Date: September 20, 2009
"Hey viewers, Angel Bluebell here. Now, before we continue on with this chapter. I figured that it would be best, to first clear up a few things with all of you viewers. Which I am sure, that all of you, if not some, are wondering about at this current moment. Now, I am not saying that you are wondering about these things, or even thinking about them at this very moment at all...But, just hear me out...*says this with a very visible sweatdrop, present, on one side, of my face*...Now, first things first viewers...you may have all noticed, or have already been made aware as such...that I have been talking, far more often then most of the other main characters, right?...Well, as I am sure that you viewers are all aware...one of the main reasons, as to why a self-insert fanfic, can be quite intolerable...or even unreadable at times...is due to the self-insert, which is moi...which by the way viewers...for those who don't know is the word 'me,' when translated over to French...Now, on the topic of the French...and as one Jeremy Clarkson once so broadly asked...in The Grand Tour episode, 'Carnage A Trois'...'what is the matter with the French?'...Well Jezza, just for the record...it is...quite justifiably I might chime in...with regard to your very...*ahem*...brash statement...absolutely...nothing...*smiles with eyes closed while I say that*...Now, before all of The Grand Tour fans, decide to try and tear me apart in the review and comments sections...I ask that you hear me out for a moment...As the reason, as to why, I have stated such...has to do, with one simple word...'uniqueness'....Now, you now might all now be asking yourselves...'but Bluebell, what does that have to do, in any sort of way, with the French?'...Well, I am glad you asked...*smiles*..."
"Uh Bluebell?...Can you just cut to the chase already?...You're doing it again...*Zachary says this to me with yet another less then pleased expression on his face, to pretty much let me know, that once again, my current fourth wall break, is dragging out for far too long*"
"*I sigh*...Okay fine Zachary...you're no fun...*I say this with a somewhat unhappy looking expression, and a sweatdrop, now once again present, on one side, of my face*...Anyway, viewers, the point that I am trying to make here...is that most self-insert fanfics, are inherently bad, because the self-insert...winds up outclassing the main characters...But viewers, if we look at just the last few chapters...or even this whole fanfic as it currently stands...You will notice almost immediately, that I haven't actually done that at all...I mean after all viewers, there is nothing in the 'bylaws,' of self-insert fanfics, that says I can't match them as equals...*I now smile*...Ah, didn't think about that one did you...*now smiles just a little more broadly*...*I notice that Zachary, is now giving me a now even more less then pleased expression, to pretty much tell me, that I need to wrap things up regarding my fourth wall break*...*I then sweatdrop*...And finally viewers, just don't take anything at face value, alright...Because, as the very opening song, in Wizards Of Waverly Place, so rightfully said, 'everything, is not what it seems'...*I now smile just a little more broadly then before*...Now then, what do you say, that we finally get on with the chapter now, hmm?"
Okay, both my, and Zachary's fourth wall breaks aide, at least for the moment. And as I watched with intense interest, as both Zachary, and Sakura, pulled both the Twin Card, and the Through Card, out from their respective pockets. This was then followed, by both of them, throwing both cards upwards, into the air, and as both cards spun in place, both of them, then raised, their respective staffs. "Twin!...Through!" Zachary and Sakura chanted in unison.
Which was then followed, by the appearance of both card spirits respectively, in a wisp of magical aura. And while this was going on, a thought then went through my mind.
"You know, I never truly got to appreciate previously, the immense magical power, that these two possess...But now, seeing it occur in front of me, I think I can now...right viewers?" I thought to myself, as I briefly turned my eyesight, slightly to the left of me, to briefly address the viewers. Only things was, that because I was still holding onto Li's Lasin Board, I had to do so, with my attention still divided. So that the Lasin Boards beam trajectory, still wasn't lost.
And, with the Twin Card Spirit, then turning their attention to the Lasin Board. And then, right after they had turned to a sort of magic aura. Which was almost immediately followed, by them turning into an exact duplicate of Li's Lasin Board, which wound up appearing, in one of Li's hands.
And as for the Through Card spirit? Well, that wound up turning itself, into a much bigger aura of magic. Which, after it had swarmed around all of us in the alley. I then realized, that this plan of mine, had absolutely, no chance of failing.
And, with the duplicate Lasin Board, which was in one of Li's hands, now began to emit, its own beam as well. Which wound up going in an entirely different direction, then the original Lasin Board, that was still in my possession.
And, with all of this now sorted, I could now relax slightly. But more importantly, with me now having filled in everyone, on the two places, that we were going to be heading to, as the crow flies. There was now, just the matter, on who'd go where...
"Now viewers. Sorry, Bluebell here again. Now, you might all be wondering...as to why I have decided, to stop the chapter here, correct?...Well, that is because, in the next chapter...Things will wind up getting just that much more action packed...And before some of you viewers, decide to try and protest in the review and comments sections...Need I remind you all, that these are not your three fanfics, okay?...Well, these are not your three fanfics, that you yourself are telling...So with that very much in mind...I will see you lot in the next chapter...okay?...*I say this, while smiling with both eyes closed*"