BAM, CLANK, BANG, ARP ARP ARP, CLONK, BLAMM!!!!

*a living room chimney comes crashing down in itself, a giant ploom of smoke and dust following after*

HeHi: *crawls out from the debris coughing* BLAGH! You okay Kettle?

*a brown axolotl dizzily pops its head out of the remains of the chimney*

Kettle: mmrrp..

Mother: *enters the living room* WHAT WAS THAT NOI-

. . .

Hehi: *stands up dusting off* Oh hey mommy! So remember how you told me bricks are super strong? It turns out boom booms are stronger.

Mother: ....*unbuckles and pulls out my belt*

Hehi: ....

. . .

Hehi: heh..heh *starts shuffling towards the window before sprinting and diving out of it* MOMMY IM SORRY

*Holding onto Kettle's leash still he goes flying out the window right behind her*

Kettle: BRAAP!!!

Mother: *goes through the front door and chases after her* GET BACK HERE HEHI

—————> Chapter 2