### Baozhu's House
**Baozhu**: Because you idiot, you fell into the river, and your clothes were soaked. If I didn't take them off, you'd catch a cold.
**Da Lang**: Oh. Even if you weren't trying to commit suicide by gas, you were trying to drown yourself, right?
Baozhu smacks Da Lang on the head again.
**Da Lang**: Why did you hit me again?
**Baozhu**: Drown myself? Who would use such a cliché method?
**Da Lang**: I saw you standing by the river and thought you were upset.
**Baozhu**: Why would I be upset? (Baozhu is puzzled)
**Da Lang**: That night, you weren't... you know... harmed, right?
**Baozhu**: Harmed? What do you mean?
**Da Lang**: You know, that.
**Baozhu**: That?
**Da Lang**: That. (whispers to Baozhu)
**Baozhu**: Are you out of your mind?
**Da Lang**: So, were you or were you not... "harmed"?
**Baozhu**: Are you an idiot? Have you read too many trashy novels or are you just not right in the head?
**Da Lang**: So, you're okay?
**Baozhu**: Of course.
**Da Lang**: Thank goodness. Then my trip to the hospital was worth it.
**Baozhu**: Who asked you to save me? Busybody.
**Baozhu**: In fact, Yi Fei and I had to save you, you idiot.
**Da Lang**: What? You and Yi Fei saved me?
**Baozhu**: Yes.
**Da Lang**: I remember when I was unconscious, I heard a nice voice telling me not to worry, not to be afraid. Was that you?
**Baozhu**: Who else did you think it was?
**Da Lang**: It doesn't sound like you at all.
**Baozhu**: What kind of expression is that? Do you think my voice is that bad? (Baozhu grabs Da Lang's neck angrily)
**Da Lang**: No, it's just a bit fierce. (Baozhu lets go of Da Lang)
**Da Lang**: So you're my guardian angel.
**Baozhu**: Guardian angel? Who wants to be your guardian angel? Disgusting.
**Da Lang**: It's not disgusting, it's romantic.
**Da Lang**: Since you're okay, why were you standing by the river?
Baozhu suddenly doesn't know how to answer this question.
**Da Lang**: At that time, you looked like you had something on your mind. Were you upset?
**Baozhu**: None of your business. Who asked you to interfere?
**Baozhu**: You save me from thugs, you save me by the river, why are you so eager to save me?
**Da Lang**: That night when you were surrounded by thugs, I was really worried about you. I was afraid those thugs would hurt you.
**Da Lang**: Today, you didn't come to school, and I didn't take leave. I didn't know where you went.
**Da Lang**: Ba Shuang and Wu Ke said you might have disappeared. Then I thought, maybe you were bullied by those thugs and became depressed.
**Da Lang**: Then I saw you by the river, and I thought you were going to...
**Baozhu**: You thought I was going to drown myself?
**Da Lang**: Yes.
**Baozhu**: Even if I were going to drown myself, what does that have to do with you?
**Da Lang**: Of course it has to do with me. You're my classmate. You sit behind me every day. If one day you disappeared, I'd be worried about you.
Baozhu was very touched by Da Lang's words because no one had ever worried about her before.
**Baozhu**: What did you just say?
**Da Lang**: What did I say?
**Baozhu**: The last thing you said.
**Da Lang**: Of course it has to do with me. You're my classmate. You sit behind me every day. If one day you disappeared, I would... I would... I would...
**Da Lang**: What was the last thing I said? I can't remember.
**Baozhu**: You said you'd be worried about me.
**Da Lang**: Yeah.
Baozhu turns around and starts to cry.
**Da Lang**: What's wrong?
**Baozhu**: Your clothes are dry. You can go now.
**Da Lang**: Why are you telling me to leave?
**Baozhu**: If you don't go, I'll hit you. (Baozhu gets aggressive)
**Da Lang**: Fine, I'll go. Don't do anything rash.
### Upstairs
**Da Lang**: Why do I always have bad luck with her?
**Da Lang**: The first time, I got beaten and ended up in the hospital. This time, I fell into the river and got my clothes taken off.
