"Is it selfish to want to feel loved?"
"..."
"I mean, This is the apocalypse, Zombies have taken over the world and all, Apparently only two humans remain... So like, Is it bad to want to start something new?" I ask the Decapitated head in front of me.
"..." She said so eloquently, her lack of a lower jaw or a body did not diminish from her ability to hold conversation.
"Like, I'm dead, but I can still Love, right? It's not weird, right?" I asked.She rolled her eyes, before proceeding to roll away like a ball.
"I'll never be loved, will I?" I ask the sky, dramatically posing as my tears of sorrow flood the street.
"Why are you crying?" That was until I heard someone speak.Someone speaking English! Not Zombish or whatever these grunts and growls were, but actual language!I turned to look who it was, and that was when I met the most beautiful zombie I've yet to lay my eyes on during the six or so hours of me being undead.
"Why are you crying?" She repeated, a confused look on her face, her smooth dead skin looked almost fresh, as if she had just died recently, her long black hair was tied in a cute ponytail, a few strands of white making her stand out.
Her cute purple dress with a skull over the chest, ripped striped pink stockings.
I couldn't believe it.
She was just my type!
"Do you wanna' get married?" I asked her, throwing all caution to the wind as the sadness of being a Zombie enveloped me with the want to feel the affection of a significant other!
"Huh? Sure," She said, blinking as if she didn't say anything wrong.
And that was when I noticed something very special about her.
She also didn't have a nose.
"We were made to be together," I whispered to her with a smile as I grabbed her hand and started walking to the Z-Mansion.
"I'll introduce you to the little boss man, he's funny!" I smile at her and dragged her around.
I'm totally sane I promise.
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"Who is that?" Zomboss asked as he pointed at the Zombie who definetly didn't grow up watching Addams family.
"Boss, I'd like to introduce to you my new wife!" Neta told him, and Zomboss decided that he wasn't nearly ready to deal with the young man right now.
"Okay, Sure," He said before pointing at the door behind him, "Go coordinate the Zombie attack on the human's house once night falls, Without whatever thing they have to make that Sun energy of theirs, they won't be able to plant any more of those infuriating plants."
"Got it! Hey Babe, Wanna come with?" Neta turned to ask the Zombie he probably just kidnapped off the street.
"Sure." She said, And Zomboss would have thrown out his drink if he had one.
"Okay! See ya' later boss!" Neta yelled behind him as he dragged the woman with him, leaving Zomboss to cough on the floor as he found another Zombie that can talk.