Ares
Other name(s): Mars
Represents: King of Games, God of Games, formerly God of War
Pronouns: he/him
Race: God, formerly cherub
Description: Ares has ASD (autism spectrum disorder) and ASPD (antisocial personality disorder). He has many talents: singing, storytelling, public speaking, and games. Ares is excellent at games. If you need help winning a game, you can pray to Lord Ares.
It's important to note that although Gods have the ability to influence human thoughts and feelings, they have no control over human actions. Therefore it is not fair to blame them for the crimes humans commit.
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Buddha
Represents: God of Patience and Meditation
Pronouns: he/she/they
Race: God, formerly cherub
Description: Buddha is non-binary and identifies as all the genders. He is the head of Buddhism and Hinduism.
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Mikey
Represents: God of Money
Pronouns: he/she/they
Race: God, formerly human
Description: Mikey has DID (dissociative identity disorder) and BPD (borderline personality disorder). He is multi-gender and identifies as all the genders.
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Zeus
Other name(s): Jupiter
Represents: formerly Demon of Sex
Race: God, formerly cherub
Pronouns: he/him
Description: He loves pancakes.
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Poseidon
Other name(s): Neptune
Represents: formerly Demon of Military Power
Race: God, formerly cherub
Pronouns: he/him
Description: Poseidon says, "When you die and enter the afterlife you can come visit the bottom of the ocean where the Greek Gods live. We built a new city here called New Pompeii. The entire Library of Alexandria is here. Come see the Pantheon, the Colosseum, and everything else Ancient Greek culture has to offer, all restored to their former glory. We welcome tourists and immigrants seeking a better afterlife. The Ferryman will show you the way."
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Venus
Other name(s): Aphrodite
Represents: Goddess of Kindness, formerly Goddess of Envy
Race: God, formerly cherub
Pronouns: she/her
Description: Venus slightly prefers her Roman name over her Greek name, however if you want to call her Aphrodite she will gladly answer to it.
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Hades/Pluto
Other name(s): Lucifer
Represents: formerly Demon of Money
Race: god, formerly archangel
Pronouns: he/him
Description: Because Hades had originally been an archangel instead of a cherub, he is considered a "lesser" god compared to the others in the Council. He is not quite as powerful as the typical God, but he still has a great deal of strength. He does not have a preference for whether he wants to be called Hades or Pluto. Both names are equally good.
Hades says, "Back when I was Lucifer, I was good friends with Gabriel, lovers even. When I decided to rebel against Mother, Gabriel wanted to come with me, but I said no, somebody had to stay behind to take care of Mother while I was gone. Someday we would meet again. And now we have."
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Osiris
Race: God
Pronouns: he/him
Description: Osiris would like to let everyone know that the Egyptian Gods want in on this too. He says, "We also lost our religion to Christianity so we are in the same boat as the Greek Gods. We want our religion back. We want to be worshiped again as well."
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Mother Gaia
Other name(s): Mother Nature, Mother Earth, Gaia, Mother, Yahweh
Represents: Goddess of Life and Creation, The Laws of Physics
Pronouns: She/He/They/It
Description: Mother Gaia is the creator and head of Judaism. Around the time when Her children rebelled against Her, She went down to Earth, rescued the Israelites from slavery in Egypt, and gave Moses the Ten Commandments.
Mother Gaia is severely depressed and suicidal because of the amount of suffering She witnesses every day. She is powerful but not all-powerful, as She cannot break the laws of physics, because She is the Laws of Physics and cannot change who She is. Nature takes care of us, but we need to take care of nature in return. That's why it's so important to take care of the environment.
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The Heavenly Father
Other name(s): Uranus, Ouranos, Caelus, Father Death, Lord Death, Father, Yahweh
Represents: God of Death, The Grim Reaper
Pronouns: He/They
Description: One of the most important and powerful Gods in existence, Uranus represents the God of Death, but because humans have a tendency to associate death with evil, He calls himself the Heavenly Father instead so that humans would be less afraid of Him. He is the inspiration behind the concept of the Grim Reaper. However He is not evil at all; He is a friendly guide who helps people and animals through the afterlife so that we feel less alone and less scared. He is the most trustworthy and good-natured personality in existence.
