Right?
IQ -88?
Before Jiang Xiao could curse, he felt that a pink starfish occupied 80% of the dominant position in his mind.
[Ding, the game begins, enter the world of ghost stories, the divided mental hospital]
[The nine-star difficulty of this ghost story, external reminder opportunities are disabled]
The hearts of the top leaders of various countries sank.
The previous ghost talk and the outside world can also deliver three messages to the chosen ones who participated in the ghost talk.
This time, even the opportunity to convey information was deprived.
When the screen belonging to the live broadcast room in Longguo District lit up, all the people of Longguo were stunned.
what?
Why is this guy on the screen wearing a blue and white striped psychiatric suit?
Someone has already started talking on the barrage.
[Uh, who can tell me what's going on? Could this be Jiang Xiao?]
[Oh, I understand, the world of ghost stories this time is a mental hospital. According to my personal guess, the identity of the chosen one this time is probably a mental illness, so everyone sent a A psychiatric suit! ]
[ Damn it! The big brother on the second floor is so reasoning! It's really a waste of talent if you don't participate in the weird rules talk. ]
[Haha, low-key and low-key, I am not very talented, but I do know a thing or two about reasoning. ]
[Oh, my mom, it's really like the seven fairies jumping rubber bands. You two are as derry as you want! He really dares to say it and believes it. ]
[I just came back from another live broadcast room. They are all doctors. How can anyone wear a psychiatric suit? ]
[Then where did he get the clothes he was wearing? ]
[How else could it come from, I suspect it's his companion skin.]
The other chosen ones have already begun to look for the rules, but Jiang Xiao is still sitting on the bed motionless.
The most powerful person is Dr. Wobuju from the Lighthouse Country.
He had seen the note on the table.
[Rule 1: You are a psychiatrist, please always wear a white coat]
[Rule 2: Do not anger your patients, you must try to meet their demands]
[Rule 3: You must make your patients take medicine on time , six pills a day]
[Rule 4: Be sure to pay attention to the amount of medicine used, and you need to report this to the dean every day]
[Rule 5: The only male psychopath loves the other two female psychopaths, but you cannot let them Meet a mentally ill woman. ]
[Rule 6: You must go to the cafeteria to eat on time at noon every day, no matter what the food is]
[Rule 7: You cannot go out when you hear any noise at midnight, unless the security knocks on the door]
[Rule 8: The security guards in the mental hospital do not have high IQs. But he is very fierce. If he asks for something, you'd better do it.]
[Rule 9: Remember! There are no good people in this mental hospital, don't believe anyone's words]
[Goal of passing the level, cure your mental patients]
Nine rules, great evil!
Generally, ghost stories are divided into three levels.
The first type only has five rules or less, and the second type only has seven rules or less.
Nine is the ultimate number. This should be the highest level of ghost story world that everyone has encountered so far.
At this time, Wobuju had already begun to analyze in an orderly manner.
"The rules this time are very tricky. They don't seem to reveal how to cure them. Is it possible that we just need to give them medicine on time?"
Thinking of this, Wobu rummaged through the cabinets to find medicine.
Well, a total of three small transparent bottles were found, each containing 33 pills.
"If each person takes six pills a day, it will take five and a half days to cure them?"
"No. No! If that's the case, it's completely inconsistent with the intensity of the Nine-Star Monster Story. If it's that simple, Rule 4 is also There is absolutely no need to mark the dosage of the medicine separately, because that is meaningless. "
I don't know what he thought of, but cold sweat broke out instantly.
"Then it proves that the fourth rule is to remind the chosen ones that they only have five and a half days at most. If they can't cure the mentally ill, they will have to do it themselves."
Don't think too much for the time being and get down to business first!
There is certainly nothing wrong with rule number one.
Wobuju and the rest of the chosen ones quickly put on the white coats hanging on the hangers nearby.
Then he took the medicine bottle and started walking to the patient's room.
No matter what, meeting these psychopaths is the first priority.
On Jiang Xiao's side,
Jiang Xiao, who had been sitting still, was finally willing to move and began to rummage through the boxes and cabinets to find something.
Someone started to complain on the barrage, feeling that this chosen one was a bit unreliable.
[I feel like this Jiang Xiao is like the old Ke Zhene in the Seven Monsters of Jiangnan. He is really blind]
[Such a big note is placed on the table. What does he want to do if he doesn't read the rules? ]
[Hiss, why do I feel like I missed some important issue?]
[Maybe he has picked up some awesome talent? For example, the prophet knows the rules, or the person with particularly good eyesight has seen the rules written on the note]
[The prophet? Man, when you say this, I feel like your brain stem has been whipped out! ]
[I'm convinced, so far, we have even seen the rules of Kaitan from live broadcast rooms in other countries. Isn't the Dragon Kingdom's chosen one this time a disabled person again? ]
[Oh, shit! He was actually asked to dig out the medicine bottle. Could it be that he really has the power to predict the future? ]
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Jiang Xiao lived up to everyone's expectations and took out the medicine bottle.
Then unscrew it directly.
He raised his head and showed off everything
. Everyone was dumbfounded.
Everyone: (д｀)Ah?
[.]
