Noticing Xia Bing gave him a sidelong glance, Xia Feng flashed a sycophantic smile and said, "Grandpa is always talking about burps and farts, he really doesn't avoid mentioning such things."
"You still shouldn't say it!" Xia Bing said very seriously.
"Alright, alright," Xia Feng said disinterestedly, "You and grandpa can't bear to hear a bad word about each other, not even a single word."
"You're his grandson too," Xia Bing said with a smile.
"My treatment though, it's way worse than yours," Xia Feng sighed.
At that moment, Zhao Yang suddenly said, "Um, I need to relieve myself, is that okay?"
"Of course!" Xia Feng immediately said, "Are you thinking number one or number two?"
"Number one… oh no, number two," Zhao Yang said.
"Damn, then you better go quick, time is so precious right now, and you're taking a dump," Xia Feng cursed.
"It's not like he's doing it on purpose," Xia Bing frowned and said.
"Fine, you even defend him on this, I'll shut up now," Xia Feng said.