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Chapter 3 - CH 3 - The Water is No Good

Narrator HeHi: The beach, filled with life, an amazing breeze, the embrace of the sun, as well as the animated waves.

Mother: *makes a stop on a nice plot of sand and sets down the baskets, towels, and plants the standing umbrella* Alright HeHi, go and play but don't go to far mkay? I gotta be able to see you, you have buckets, shovels, and there's cold drinks in the cooler.

(HeHi stands in front of her mother, wearing a bathing suit next to Kettle who has shades on and sunscreen on his snout)

HeHi: *salutes* Roger Roger!

Kettle: Brrap Brap!

HeHi: *opens the basket and pulls out a full sized shovel then runs a few steps ahead before stopping to dig a hole* gonna find gooooooold, goooonna find gol-AAAAAAAAAA *falls into a deeper hole*

(Landing in what looks like an underground sand city HeHi begins to stand only for Kettle to land on top of her)

HeHi: ACK! Ow Kettle. *stands up rubbing my head*

Kettle: Br..aaap *dizzy*

HeHi: *looks around* wow, this is super cool! I can't believe this is under the beach it's our very own kingdom Kettle!

Kettle: Braap!!

(A rumbling stirs up throughout the ground)

HeHi: Woah! it's an erf qwake!

Kettle: *stands guard looking around* Brap Brap!

(Giant ants come from the right side running backwards towards HeHi and Kettle)

HeHi: ...Kettle we gotta g-

(Kettle is frantically attempting to climb out of the hole in which they fell from)

HeHi: *ties a headband around my head along with face paint made from mud, wielding the shovel* ULULULULU I SHANT LOSE TO YOU I WILL PROTECT US KE

(Ants come to a stop)

Ant: ... *kicks a hole through the head of shovel*

HeHi: ...

Kettle: ...

.                                      .                                               .

(both Kettle and HeHi book it)

HeHi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Distant Voice: HeHi

HeHi: *trips* HSISNSOSNSPAMAOSBEIDBDSKNSDOENSKDNDJDN

(HeHi wakes up at the beach to her mother, and Kettle sitting over her)

HeHi: AHHH! THE GIANT BACKWARDS WALKING ANTS WITH STRONG LEGS ARE GONNA KILL ME!!

Mother: HeHi! *hugs her*

Kettle: Braap!

HeHi: eh? *looks around*

(The beach is lively as usual)

Mother: this is why I told you not to go where I can't see you, you almost drowned at shore when a small wave hit your feet...

HeHi: ...

Narrator HeHi: today is the day where my vendetta against beaches started...

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