It's been two days… I'm going to go insane if he keeps this up. Every time we've turned around Dad is almost squealing with excitement and I've seen Aizawa Sensei trying to hide his laughter from all of this but too bad for us he failed. Toshi and Sho haven't gotten away either, ever since Dad found out that Toshi was dating Kaminari he has given the blond daily heart attacks and death threats if he ever hurt Toshi just to turn around and gush about how cute the two were together. Is he bipolar? I mean really because I'm about to pull my hair out over all of this.
Then he found out about Sho's crush on Kirishima and suddenly we are all very well aware of how to do background checks and how to dig up information on people that could have ties to the criminal underground, somehow Kirishima's parents were almost always our test subjects but he did have us do Kaminari a few times. The fact that Dad got the whole class in on it only made Kirishima even more uncomfortable because he learned more about his own parents then he ever cared to know.
"And that is how you do an effective background check," Dad announced, smiling brightly.
Momo raised her hand and he called on her. "What if it's someone of higher status like Yagi or me? I come from a wealthy family and Yagi is your son, so a famous family."
Dad smiled and motioned for her to try. If anything, getting her information was super easy, child's play, but since Kacchan and I had been studying with Nezu my information was almost as encrypted as the school's. Some tried to hack into Sho's and Toshi's but thanks to me guiding them a few weeks ago, theirs were almost just as safe.
"It's a hero's responsibility to keep their own personal information safe. You could just hire someone but then that person is now your weak link. Your family, friends, lovers both current and past; their lives and well-being would be in danger because you didn't keep your information secure," Dad lectured and I really have to think back. Did Dad ever teach a security class during our first lives? I think Aizawa Sensei just did a brief overview while Dad was in the hospital and nothing was said about it after the fact.
Then Dad clapped his hands and Midnight burst through the door, "Now Midnight is going to go over the subject absolutely none of you, or me, want to hear anything about."
"Time to talk about Sex Education!" She cheered while holding a leather whip and a pair of handcuffs.
"Nope," Kacchan, Toshi and I stood up and tried to walk out.
"Oh no you don't," she used her whip to catch the three of us.
"Oh no YOU don't! I have had enough of Dad chasing us down just since we came back from camp and I'm not taking one more fucking day! I'm done!" I hissed and she flinched hearing me curse.
"The talk huh?" She grinned like she had a new secret.
"NO MORE! Don't you know that no means no?" I'm well past my breaking point and thankfully Nezu walked in just then.
"Ah, All Might roped the other teachers in I see," he chuckled and I motioned towards our principal like he said exactly what I was thinking, because he did.
"I did not!" Dad huffed, acting all offended before slouching. "Midnight might have tried bringing it up recently?" He asked more than stated while the woman cackled.
"I'm done, it's been weeks. Dad at this point it's harassment. I haven't touched Kacchan like that, the fact that we are engaged, WE WERE BETROTHED BEFORE WE WERE EVEN BORN, be damned," I slammed my notebooks on the floor and added, "I'm calling Mom!" I yelled walking out and slamming the door behind me. Kacchan stayed behind in the classroom while I tried to collect my thoughts.
I leaned against the wall and squatted down trying to just force myself to breathe. I don't know how long I was out here before I finally pulled my phone out and called Mom.
"Your father again?" She asked instead of answering with a simple hello.
"I thought he said he supported us and whatever choice we made, but he… He just won't let us be. If he isn't shoving an AI generated picture of a baby of the two of us in our faces he is talking about safe sex and now our teacher, Midnight, just happens to be teaching a sex education class? How am I supposed to believe that?"
"Oh honey, he just wants you two to be well informed. You know last time you called me I had to tell him that Katsuki most likely wouldn't be able to have children when you're actually adults. The way that just broke his spirit told me that he truly does only want the best for you two," she gently lectured. I could feel the tears trickling down my face but I felt so alone. I hate it.
"I haven't touched Kacchan yet, you know I don't even have to for him to-, but Dad won't stop it! We just want a little peace. If we were really that hell bent on doing it, it's not like we don't travel all over the world on missions almost every weekend. We could easily do it then but do you know how many times just this week he has come to check on us at curfew? It's already been three times!" It's only Thursday so yeah. That's every single night and I am so done!
