive weight. After trying to bear the unimaginable pain for a few minutes, Alex passed out.
After a few hours the process ended. But still Alex was asleep. After another few hours Alex woke up.
He opened his eyes and stood up, he looked around and thought 'have I grown?'
[Yes host, the body transformation card transforms your body to its most optimal state.]
"Really?"
[Yes host, here is your status]
Status
Name: Alex woods
Height: 6'3
Weight: 95 kg
Strength: 15
Stamina: 15
Dexterity: 15
Intelligence: 30
Wisdom: 7
Points: 100
Shop
Quests
"Hey system, what are the average stats of a human?" Alex asked, He wanted to know just how strong he had become.
[An average human male would have 5 points in each of them]
"So, I am 3 times stronger than a normal human huh?" "Not bad"
"Hey system, Give me the eyes of truth."
[Initializing the sequence in 3….2….1]
'AAAAAGGGGHHHH'
'It hurts'
Before, Alex experienced pain all over the body, but right now he was experiencing it in his eyes. His eyes were bleeding and throbbing.
After a few minutes the pain subsided. He looked around with his new eyes. Although nothing had changed in its appearance, he knew they had been fundamentally changed.
Excited, he clenched his fist. His time has come and no one can stop him.
No one can stop him from becoming the biggest perverted detective.