[? ? ? ? ]
[My mother! He didn't even look at the label and just showed off? ! ]
[ Damn it! Is there something wrong with Jiang Xiao's brain? ] [Can you believe this operation without cerebral thrombosis for more than ten years? ]
[correct! The question I missed finally came to mind, why is this Jiang Xiao wearing a psychiatric suit? ]
Everyone:
Could it be that... everyone suddenly had some bad suspicions in their minds.
After a long time, someone forcibly comforted everyone.
[Uh, cough, don't be afraid, even if Jiang Xiao is really mentally ill, then at least he can be a professional counterpart to this ghost story.]
God's professional counterpart!
Soon, a mental hospital in Jiangsu Province said that Jiang Xiao was their patient.
He also uploaded his name, photos and medical records.
Seeing
the medical records one after another, Jiang Xiao's condition seems to be more serious than the viewers in the live broadcast room imagined.
[Oh shit! This buddy Jiang Xiao, I'm like, Wonima! This horse riding]
[Looking at the medical records, I feel that Jiang Xiao's brain may be more seriously ill than the three patients in the mental hospital. ]
[Actually, it's not a loss if he takes this medicine. It might cure his disease. ]
[In the end, we are screwed again, this fool...hey...forget it, let's destroy it. ]
Some people want to curse in the barrage, but when you think about the person being a psychopath, what's the use of scolding?
The Meiyang dog squatting in the live broadcast room started to scream again when he saw this scene.
[Hahahaha, our Dr. Wobuju has already started trying to give medicine to the patient. What are you doing? ]
[I lost it! Mental illness? It's because you, the Dragon Kingdom, are playing tricks and using magic to restrain magic, right? ]
[Hey, when you think about it carefully, you people from the Dragon Kingdom are really pitiful. It's an eighty-year-old man who is sick and fighting strange stories, and he is a young man who was defeated at the beginning. This time it is even more exaggerated. He picked a mental illness for you, hahaha! ]
[Perhaps God no longer favors your Dragon Kingdom. This advantage lies with our lighthouse! ]
[I still say the same thing, I am extremely glad that our whole family has reached the lighthouse. You Dragon Country people are born stupid. I look forward to your four consecutive defeats~]
[You are welcome to join the arms of the lighthouse, but as long as our father Yingjiang has Rich people, poor people, don't get involved. ]
The speeches of these people were quickly countered by the people of Dragon Kingdom.
[Where is that buddy who was running away just now? Please feed these beautiful foreign dogs well, including soup and water! ]
[Forget it, there is no hope for this, everyone should save some energy and prepare for the strange invasion. ]
This kid actually lived in a mental hospital for fourteen years!
It would be no exaggeration to say that he was terminally ill.
"How about... we call some psychiatrists over to consult Jiang Xiao?" Someone suggested.
But someone immediately retorted: "We can't pass on this weird story, so what's the use of having experts here?"
"Forget it, prepare for the worst in advance."
Ginger showed off a bottle of 'candy' Xiao looked at the time.
Well, at nine o'clock in the morning, it's already time to play with friends.
Jiang Xiao opened the door and walked out.
The first rule of wearing a white coat was ignored by him!
An inexplicable force quickly invaded Jiang Xiao's brain, trying to make it weird.
But after this strange force circulated in a circle, he was immediately confused.
Isn't it? Where is this guy's brain? I have no brain and am infected with a hammer? !
[One of Patrick Star's effects: Because Patrick Star has no brain, he is immune to the mental pollution of the ghost story world]
The audience's hearts sank when they saw this scene. They knew Jiang Xiao would fail, but they didn't expect that he would die so quickly.
[It's over, the first rule was directly ignored by Jiang Xiao, I guess. ]
[Oh my god, that security guard is so strong! You can probably kill a cow with one punch! ]
[With Jiang Xiao's style, it is estimated that the security guard could knock out his duodenum with one punch. ]
The security guard in the picture is about 2.5 meters tall, with muscles all over his body bulging like a horned dragon, and his arms are thicker than Jiang Xiao's waist. He looks like the Hulk when he moves his arms!
[This is still the normal state of security, in case it turns into something strange]
That scene makes people shudder just thinking about it!
Jiang Xiao glanced at the security guard and greeted him expressionlessly, his voice muffled.
"Good morning, buddy, you look a lot like an old friend of mine from Bikini Castle~"
The not-so-smart security guard stared blankly at the 'psycho' in front of him.
what's the situation?
Beechburg?
Shrimp bully?
It was announced above that a new doctor would be coming today, but it did not mention that a new mental patient was coming.
"To be honest, I envy your big muscles. They are like inflated SpongeBob SquarePants. Oh, you know, SpongeBob SquarePants is my best friend."
Jiang Xiao said to the security guard Made a muscle-flexing gesture.
Jiang Xiao:
Security guard:? ? ? ?
Wait, the security guard felt that his mind was a little confused now. Jiang Xiao's little words almost burned his CPU.
While the security guard was stunned, Jiang Xiao was already striding towards the ward in front.
'DuangDuangDuang! Jiang
Xiao knocked vigorously on the door of psychiatric room No. 1.
"Sandy! Sandy! Do you know where Spongebob went?"