Miao Kongkong, after stating the few elixirs he wanted, elicited from Lu Wuyan an exclamation of surprise, "You even want a Divine-Level Elixir? Why don't you go steal Chang'e's underwear from the moon?"
Miao Kongkong touched his belly contentedly, "If Chang'e really existed, I would dare to go and steal them."
Zhan Yun, however, did not mock Miao Kongkong, because although the elixirs Miao Kongkong requested sounded outrageous, the quantity was small--just a single Lifespan Extension Pill, and Song Tianyi happened to have it in stock.
But Zhan Yun did not want to simply give the elixir to Miao Kongkong for nothing, after all, Daoist Xing Yang and Baili Xuewei had heard about Miao Kongkong, yet Zhan Yun had never known what good this chubby fellow had ever done.
Therefore, after giving it some thought, Zhan Yun said to Miao Kongkong, "Fatty, I do have the elixirs you're talking about, but if we were to just convert it directly to money, I'm afraid you couldn't afford it."
