In the ward of a mental hospital in Nan City.
Doctor Su is prescribing medicine for the man in front of him.
"Aripiprazole, risperidone, and amisulpride, these three medicines must be taken on time and on time. Nurse Bai Jie, has Jiang Xiao secretly vomited out the medicine recently?"
"No, no, Dr. Su, recently I I watched him swallow the medicine for five minutes before leaving."
The nurse quickly explained that everything was fine.
Jiang Xiao, on the other hand, was sitting by the window, frowning at the scenery outside the window, and responded dissatisfiedly.
"I told you, I'm not mentally ill, I'm not sick at all!"
The doctor and nurse sighed, not wanting to pay attention to him at all, and walked out of the room.
There was a time when the nurse really thought that Jiang Xiao was not sick and was a normal person.
However, Dr. Su told him that it was just because Jiang Xiao suffered from delusional disorder and that he had imagined himself to be a normal person.
Bai Jie was noncommittal at first, but when she saw Jiang Xiao pretending to be Crayon Shin-chan, dancing all over the hospital and simulating an elephant trunk, she finally gave up the idea that Jiang Xiao was a normal person.
However, Jiang Xiao always thought that he was a normal person.
Yes, that's right, he is that kind of normal person who can no longer be normal. He only likes to cosplay and play drama occasionally. This is normal for a normal person.
Thinking of this, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but feel emotional and couldn't help but want to recite a poem.
"Hey, as the saying goes, when others laugh at me, I am too crazy. Others cannot see through my laughter. There are no tombs of the heroes of the Five Tombs, and there are no flowers and no wine to cultivate the fields."
At this time, a new trainee nurse passed by Jiang Xiao's ward and happened to look at her. At this scene, I couldn't help but stop.
"This person is also mentally ill, and he can also recite poetry."
The old nurse on the side pulled her away directly.
"Newcomer, recite to me the first rule of our hospital's rules and regulations."
"Yes! Rule 1, anyone wearing blue and white stripes is definitely not a normal person!"
After saying this, the little nurse couldn't help but say more. I glanced at Jiang Xiao a few times, but appearance is justice, and he really looked like a good guy.
Seeing the nymphomaniac face of the little nurse, the head nurse shook her head helplessly and explained.
"If I say that he once imagined himself as SpongeBob SquarePants and the dean as Patrick Star, and the two of them spent a whole night catching jellyfish in the yard, do you still think he is handsome?"
Ga?
Paranoia?
The little nurse's expression suddenly froze. As we all know, hypochondriasis and schizophrenia are one of the most difficult mental illnesses.
The head nurse patted her head and continued to add.
"Oh, by the way, this guy also has very serious schizophrenia and obsessive-compulsive disorder. Well, Dr. Su feels that he should have some other mental symptoms, but it's not important anymore."
After listening to the head nurse, the little head nurse He left without replying. Good guy, where did this handsome guy put the psychosis buff on himself? ! !
Just as the little nurse left quickly, a majestic voice sounded from above everyone's heads.
[The game with strange rules is coming soon, and the chosen ones are being selected]
It's here again!
This cold and majestic sound is like a reminder to the ears of people around the world.
Everyone is no longer unfamiliar with weird rules.
As long as three or four of the more than 100 people selected to participate in the game survive, the survival rate is considered to be very high!
Of course, everything will not be alright for those who are not selected, because once the chosen ones in their country fail the challenge, the strange will randomly descend on a certain city in the country and wreak havoc for 48 hours, causing massive casualties and economic losses.
Today, only 120 of Blue Star's 197 countries are left.
While everyone was frightened, they couldn't help but pray, praying that the world of Kaidan would select the top intelligent talents from their own country.
Because if the chosen one succeeds in the challenge, the rules of Kaitan will also give certain rewards to the chosen person and the country where the chosen person is located. .
Although the Dragon Kingdom has a vast territory and rich resources, its luck has been really bad recently, and it has been defeated three times in a row.
At this time, everyone has opened the live broadcast room of the rules and weird talk and is waiting. The barrage is filled with comments and prayers.
[Hey, I'm kneeling down for the third time in a row, why are the people chosen by our Dragon Kingdom so weak every time...]
[I hope to pick a tougher man this time. Luo Yunxi was a star last time, bragging! I was able to lift a 40-pound halberd and wave it around on the set. What was the result? I was so scared that I cried as soon as I entered! ]
[Oh, don't talk about my brother like that. My brother is already dead. What else do you want? ]
[Hey, the last one was an old man in his eighties. ]
[It's not easy for the old man. He drags his old bones to survive in the strange world for the sake of the country...]