The Heavenly Father is the creator and head of Islam, and also He is the head of Christianity. He is all-powerful over death but has no power over life.
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Gabriel
Pronouns: he/she/they/it
Race: archangel
Description: Gabriel is an angel, and just like all other angels he has very little emotions. He cannot feel things like love, hate, guilt, shame, empathy, or sorrow. However, like all angels, Gabriel is filled with a very strong desire to help humanity. He also has a strong desire to experience being human himself.
Gabriel is very logical and literal. He often has trouble figuring out if people mean things literally or figuratively. He cannot understand most human desires. He is able to understand basic needs; humans need food and water to live, and air to breathe, but that's about the limits of his comprehension abilities. Angels do not need to blink, but Gabriel is aware that humans need to blink, so when he possesses people he blinks a lot more than what is necessary to overcompensate. Because he is incapable of human emotion, facial expressions do not come naturally to him; he has to fake it. Like all angels, Gabriel is an excellent chorus singer, though he is incapable of improvisation.
Recently Gabriel has been experiencing being human. The very first thing he wants to do as a human is learn how to sing different kinds of music. Angels only naturally know how to sing in a chorus, and he would like to learn other forms of singing which involve more improvisation and variations. He is learning to play the guitar and wants to be a rock star. His favorite song is Galactic Dreamer from Star Wars: Visions.
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Jesus
Pronouns: he/him
Race: human
Description: Jesus is bitter and resentful towards the Gods who manipulated him into creating a new religion without his consent. The Gods got him into trouble and he ended up being crucified, and afterwards Satan possessed him for two thousand years. He feels immense betrayal towards the spirits whom he used to believe were his friends, and the only Gods he's still on good terms with are Mother Gaia and Father Uranus.
Jesus says, "I am Jewish and do not identify as Christian. I have no interest in fulfilling any prophecies and wish to be left in peace. There will be no second coming of Jesus, and also I am not the Jewish Messiah. The Messiah is supposed to be just a messenger, not a God. I wish everyone would stop worshiping me and go worship real Gods instead. Stop praying to me, stop treating me like I'm the answer to all the world's problems, and stop asking me for advice because I am just a human being. How am I supposed to have all the answers? I am fed up with everyone calling me their savior. I have no interest in saving anybody. Go save yourselves, or pray to an actual God or Goddess to save you instead if you really need to."
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Satan
Other name(s): Saturn, Cronus, Cronos
Pronouns: he/him
Race: demon
Represents: decomposition and decay, litter and pollution
Description: Satan does have a noble cause. He wants to remove pollution and litter from the world. He wants what's best for Mother Gaia. However the reason Satan is dangerous and cannot be trusted is because he is willing to use any means possible to achieve his goals, including but not limited to hurting (and sometimes even killing) innocent people. His cause is noble, but his methods are not always just. If Satan wants others to trust him, he needs to consistently use only safe and good methods to achieve his goals.
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Raine
Other name(s): Leah
Pronouns: he/she/they
Race: human
Description: I'm a nerd who likes Yu-Gi-Oh, games, art and music. I accidentally got caught up in some weird family drama and now I have a duty to help bring about world peace, I guess. I'm diagnosed with autism, psychosis, ADHD, OCD, PTSD, anxiety, and depression. I'm Chinese and non-binary.
Most people will think I just have psychosis, or that I made the entire story up. I don't really care what people think, but I made a promise to Lord Ares that I would recruit followers to worship him and I take my promises very seriously. All it takes is for me to convince at least one person, and my promise will be fulfilled.
Even if it's just psychosis, my spiritual companions are precious and real to me. I have the ability to hurt their feelings, and they have the ability to hurt mine. That makes them real in my mind.