### Translation of the Script into English
#### Scene: Baozhu's Home
**Baozhu's Mom**: Baozhu, how could you get this drunk?
**Baozhu**: (Ignores her mother)
**Baozhu's Mom**: Baozhu. (At this moment, her phone rings)
**Baozhu's Mom**: Hello, your daughter is drunk. Do you think I wanted her to drink? How dare you blame me.
**Baozhu's Mom**: You've been away for years, not caring or asking about your daughter.
**Baozhu's Mom**: Fine, if you're so capable, you come and take care of her.
**Baozhu**: Stop fighting. If you must fight, don't do it in my room.
**Baozhu's Mom**: See, look at what our daughter has become.
(Baozhu pulls the covers over herself and continues to sleep)
#### The Next Day
(Baozhu, still suffering from a hangover, has a terrible headache.)
**Teacher**: Chen Baozhu, Chen Baozhu. (Baozhu doesn't respond)
(Dalang and Yifei nudge Baozhu)
**Baozhu**: What is it?
**Teacher**: If you're so keen on sleeping, get up and read a passage in English.
**Baozhu**: Teacher, I have menstrual cramps.
**Teacher**: Really?
**Baozhu**: Do you want to check? (The class bursts into laughter)
**Teacher**: Then, the student in front, stand up and read.
**Dalang**: Me?
**Teacher**: Yes, you, stand up.
(Dalang stands up. Baozhu and Yifei both know Dalang isn't good at English.)
**Dalang**: WI…(can't continue)…WI…(struggles)
**Dalang**: WIthout you (The class laughs again.)
(Baozhu and Yifei feel angry. Yifei is about to stand up to defend Dalang, but Baozhu stands up first.)
**Baozhu**: Whoever dares to laugh at him, I'll beat them up. (The class goes silent.)
(Yifei thinks to himself: "What a terrifying woman.")
(Dalang looks at Baozhu's intimidating presence.)
(Dalang thinks: "She says that like I'm her child. I already have one trouble I can't get rid of, now there's this girl too. I need to distance myself from her.")
**Dalang**: It's okay, classmates, go ahead and laugh.
(Baozhu hears this and gets very angry. She emits a menacing aura.)
**Baozhu**: You're such a useless guy. (She kicks him to the front of the classroom.)
(Yifei thinks: "Dalang brought this on himself.")
#### School Corridor
**Baozhu**: Hey, mushroom head.
**Dalang**: Huh? (Dalang turns to look at Baozhu.)
**Baozhu**: Let's go eat together later.
**Dalang**: I...
(Dalang looks at Yifei and suddenly has an idea.)
**Dalang**: I've already arranged to eat with Yifei, Bashuang, and Wuke.
**Dalang**: Bye. (Dalang tries to leave.)
**Yifei**: Wait a minute, Dalang, come back. (Yifei pulls Dalang back.)
**Yifei**: When did you arrange to eat with me?
(Dalang whispers to Yifei: "Can't you just go along with it?")
**Baozhu**: Zhang Yifei, sorry about hitting your head yesterday.
**Yifei**: It's okay.
**Baozhu**: To apologize, I'll treat you and mushroom head to a meal today.
**Yifei**: Sure.
**Dalang**: Yifei, you go eat with Baozhu, I won't go. (He tries to leave but Baozhu pulls him back.)
**Baozhu**: It's just a meal, why so much fuss? I've already asked you, haven't I?
(Baozhu drags Dalang along, Yifei follows with a smile.)
(Dalang thinks: "Am I never going to get rid of these two? Is this my fate?")
#### Restaurant
(Baozhu drags Dalang all the way to the restaurant. Everyone in the restaurant looks curiously at Baozhu and Dalang.)
(A waiter approaches.)
**Waiter**: What would the three of you like to eat?
**Baozhu**: Four bowls of beef noodles.
**Dalang**: I only need one bowl.
(Baozhu nudges Dalang.)
**Baozhu**: I want two bowls.
(Yifei accidentally bumps into someone nearby.)