[But Professor Wobuju of the Lighthouse has already told strange stories twice in a row. There is no doubt that he is a real genius. ]
[What can we do? Wo Buju is a serious professor of reasoning. His major is right, and his IQ is as high as 158. ]
At this time, some barrages from viewers from other countries entered the Dragon Kingdom live broadcast room, triggering angry outbursts from the people of Dragon Kingdom. [I am extremely glad that our whole family has escaped a long time ago, tsk tsk tsk. ]
[It's the little fresh meat and the grandfather's, your country is completely hopeless. ]
Dragon Kingdom has lost three games in a row, resulting in these shameless people coming over to ridicule every time before the show starts.
[Please go back to your own live broadcast room! ]
[A dog can't change his habit of eating shit, but I can poop it for him! ]
[Let me do it. I've been suffering from diarrhea recently. I can make him a few big bowls of yellow porridge. ]
All the people in the Dragon Kingdom immediately picked up their keyboards and beat these slaves back. At the same time, they expected that the chosen ones they were selected this time could smash these people's faces!
[Everyone, stop talking, the screen lights up. I look forward to selecting high-end talents from our Dragon Kingdom this time! ]
As the four big characters titled "Rules and Strange Tales" light up on the screen, live broadcast rooms in 120 countries around the world can choose to watch it at will.
But now Long Guo's eyes are all firmly fixed on the first name.
[Dragon Kingdom——Jiang Xiao! ]
Because the winner of the strange story under the rules will always participate, the chosen one of the Lighthouse Kingdom this time is Dr. Wobbju.
[Jiang Xiao, this is a good name, he shouldn't be a parallel importer. ]
[Brother Jiang Xiao, this is all up to you! ]
[Come on, as long as you win, you will be the god of our Dragon Kingdom! ]
Losing is not terrible, what is terrible is to keep losing. Continuous defeat will cast a shadow over the hearts of all the people of Dragon Kingdom, thus losing hope for victory.
The huge state machinery also began to operate, trying to find out who the selected Jiang Xiao was.
At this time, Jiang Xiao looked at the slightly unfamiliar environment around him with an expressionless face, feeling completely untroubled, and even wanted to cosplay with a big star.
[It has been detected that the player has entered the world of rules and ghost stories for the first time, and your talent reward is being drawn]
[It has been detected that the player has severe mental illness in the brain, and he has been awarded SSS reward: Paranoia]
Jiang Xiao:? ? ?
"Hey, get it clear, I'll reiterate, I, Jiang Xiao, am not mentally ill!"
Although the SSS level is very powerful, this unfavorable talent introduction undoubtedly confirmed that he was mentally ill, which made Jiang Xiao very upset. Displeased.
[Talent Effect 1: As a patient with severe hypochondriasis, you can imagine yourself to be the existence you fantasize about before each game starts]
[Talent Effect 2: When the monster creature takes the initiative to admit (say) that you are not mentally ill When your condition is alleviated in reality, a skill is extracted at the same time]
[Talent Effect 3: In the rule ghost story, your condition will be more serious than in reality, which will affect some of your judgments]
Jiang Xiao is dissatisfied Frowning, these three talents are all slandering and slandering him as a lunatic, especially the third one!
"Mental illness is just mental illness, but do you think this third talent is reasonable? It has a negative effect, right?!"
The S-level talent has one special effect, while the SSS-level talent has three.
Besides himself, the highest talent Jiang Xiao knew was the S-level talent of Wo Buju in Lighthouse Country: deduction.
You can deduce it once in each Kaitan game, which is equivalent to an extra life.
For ordinary people, one life is definitely not enough, but for a reasoning professor like Wobuju, it is too important.
[Ding, the game is about to start, please activate your talent effect 1: Conjecture]
"I am not a severe delusional patient. Don't you understand human speech?"
Jiang Xiao jumped to his feet anxiously. Why can't he hear this strange talk? If you understand what people say, you are not mentally ill at all!
Weird stories about rules: [.]
"Huh, no matter what, I'm not mentally ill!"
"I just want to...want to cosplay. Uh...cosplay the one who lives under the stone at 126 Baker Street, Bikini Beach, Bikini Beach It's just a pink starfish, you know, this is a normal thing for a normal person! "
Kaitan World: [.]
[Patrick Star Effect: The body is immortal, because you have no brain, so you are immune to the Kaitan World! Mental pollution]
[Negative effect: IQ -88]