**Da Lang**: Is this the life I'm supposed to lead?
### Back in the Living Room
**Da Lang**: You said this is your house. Why are you the only one here? Where are your parents?
**Baozhu**: None of your business.
**Da Lang**: What's wrong with you? Is it so hard to answer a simple question?
**Baozhu**: Asking things you shouldn't ask is looking for trouble.
**Da Lang**: It was just a polite question. Why are you like this?
**Baozhu**: Shut up. Why do you ask so many questions? Just leave already.
**Da Lang**: Fine, I'm going.
**Baozhu**: Wait.
**Da Lang**: What now?
**Baozhu**: Why were you near the alley that night?
**Da Lang**: That night, I was with Yi Fei...
**Baozhu**: Tell the truth.
**Da Lang**: I was with Yi Fei for a walk.
**Baozhu**: A walk?
**Da Lang**: Yeah, and then we saw you being harassed by those thugs. You know the rest.
Baozhu grabs Da Lang's clothes.
**Baozhu**: Come with me.
**Da Lang**: Where are we going?
**Baozhu**: If you keep talking, I'll "deal with" you.
Da Lang sees Baozhu's intimidating look and feels scared, so he follows her.
**Dormitory**
Wuke was pacing back and forth in the dormitory.
Wuke: Hey, Bashuang, where do you think Dalang went? Could something have really happened to him?
Bashuang: What are you talking about? How could something happen to Dalang?
Wuke: Then where did he go? We need to find him dead or alive.
In Yifei's mind: According to the plot, Dalang should be at Baozhu's house. Realizing this, a lightbulb went off in Yifei's head.
Seeing them still arguing, Yifei shouted.
Yifei: You two, be quiet. You're driving me crazy.
Yifei: Bashuang, Wuke, listen to me.
Wuke: Do you have a plan?
Yifei: Yeah, you two stay in the dorm. If Dalang comes back, call me immediately, got it?
Wuke: Got it.
Bashuang: Where are you going?
Yifei: I'm going to find Dalang.
Bashuang: You're going to find Dalang? Can you handle it alone? What if you can't find him?
Yifei: Don't worry, I'll definitely bring Dalang back safely. Saying that, he left the dormitory.
Bashuang looked at Wuke.
Bashuang: Do you think Yifei can bring Dalang back?
Wuke: I don't know. We can only hope.
**On the Street**
Yifei: Oh no, I don't know where Baozhu's house is. What should I do? Just as Yifei was feeling troubled, he saw Baozhu pulling Dalang into a bar.
In Yifei's mind: What are they doing there? Suddenly, he remembered.
Yifei: Right, the bar.
**In the Bar**
Baozhu and Dalang arrived at the bar.
Waiter: What would you two like to drink?
Baozhu: Whiskey.
Baozhu: And you?
Dalang: Milk. Do you have strawberry milk?
Baozhu hit Dalang on the head.
Baozhu: You come here to drink alcohol, not milk, and definitely not strawberry flavor.
Dalang: But I don't know how to drink.
At this moment, Yifei walked in.
Dalang: Yifei? What are you doing here?
Yifei: Dalang, I finally found you. So you were really here. Bashuang, Wuke, and I have been looking for you.
Yifei: Hi, Baozhu.
Dalang: Sorry for making everyone worry.
Dalang: How did you know I was here?
Yifei: I saw someone who looked like you on the street and decided to check.
Dalang: Oh.
Baozhu: Hey, Yifei, do you know how to drink?
Yifei: Why are you asking?
Baozhu: Why do you ask so many questions? Just tell me if you do or don't.
Yifei: Yes, I can.
Baozhu: See, even he can drink. You can't even drink.
In Yifei's mind: Something doesn't seem right. Their conversation is different from what I'm seeing.
Waiter: Here's your drink.
Baozhu: Drinking is easy. It's like drinking water. Yifei, show him how to do it.
Yifei: Me?
Baozhu: Yes, hurry up and drink.
Yifei took a drink and felt a little dizzy.
Baozhu took a drink too.
Dalang: Don't drink so much. You'll get drunk.
At this moment, Yifei's phone rang. It was Wuke calling.
Yifei: Excuse me, I need to take this call. Saying that, he walked away.
**Outside the Bar**
Yifei: Hello, Wuke. What's up?
Wuke: Yifei, have you found Dalang?
Yifei: I found him. I'll bring him back soon. Don't worry.
Wuke: Okay, got it.
**In the Bar**
Baozhu: It's good to get drunk.
Dalang: Why?
Baozhu: So you can forget many unhappy things.
Dalang: What unhappy things do you want to forget?
Baozhu: Why do you ask so many questions?
Baozhu looked at the people dancing around.
Baozhu: Bowl cut, can you dance?
Dalang: No.
