I wake up with Naruto's legs on my neck.
Battered fell off his bed and landed on my stomach. I was so fucked up that I woke up only for a moment and fell asleep again.
After 2 days, of sleeplessness In the hospital, it felt like heaven to sleep so deeply.
Even though it stinks in here.
I got up cleaned some garbage, and cleaned the floor.
Cleaned the kitchen. But...it still stinks...maybe there is a dead rat or something.
I look for it, using my nose.
Behind the fridge? No,
Maybe a little up.
In the ceiling? Above the false ceiling.
I jump up and use chakra to stick upside down.
I carefully removed the partition.
A wolf mask looks at me.
There is a fucking guy.....in the ceiling.!!!!
"At least throw away the dead rat will ya?", I say with a frown. "It smells like armpit in here."
The mask nods.
I put back the ceiling.
I kick Naruto.
"Ehh ...ramen....fuck that smells like shit!" He wakes up.
"Come on deadlast. Rat died in your ceiling. Get ready. Gonna run to the academy."
"Wha....we gotta clean that up. Or else it will be hell when we return." He winches at the smell.
"Don't worry. Your other roommate will do it."
"Eh....!!! I lived alone. Who are ya talking about?"
"Come on deadlast. Wanna be late. Iruka' gonna beat out ass."
Naruto ghaps for a second.
"Ya ya...I comin', I comin'."
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We had breakfast at Ichiraku.
He ate ramen.
To my surprise, ichiraku sells breakfast meals. It's omurice.
We make our way to the morning class.
Ahhh....its good to be back.
I sit in my usual seat. The last bench beside the window.
To my front, Shikamaru is sleeping.
Then there are Sakura and Ino.
Well....being 6 years old they are not fangirls yet.
So.... it's peaceful...for now.
Naruto sits next to me. The guy is still sleepy. I pinch my nose and throw a bugger at him. The huge bogger falls on his nose.
He touches his nose.
The bogger stuck to his finger. The guy is awake now.
He throws it away in disgust.
The bogger flies and falls on Saukra's bright pink hair.
I freeze. Naruto turns into stone.
She hasn't noticed it yet. If she does we are dead.
Kiiba is holding it in.
Shino is trembling...even though his face doesn't say anything.
If Ino notices it...we are royalty fucked.
For a guy whose parents died 3 days ago, I am pretty cheerful huh?
Okay..... okay....let's just stop.
Why....why.....not feel a bit sad? At least for their sake.
I guess I will keep my things to myself for now.
Let's just look at the window.
Then the roll call happens and class starts.
I kinda hear the lecture...kinda don't...
We finished a term last month.....so it's a new topic. But I read all of it already. At house. Father pushed Me around a lot.
Now I don't have to do so hard to please him....since he is dead and all.
So I kinda do off..... kinda listen.
I wonder if this is how it feels like to be in a school when I don't have a stick up my ass.
I never went to school, in my previous life.
Now that I think about it.....what did I do ....after Sis put me to sleep? I woke up at the hospital.
I did sleep....but also did not...like I was in a trance. Maybe I was in a coma of sorts ....but with my senses fully working.
So that's why it felt like I never slept in the hospital.
Fuck.....I gotta see that Yamanaka guy. Who knows what mumbo jumbo happened to my brain?
"Sasuke kun. Could you tell me what was the summons used by the Shidaime.?" Iruka asks.
Standing up I answered.
"Initially, he had contact with the Toads of Mount Myubuko. But once he unlocked the Mokuton the "giant Buddha" gave him a one-time contract as a reward for establishing peace in the land of fire. Which he used in the fight with Madara Uchiha and suppressed the 9 tails. "
"As expected , sasuke kun. Good work. I would appreciate it if you be attentive. "
I bow in apology. Well....after I riddled his clothes with snot I owe him that much.
I sit back.
"Show off ", naruto scoffs.
I ignore him.
I see someof the girls squeaking at me.
This doesn't look good. I heard girls mature early.
I get back to looking at the window again.
I see a board mask floating in thin air by a tree branch. The next second it disappeared.
Huh.....he forgot to hide his mask.
The class ended.
We set off for practical class.
Shuriken threw hand-to-hand combat, ninjutsu.
I perfectly throw the shuriken, since I'm a Uchiha and all....
Naruto is shit at it.
Then came ninjutsu. Naruto is the first to attempt.
We are prancing the academy 3.
Transform, replace, Replicate.
[The TRR(TM)
naruto does a perfect transformation jutsu.
Since this one doesn't need that much control and pump full of chakra.
Then he attempts to clone jutsu.
As usual...his chakra overshoots and creates a blob that is half dead and half undead.
Hmmmm.
What if?
I activate my sharingan.[ I activated it when my sis mind fucked me.....sounds like incest doesn't it, when she was inside me?...no?
