We're salsa glad to have you on the team!
Kai stared at the printed message taped to the front of the styrofoam cup Brian handed him. It was another bribe to attempt to get the staff to complete the employee satisfaction survey.
Chips and salsa. It was probably the cheapest salsa the facility could find.
"We're the best in the Midwest," Brian said with a lopsided grin.
"This doesn't even make sense," Kai said as he took a bag of tortilla chips from the supervisor.
"Yeah, I know," Brian agreed. "Donna is the one who came up with it. Did you complete the survey last weekend?"
Kai set the cup and chips on top of the medication cart, shaking his head. He just wanted free food. He loved free food. He didn't care too much for chips and salsa, but he would eat them when free.
"Dammit, Kai. Complete the survey."
"Will you give me more salsa?"
"Yeah, go ahead."