Baozhu: Fool, you have hands and feet, you can dance.
Dalang: But I really can't dance.
Baozhu: How can you protect girls in the future if you lack confidence like this?
Dalang: So what do you want me to do?
Baozhu: Dance for me.
Dalang: Okay, but I can only dance one type of dance. You can't laugh.
Baozhu: Okay.
Dalang: Really, don't laugh.
Baozhu: Alright.
Dalang: If you laugh...
Baozhu hit Dalang on the head.
Baozhu: Stop babbling and just dance. Go.
Baozhu asked the bar staff to turn off the music.
Dalang warmed up and started dancing the Pink Panther dance.
Yifei, finishing his call, walked back in and saw Dalang dancing the Pink Panther dance and started laughing.
Baozhu, taking a sip of her drink, spat it out and laughed too.
**On the Street**
Yifei was supporting a drunk Baozhu.
Baozhu: Dalang, Dalang, Dalang... Baozhu suddenly started laughing.
Dalang: Didn't you promise not to laugh?
Yifei: Alright, Dalang, Baozhu is drunk. Don't mind her.
Baozhu kept laughing.
Baozhu: I'm not just laughing, I'm laughing loudly. Laughing, she suddenly started crying.
Dalang: If you want to cry, don't laugh.
Baozhu grabbed Dalang's clothes.
Seeing the situation, Yifei quickly pulled Baozhu away.
Baozhu pointed at Dalang: You dare say I want to cry? Do you want to die?
Baozhu mistook Yifei for Dalang and headbutted him, knocking Yifei to the ground.
Yifei rubbed his head.
Yifei: That hurt.
Dalang helped Yifei up.
Dalang: Yifei, are you okay?
Yifei: I'm fine.
In Yifei's mind: What bad luck.
Baozhu: You two actually care about me? Nobody cares about me. Saying that, she fell asleep on the ground.
Yifei looked at Baozhu lying on the ground.
Yifei: Dalang, you take Baozhu home. I'll wait for you at the dorm.
Dalang: Okay.
Dalang carried Baozhu and walked down the street.
**Dormitory**
Wuke was pacing back and forth in the dormitory.
Dalang's sister: What's going on? How could a person just disappear without a trace?
Wuke: Dalang's sister, don't worry. Yifei is already looking for him. And I just called him. He said he found Dalang and will bring him back soon.
Bashuang: Yes, Dalang's sister, don't worry. Just then, Yifei walked in.
Yifei: Sister? What are you doing here?
Dalang's sister grabbed Yifei's hand.
Dalang's sister: Yifei, where's Dalang? Is he okay?
Yifei: Dalang is fine.
Dalang's sister: Where is he?
Yifei: He's right behind me. He'll be here soon. Just then, they heard the sound of a key turning in the lock.
Wuke: Sister, it must be Dalang coming back.
Dalang's sister: Oh no, oh no.
Wuke: What's wrong? Isn't it good that Dalang is back?
Bashuang: Yeah. Bashuang nodded.
Dalang's sister: It's just that he doesn't know I'm still in Hangzhou. He thinks I've gone back to Taiwan.
Bashuang: What should we do then?
Wuke looked at Yifei.
Wuke: Yifei, think of something quickly.
Yifei thought for a moment.
Yifei: Sister, you should hide.
Dalang's sister: Right, I should hide.
Wuke: But where?
Yifei: Over there. Yifei pointed to the closet.
Dalang's sister: Okay, I'll hide there. Just then, the door opened and Dalang walked in.
Bashuang and Wuke shouted, startling Dalang.
Dalang: What's wrong with you two?
Bashuang and Wuke held hands and said.
Bashuang & Wuke: Your sister isn't here, your sister isn't here... Dalang was confused by their words.
Dalang: What are you talking about? Of course my sister isn't here.
Yifei: Bashuang, Wuke, why are you holding hands?
Bashuang and Wuke looked at their hands and quickly let go, startled.
Bashuang: Dalang, you're finally back. You just disappeared when you went to get firewood. We almost called the police.
Wuke: Yeah.
Dalang: It's a long story. Forget it. I'm going to take a shower.
Wuke: Oh, wait. A shower?
Dalang: What's wrong?
Bashuang: You can't take a shower. Wuke pulled Dalang back.
Dalang: Why not?
Bashuang: Because...
Yifei: Because Bashuang and I are catching a mouse.
Bashuang: Yeah, we're catching a mouse.
Wuke: The mouse