When she penetrator my mind? No...that somehow sounds worse]
Any way...
I activate my sharingan and see his chakra struggling with a red chakra. I guess that's Kurama.
So I blocked it.
Yeah.....I blocked it using a genjutsu.
Lemme explain the jist of it. Like I put a genjutsu on his tonkatsu point.
Whenever he attempts a jutsu....the red one leaks through along with his own as a way to reinforce it. But since they have different frequencies they seem fuck up any control there is that is required to run that jutsu.
So if I put a genius on a tonkatsu point with a set frequency the red one will keep on looping in one place, cause I am making it think "Well .....you have reached your destination", not mixing with his chakra.
As a result, for the first time in Naruto's life, he creates an academy standard somewhat good shadow clon.
For a second the class went silent.
Naruto screamed in joy and hugged Iruka.
He hugged him back with tears in his eyes.
Even some of the boys are cheering him.
Girls are squeaking.
Haaa.....good for him.
I turned off my eyes... it's exhausting for some reason. How can blocking a tonkatsu be this hard? Do the hyugas do it all the time?
Suddenly the chakra rushes in and fucks up his control. The clone returns to being a lifeless blob that begs to be killed.
The whole class 'awwwww!" As if our team lost a match.
Well...I guess that's that.
Then again...the deadlast is looking at his palm like he is some anime protagonist.
And attempts that jutsu again.
For some reason, I activated my Sharingan.
He is blocking the red chakra with all his might.
Using a part of the chakra to block, and using the remaining one to perform jutsu.
He creates his 3rd clone of the day.
It looks exhausted, like a guy who had a very rough day and just came back from a hangover party.
But better than before anyway.
In that way, he is using 10 times more amount of chakra but he performing the jutsu nonetheless. Considering the amount of chakra he has...that's what counts.
I guess he IS the protagonist.
But that clone will hardly be enough to pass any exam.
Then we do replacement jutsu. Which ....we don't... it chakra exhausting for us for 6 years.
So, we SEE them do it. Monkey see, monkey learn.
But the monkey is forbidden from doing it.
Or the monkey dies of chakra exhaustion.
But I'm a normal monkey. So I do it anyway.
.
.
.
I really should go see the Yamanaka guy.
Then we learn taijutsu.
We line up and learn various postures and stances.
We copy our instructor.
Then we are done.
Class ends. It's....2 o clock.
We are supposed to reach home for lunch.
What do I do?
I can't go home.
All the parents come and pick up their children.
Normally Mother or sis would come and pick me up.....but they are dead now. Sis isn't dead...but.... doesn't make a difference now.
Suddenly a mask appears out of nowhere.
An anbu.
He reaches for his pocket.
I don't flinch. Cause if he wanted to kill me I would be dead by now.
I guess it made me seem normal. Mind you ... if wanted to I could wound this guy mortally even if I die. Anbu or not.
He pulls out an envelope.
"From Hokage " he stated.
Than vanished.
I open the envelope. There is money in it.
I guess it's my monthly allowance.
I guess imma going to buy some groceries.
Heading for the gate, I see Naruto just standing there like a lost kid.
Looking at those parents, as they whisker away their children like some wizard.
I slap his back hard. It hurt so much that he bends backward with a hiss.
Turns around and slaps me. I nearly dodged it. But his hand end up touching my butt.
It hurts.
"Why don't you die in a ditch? Theme?", he hisses.
I chuckle.
Then I wrap my hand around his shoulder.
"Come on buddy. Nobody bodies coming for us. No point ...."
"I know....", he blurts.
Then asks a question.
"Your parents used to come and pick you up. Don't ya feel sad?"
I pause for a second.
Look at the sky....the clouds are broken like scattered stripes of white polybag. The sun is trying its hardest to peak.
"Yeah... I do feel sad." I muse.
[Then I wear a smile ...like....]
"But we gotta eat. I'm hungry, aren't you?", I ask.
Naruto lights up like a bulb.
"Yeah... I'm starving. Believe it."
"Okay, imma go buy groceries and make food at home. Wanna go?"
"Nahh....I...I will head to ichiraku."
"Oookeee doooki....see ya then", I wave my hand.
We may be roommates and good friends, but that doesn't give me the right to intervene with his lifestyle. He can eat whatever he wants. I don't have any say in it. Even if he eats ramen for lunch.
"Hei theme?" He calls.
I turn. "What? Dobe?"
"What ya gonna cook.?" He asks.
I ponder for a second.
"Maybe some chicken and rice. Why?" I ask
He is looking away....ears red.
"Need help? You know? Grocery and the stuff with cooking?" He asks ....almost inaudible.
I pump my chest.
"Okey...little shit. You can eat my cooking. But you are paying half the grocery.
Deal?", I mused.
Naruto again does an incredible mood swing.
"Deal" he screams.