After barely surviving the science class of doom, Yuki trudged through the school day, her energy dwindling with each passing subject.
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1. Japanese Language
The teacher began droning on about classical haikus, asking the class to write one. Yuki stared at her paper, scribbling:
"Life is suffering,
Clay volcano made me cringe,
Send help immediately."
The teacher walked by, read it, and muttered, "Deeply... nihilistic."
Yuki groaned. "It's called art, Sensei."
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2. Mathematics
Fractions and equations flew past her as the math teacher scribbled furiously on the board.
"Yuki-san! What's the square root of 169?" the teacher asked.
Yuki, half-asleep, blurted, "It's 13… but can I square root myself out of existence now?"
The class erupted in laughter, and Yuki banged her head on the desk.
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3. Science: Biology
The teacher brought out a preserved frog for dissection. Yuki stared at it, deadpan. "Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me, chief."
Physics
"Calculate the velocity of a ball thrown at 30 degrees!" the teacher barked.
Yuki raised her hand. "Does the ball have feelings? Like, is it even consenting to being thrown?"
Chemistry
The teacher explained chemical reactions, but all Yuki could think about was the explosion from her earlier volcano experiment.
"Is it bad if all I hear is boom every time you talk, Sensei?"
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4. Social Studies
Japanese History: "We're going to write essays about the Edo period!" the teacher announced.
Yuki's essay was titled: 'Why Samurai Would Definitely Have Anxiety if They Existed Today.'
World History: Napoleon came up, and Yuki whispered to the kid next to her, "Dude, he's literally the original short king."
Geography: The teacher pulled out maps. Yuki drew a tiny volcano on Mount Fuji and got detention.
Civics: Yuki whispered, "Why do we need to learn this? None of us are running for office."
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5. Physical Education
Running laps was pure torture. "If I pass out, leave me here. Let me die dramatically like in anime," she panted.
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6. Music
The class sang in harmony, except Yuki. She belted out the Attack on Titan theme, confusing everyone.
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7. Art
The teacher asked them to draw landscapes. Yuki drew a giant volcano in the shape of… well, let's just say the teacher confiscated it.
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8. Crafts
They made origami. Yuki folded hers into a mini coffin and whispered, "My soul will rest here."
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9. Moral Education
The teacher lectured about honesty. Yuki muttered, "Honesty? You think I'm here willingly?"
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10. Foreign Language (English)
Yuki aced this one. Being half-American, she spoke fluently, but she trolled the teacher by answering everything in a fake British accent.
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Finally, the Breaking Point
By the time the last bell rang, Yuki's brain was fried. She decided she'd had enough. "Screw this. I'm cutting class."
She stomped out of the classroom, prepared to flee… but suddenly, the school bell rang again.
A sea of students poured into the hallways, laughing and chatting. Yuki froze in confusion.
"Wait… it's over?"
A classmate patted her shoulder. "Yeah, it's home time. Where've you been all day?"
Yuki's jaw dropped. "I just went through the seven circles of hell, and now you're telling me it's over?!"
As everyone grabbed their bags and left, Yuki stood there, staring at the clock in disbelief.
"I could've left earlier?! Are you kidding me?!"
She let out a dramatic wail, collapsing on the floor as students stepped over her.
And thus, Yuki's first day at school ended in comedic despair.