**Yifei**: Sorry, sorry.
**Molly**: It's okay.
**Dalang**: Molly, Yeqian, Jiajia.
**Molly**: Are you two new students?
**Dalang**: No, we are transfer students.
(Baozhu watches Dalang and Yifei chatting with Molly and feels unhappy.)
(Molly notices Baozhu.)
**Molly**: Dalang, Yifei, be careful.
**Dalang**: What do you mean?
(Yifei already understands what Molly is implying.)
**Yeqian**: The person sitting next to you has stolen something before.
**Dalang**: Who? (Dalang looks at Baozhu.)
**Dalang**: Baozhu?
**Yeqian**: See if she'll admit it herself.
**Dalang**: Baozhu, is it true?
**Baozhu**: None of your business.
**Molly**: Dalang, believe us, we wouldn't lie to you.
**Jiajia**: You and Zhang Yifei just met her, you don't really know her.
**Yeqian**: One day, if your things go missing, don't blame us for not warning you.
**Dalang**: I believe Baozhu isn't like that.
**Jiajia**: Even if you believe her, befriending such a realistic and selfish girl will only bring you bad luck.
**Dalang**: What do you mean?
(Yifei knows they have hit a sore spot for Baozhu.)
**Yifei**: Enough, stop talking.
**Jiajia**: If you haven't done it, why be afraid of others talking about it?
**Molly**: Yeah.
**Dalang**: Yeah, Baozhu, if you haven't done it, just explain to everyone.
**Yifei**: Dalang, stop asking.
**Baozhu**: Have you said enough? If you think I did it, then I did it. Are you happy now? (She leaves.)
**Yifei**: Dalang, it's all your fault for being nosy. (Yifei and Dalang chase after her.)
#### Campus
**Dalang**: Baozhu. (Dalang grabs Baozhu.)
**Baozhu**: Let go of me.
**Dalang**: Was what they said true? Did you really steal something?
**Baozhu**: If even you think I did it, then I did it. (She leaves again.)
**Yifei**: Dalang, why did you ask her that?
**Dalang**: Did I say something wrong?
**Yifei**: Yes, you did.
**Dalang**: What should I do?
**Yifei**: Do you believe Baozhu?
**Dalang**: I...believe her. Yifei, what should I do?
**Yifei**: You should apologize to Baozhu tomorrow.
**Dalang**: Okay.
(Baozhu is in a terrible mood and drives recklessly around campus.)
**Baozhu (thinking)**: I'm a bad person. My parents don't like me, my classmates don't like me. If I disappeared, everyone would be happy, right? (A car approaches and Baozhu hears Dalang's shout, then stops.)
(Baozhu hides in the car and cries.)
#### Dormitory
(Bashuang and Wuke are playing computer games.)
**Dalang**: What do you think?
**Bashuang**: About what?
**Wuke**: What do you mean?
**Dalang**: I've been talking about Chen Baozhu for so long. Have you been listening?
**Wuke**: Chen Baozhu's stories are all rumors. No one has actually seen anything. Nobody knows the truth.
**Dalang**: So there must be something wrong here.
**Bashuang**: If Chen Baozhu hasn't done anything bad, why does everyone hate her?
**Wuke**: Yeah, if you keep being friends with her, people will hate you too, and we won't be able to be friends anymore.
**Bashuang**: Why do you care so much? Why do you have to get involved in her business?
**Dalang**: I care about my classmates. Actually, I think she's quite pitiful.
**Wuke**: Pitiful people often have something hateful about them. Not worth sympathizing with.
**Bashuang**: Right.
**Dalang**: She doesn't seem as bad as you say. Why doesn't anyone want to be her friend?
**Wuke**: We're too busy for that.
**Bashuang**: Right, we have too much homework to care about these things.
**Dalang**: Oh, forget it.
(Yifei walks into the dormitory.)
