Hearing the soft humming of a woman coming from the gatekeeper's room, Chen Erniu's expression froze.
Couldn't be that someone inside the gatekeeper's room was...!
In broad daylight, engaging in male-female relations in a elementary school gatekeeper's room, that would be way too brazen!
Who on earth had the guts to do such a thing, could it be Old Man Lei?
How could that be! He's over sixty, he must have lost that ability long ago!
However, it didn't take long for Chen Erniu to realize that something was off about the sound.
It didn't seem like there was a woman in the room.
Instead, it sounded like... a certain kind of movie was being played!
In order to confirm his suspicion, Chen Erniu intentionally put on a foolish expression and went forward to knock on the door.
If there really was someone messing around inside, seeing that it was him, the fool knocking, they probably wouldn't pick a quarrel with him.
Indeed, after Chen Erniu knocked a few times and naively called out for Old Man Lei, the woman's voice inside came to an abrupt halt.
When Old Man Lei inside hurriedly scurried over to open the door, and saw that it was Chen Erniu standing there, he finally let out a sigh of relief.
The originally somewhat blushing old face quickly returned to normal.
Breaking into a grin.
"It's Erniu! What is it? You came to listen to Old Man Lei's stories?" Old Man Lei said.
Chen Erniu kept up a dopey smile and nodded, but inside he was speechless to the extreme.
So the old man was really watching little movies!
Old Man Lei was a wiry little old man. Although his hair had turned white with age, his body was still quite sturdy, even in his sixties.
In his early years, Old Man Lei worked outside, only returning to the village when he became too old to carry on with the manual labor.
He had never married in his life, and in his old age, he had no one to take care of him. When he was younger, he even sold his village house to someone else.
Out of pity for him having no one to depend on, the villagers found him a job as a gatekeeper at the village school, with room and board provided in the gatekeeper's room.
Old Man Lei was a nice person.
Most people in the village took advantage of Chen Erniu's simplicity to bully him.
Only Old Man Lei never bullied him and would often take him to watch chess games or tell him stories.
But Old Man Lei had one problem: he was lascivious!
Most of the stories he told Chen Erniu were also risqué jokes.
Lucky for Chen Erniu, he used to be so naive that when his sister-in-law He Hongjuan asked him about the stories Old Man Lei told, Chen Erniu stammered and couldn't even give a rough outline.
If He Hongjuan knew that Old Man Lei was constantly telling Chen Erniu risqué jokes, she would have certainly forbidden him from seeing Old Man Lei long ago.
Chen Erniu said with a silly laugh, "Old Man Lei, tell a story!"
"Alright, alright! Old Man Lei's in a good mood today, I'll tell you a story about a university gatekeeper. The protagonist of this story is also a gatekeeper, just like Old Man Lei. But his surname is Qin, you can call him Old Man Qin!"
As he spoke, Old Man Lei welcomed Chen Erniu into the room and had him sit on a small stool.
He himself went back to the recliner and casually picked up the old-fashioned DVD player from the table.
Chen Erniu sneaked a glance and saw that the video playing on the player was paused.
And the still frame on the screen was enough to make someone's face flush with embarrassment.
No need to guess, the woman's voice from before must have come from the DVD player.
Old Man Lei truly lived up to the title bestowed by Chen Erniu as the naughty old man. While other elders used DVD players to listen to operas or learn how to do the yangge dance,
He, on the other hand, had it filled with spicy little movies, and wasn't the least bit worried about burning out the DVD player!
In the presence of Chen Erniu, of course, Old Man Lei couldn't continue watching his little movies, especially now that the room door was still open!
He was about to turn off the DVD player, when all of a sudden, his hand slipped, and the DVD player fell to the ground with a crash.
Baby fell to the ground, Grandpa Lei groaned in pain.
Immediately afterward, before he could get up and pick up the DVD player, he heard the woman's soft moaning sound playing from the DVD player again!
It turned out that the DVD player had hit the play button when it fell to the ground!
In an instant, the whole room was filled with strange noises.
Grandpa Lei was dumbfounded. What was going on?
Luckily there was only a foolish lad in the room, otherwise what if someone else had heard? That would have been disastrous.
However, the ways of the world are truly mysterious.
Just as this thought flashed through Grandpa Lei's mind, a beautiful figure suddenly appeared at the doorway of the guard room.
"Grandpa Lei, I've come to get the key to the archives..."
The gentle voice started, but stopped midway as its owner froze.
Cleary, she had already heard the strange sounds filling the room!
Grandpa Lei hurriedly looked over and, upon seeing the person at the door, he stood frozen as if struck by lightning.
The person was none other than Sun Xueru, the teacher from the village elementary school!
Sun Xueru, the English teacher, was also recognized as a great beauty.
With her slender waist and curvy figure, her fair and delicate face was even more endearing.
What men found irresistible was the softness of her voice when she spoke, infused with fragility and a touch of soul-catching charm.
Even when she spoke to men face-to-face, it could make their bones go soft.
If she were in bed... and started calling out, now that would be something!
Of course, Sun Xueru didn't act like this during class, otherwise she wouldn't be able to teach.
As lovely and charming as Sun Xueru was, naturally she had married into a decent family.
It was said that her family lived in town, with her husband owning a small company in the county, driving cars that started at three hundred thousand yuan.
To someone like Grandpa Lei, ogling the female teachers passing by the gate in broad daylight was as normal as it could get.
If it had been the old men from the village doing so regularly, they would have been reported by the female teachers as lecherous wolves long ago.
But Grandpa Lei was over sixty, and the female teachers weren't too guarded against him.
How could they ever imagine that this old man in his sixties would use a DVD player to watch adult films?
Recognizing Sun Xueru, Grandpa Lei felt the entire world darken. Sun Xueru was his favorite among the female teachers he usually liked to watch.
The occasional chat when she came to get the keys to the archives made Grandpa Lei's whole body tingle.
But now, his secret had been discovered by Sun Xueru!
Looking at Sun Xueru's icy face, Grandpa Lei hurriedly picked up the DVD player and pressed the power button to turn it off.
As his heart was in disarray and he lifted his head, he noticed Chen Erniu sitting beside him and an idea suddenly came to him.
Grandpa Lei placed the DVD player in Chen Erniu's hands, pretending to scold him.
"Erniu, you see, it's one thing to watch this stuff secretly at home, but to bring it here, I told you not to play it, yet you insisted, and even dropped it. How inappropriate is that!"
As soon as Grandpa Lei spoke, Chen Erniu stiffened, cursing "f*ck" endlessly in his mind.
The cheeky old man was actually launching a sneak attack, trying to make him take the blame.
But this move seemed to be quite effective.
Hearing this, Sun Xueru's beautiful eyes flickered with doubt, then her gaze fell on Chen Erniu, her eyes revealing a measure of disgust.
She hadn't been at the village elementary school for a year yet, but had seen Chen Erniu by the gate many times.
She had previously thought Chen Erniu was merely simple and naive, not realizing that the fool could also be watching such disgusting things!