"I'll talk to your father. Dear, you and Katsuki should consider going away this weekend. Without a mission. No expectations, just relaxation," I heard her pause. "Even if you two decided to start now, you're both far too stressed and the baby's health could be at risk then of course Katsuki's too. You will need some time to relax but I'm not telling you that you have to wait either. Just don't go overboard. Do you understand what I mean?"
"Yeah. Mom, I'm probably going to be in trouble later. I kind of blew up and stormed out of class," I admitted and I heard her giggling in response.
"I'm sure it wasn't nearly as bad as what Katsuki would have done if you didn't beat him to it," she laughed and I felt myself start to relax, finally.
"Sorry," I repeated but she just kept laughing. Eventually we hung up and I just stayed crouched in the hallway until I felt a gentle touch on my shoulder.
"I'll warn you now, I threatened Uncle with removing his manhood if he makes you mad enough to curse again," Kacchan slid down next to me, skipping the crouching position and just sitting on the floor next to me, making me do the same so I could lay my head on his shoulder.
"Be nice, Kacchan. It's not like he had practiced being a dad before this or anything," I rolled my eyes but grinned now that I could smell his sweet scent again. My nerves calmed down at the smell of warm, sweet salted caramel with just a hint of spice that seemed to accompany him everywhere.
"Still, we don't need you going fucking psycho, that's my job," I looked up to see him wink at me and chuckled a little. Kacchan always knows exactly how to make me feel better.
"We should go back to class," I groaned, I really don't want to right now. The thought that they were in the middle of sex education right now, it feels like we've been in the class for weeks already, I just can't bring myself to willingly go back in there.
"How about a game of chess?" Nezu seemed to pop out from the otherside of Kacchan making me squeak in surprise.
"Chess sounds good. Plus it'll keep us from getting detention, or expelled," Kacchan shrugged and I pouted.
"Aizawa Sensei wouldn't expel us for that. He is probably trying to hide laughing at Dad still," I frowned and Nezu laughed out loud.
"You know your teacher," he chuckled before leading the way to his office, giving us a small lecture about virtual AI systems currently in use and how advanced they were so far. Some things really don't change and Nezu being eager to learn new things or show off his intelligence is definitely one of them.
***
Sadly we had already accepted a mission for this weekend but it was supposed to be short anyway and we are going to Fiji, no one said we had to return right away either.
The mission was really boring, it was a high level escort for some delegation, looks like we're not the only ones mixing pleasure with business, and once the meeting was over we were released. The first thing we did was sleep, then we went snorkeling a couple hours before sunset by the time we were done we were under a sea of stars. We took a lot of pictures and went out for a late dinner. It wasn't until we were getting up from our dessert that someone came up and offered to sell us our picture.
The picture showed Kacchan laughing brightly and I swear I covered my nose, worried about getting a nose bleed, before handing the guy a hundred and he gave us a flash drive with several more on it too. Worth every penny. When we got back to our room I scrolled through all the pictures and Kacchan was bright red at my reaction but I mean come on! He was so cute in every single one of them! The photographer had to be aiming for Kacchan's best moments but then I saw Kacchan getting overly excited and when I looked at the laptop I saw a picture of us at the beach and I was just coming up. You could tell the camera had been focused on me and the way the water sprayed was high definition and just how long was this guy following us? Forget it, it's worth every penny and I love them.
"Room service!" Someone opened the door and we both looked up confused. "Complimentary chocolates, I apologize for the late arrival we were only just notified that you were pro heroes. It's a service that we provide exclusively for heroes," he brought a large box of chocolates and a bottle of sparkling juice in a container of ice. "Usually we would give you a bottle of wine but you looked a little young for that," he apologized again.
I giggled, smiling. "Yeah, thank you, juice is perfect." He smiled and left again and after I was sure he was gone I opened the door and put the do not disturb sign out.
"Tired?" Kacchan asked in my ear, hugging me from behind, he probably saw me put the sign on the door.
"Maybe," I smirked before locking the door and facing him. "Or maybe I was thinking we could get tired, together?" I suggested playfully, my fingers trailing along his neck and shoulders.
I watched him swallow in response, "I like that idea," he whispered and kissed me. In moments we forgot all about the juice and chocolates and I could only focus on him in my arms as I carried him to bed, laying him down carefully.
"Are you sure?" I asked hesitating for just a moment only for him to pull me down again, stealing the air from me.
"Fuck me," he whispered lightly and it was all I could do not to rip his clothes off of him.