**Yifei**: What are you guys talking about?
**Dalang
**A Few Days Later**
**Dormitory**
**Yifei:** Wuke, have you seen Dalaang?
**Wuke:** No, I haven't.
**Bashuang:** Dalaang left at noon today.
**Yifei:** Did he mention where he was going?
**Bashuang:** He said he was going to the library to find research report materials.
**Yifei:** I'm off then.
**Wuke:** Yifei, where are you going?
**Yifei:** To find Dalaang.
**In front of Hangzhou Library**
Baoshu has been waiting for a long time, constantly checking the time.
**Baoshu's inner thoughts:** What's with those two guys? Why aren't they here yet?
At this moment, Yifei comes running from afar.
**Yifei:** Sister Baoshu, I'm sorry. Sister Baoshu, I'm late. Yifei says, panting.
**Baoshu:** Where's that mushroom head?
**Yifei:** Dalaang? Didn't he leave earlier? Hasn't he arrived yet?
**Baoshu:** Yeah, who knows what he's doing?
**Meanwhile**
Dalaang is walking with a map.
**Dalaang's inner thoughts:** This is bad. Sister Baoshu said not to be late, but I didn't expect Hangzhou's roads to be so complicated. Where is this place anyway?
**Library**
Baoshu is getting annoyed.
**Baoshu:** That mushroom head, I told him not to be late, and he dared to keep me waiting.
**Yifei's inner thoughts:** It seems like this plot is developing into the third episode. Oh no, Dalaang must be lost.
**Yifei:** Sister Baoshu, could Dalaang be lost?
**Baoshu:** Lost? Doesn't he know the route?
**Yifei:** It seems like he doesn't.
**Baoshu:** This useless guy.
**Yifei:** Should I call Dalaang?
**Baoshu:** Okay.
Yifei dials Dalaang's phone number.
**Meanwhile**
Dalaang's phone suddenly rings.
**Dalaang:** Hello?
**Yifei:** Dalaang, where are you?
**Dalaang:** I think I'm lost.
**Yifei's inner thoughts:** I knew it.
**Baoshu:** Yifei, give me your phone.
**Baoshu:** Mushroom head, where are you?
**Dalaang:** I'm lost.
**Baoshu:** I knew you, this idiot, would get lost.
**Baoshu:** Where are you now? Are there any shops or buildings nearby?
**Dalaang:** Oh, there's a big Ferris wheel here, a lake, and a big bridge.
**Baoshu:** Okay, stay there and don't move. Yifei and I will come to find you.
Baoshu hands the phone back to Yifei.
**Yifei:** Sister Baoshu, do you know where Dalaang is?
**Baoshu:** Yes.
On the road, Baoshu's driving skills amaze Yifei.
**Yifei's inner thoughts:** Impressive.
A few minutes later.
Dalaang is waiting, and suddenly a light flashes in his mind.
Baoshu stops the car in front of Dalaang.
**Baoshu:** You dared to be late and get lost, making me come to find you. What do you want?
**Dalaang:** I...
**Baoshu:** What? How dare you stammer when talking to your grandmother? Are you looking to die?
**Dalaang:** I was following the map and got lost.
**Baoshu:** Are you an idiot? Who told you to walk? Why didn't you take the bus?
**Dalaang:** I don't know how to take the bus.
**Baoshu:** Hangzhou buses aren't the same as Taiwan buses.
**Dalaang:** I've never taken a bus in Taiwan either.
**Baoshu:** How old are you? Can't even take a bus.
**Dalaang:** I'm 20 years old.
Baoshu gets even more furious.
**Baoshu:** I didn't literally mean your age.
**Baoshu:** Because of you, the library is closed now.
Yifei gets out of the car.
**Yifei:** Alright, Sister Baoshu, don't blame Dalaang. This is his first time here, it's normal not to know the route.
**Baoshu:** Okay, let's say it's his first time. But Yifei, how did you know the route to the library?
**Yifei:** I looked up the route online in the dormitory.
**Baoshu:** See, only this idiot didn't know.
**Dalaang:** So what now?
**Baoshu:** How dare you ask?
**Dalaang:** We'll have to go tomorrow then.
**Baoshu:** Isn't that obvious?
**Dalaang:** But...
**Baoshu:** Say another word, and I'll beat you to death.
Dalaang immediately shuts up.
Suddenly, Dalaang's stomach growls.
**Dalaang:** It's not me, it's it. Dalaang points to his own stomach.
**Baoshu:** You, who get lost and can't take a bus, making us fail to find information, and still dare to be hungry? Unbelievable ugly mushroom head.
**Dalaang:** Wow, my nickname got even longer.
**Baoshu:** Useless guy. Baoshu slaps Dalaang on the head. Dalaang yells in pain.
Yifei laughs behind them.
**Yifei:** Alright, Sister Baoshu, let's go eat. I'm hungry too.
**Baoshu:** Okay.
**Restaurant**
**Waiter:** Hello, here's our menu. Please take a look.
**Dalaang's inner thoughts:** I used to have my sister order for me, now I finally get to order myself. Yay.
**Yifei's inner thoughts:** What are these dishes? I've never seen them before.
**Dalaang:** I'll have the lobster foie gras, ribeye steak, medium-rare, and the foie gras should be rich. For starters, I want truffle mashed potatoes, then seafood chowder, and finally, flaming cake for dessert.
**Waiter:** And for you, sir?
**Yifei:** I'll have the same.
Baoshu looks at Dalaang.
**Baoshu:** Didn't expect you, mushroom head, to know how to eat well.
**Dalaang:** Just a little. Dalaang smiles smugly.
**Baoshu:** I'll have the sirloin steak set.
The dishes are served.
**Baoshu:** Eat quickly. I don't have much time to spend with you.
**Dalaang:** Meals should be eaten slowly.
**Baoshu:** Don't be so nagging like a woman. Eat faster.
Yifei, having never eaten Western food, doesn't know how to start.
**Dalaang:** Yifei, why aren't you eating?
**Yifei:** I've never eaten Western food. I don't know how.
**Yifei:** My family is poor. How could we afford Western food?
**Dalaang:** That's true.
**Yifei:** I'd better go back to the dorm and eat instant noodles.
**Baoshu:** Are you done?
**Dalaang:** Yes.
**Baoshu:** Yifei, are you done?
**Yifei:** I'm done.
**Baoshu:** Check, please.
**Waiter:** That'll be 550 yuan.
Baoshu hands the bill to Dalaang.
**Baoshu:** Your two hundred yuan.
**Dalaang:** Yuan?
**Baoshu:** Are you an idiot? Are you planning to use Taiwanese dollars here?
Dalaang checks his wallet.
**Dalaang:** I don't have that much money.
**Baoshu:** No money? No money and still dare to eat here? Are you deliberately trying to take advantage of me?
**Dalaang:** I didn't mean to.
**Baoshu:** No money? Then stay and wash dishes.
**Dalaang:** I didn't mean it.
**Dalaang:** I never paid for my meals before.
**Baoshu:** Oh, so you're a rich kid?
**Baoshu:** Someone always paid for your meals?
Dalaang gets scared after being exposed by Baoshu.
**Dalaang:** No.
**Dalaang:** I'm not a rich kid, and my family isn't wealthy.
**Dalaang:** My family is very poor.
**Baoshu:** Poor? How can a poor person know how to eat steak and demand rich foie gras?
**Dalaang:** I read it in books.
**Baoshu:** Why would you read books to learn how to eat steak?
**Dalaang:** My family is too poor to afford it, so I read books to satisfy my cravings. Dalaang lowers his head.
**Dalaang:** I don't want to stay and wash dishes.
**Baoshu:** You don't have to wash dishes. Come with me to the police station then.
Dalaang gets very scared.
**Dalaang:** No, Sister Baoshu. Please lend me money.
Yifei steps out.
**Yifei:** Sister Baoshu, don't mess with Dalaang.
Baoshu suddenly laughs.
**Baoshu:** So annoying