Hello,
My name is Emily Storm, a legendary, Mystical, Extraordinary, author whose stories come alive in my mind even though those papers haven't been touched much by readers…
—Ahem!
That's right, you've correctly assumed. I am a writer who appreciates the treasure trove in the world of the unwritten, the unexpressed, and the as-yet-untold.
Certainly, Throughout my journey, I have penned more than ten novels, And published them with success ranging across the whole world wide.
While some of my creations quietly exist without much fanfare, a few have earned very good recognition, identification, and amazing earning to live alone in my personal apartment.
Perhaps you may find it astonishing to learn that some of my most acclaimed works are those which belong to a mature and sexual genre.
As disheartening as it may sound, it does seem to highlight the preference of readers for sexual lectures over an intricately other elemented plot.
It is a truth I find to grapple with, but one which does not deter my unabated passion for writing and storytelling…
—Aaah! Well… Have you ever pondered why people seem so smitten with the 'birds and bees' activities, did you?
It's as though they firmly believe in the mantra of 'see a loophole, make it the goalpole' — pure balderdash and Bulshit, if you ask me!
Haaa… are those people seriously nuts? One might reasonably question. And I'm also interested in it…
Until now, I never ever got any answer…
Shit, feel like you have to fuck me in sideways for solution... W-Wait, don't do that, just think about this matter with me...
Is humanity's reproductive machinery perpetually parched for a mating marathon? That's the billion-dollar question from me.
To find the answer, we need to drive headfirst into the labyrinth of human psychology and biology.
Hmm, it's not all bad — at least it keeps the world populated and the author scriptwriters busy!
10000 years later…
RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH…
100000 years later…
—Ahem!
Okay, I can't think straight and shall we change lines for our monologue…
—Ahem!
Oh my, oh my! I can't muddle through my thoughts... Fudge nuggets! Double fudge nuggets! Triple fudge nuggets!
Apparently, that's precisely what the lusty lot craves! How is this?
According to this spirited, beauty queen's rant, it's a veritable Dick-tatorship for those coveted pleasure-playthings.
While the gents are on a quest for a sumptuous pair of bosoms to suckle until their last breath of ecstasy…
All leading to the grand finale: 'Life, Exhausted'.
—Whew… I just understood that it's a Dick-or-Die scenario for those lusted-after love toys.
Okay, Let me clarify, it's not that I lack a female lead figure or reproductive system.
I too possess certain physical attributes typically associated with femininity, including a feminine physique and allure, which I must say are above average.
I've even experienced instances of intimate contact while fingering to myself…
However, rest assured, I maintain a respectful distance and refrain from detailed into sensitive or confidential matters.
To continue from our previous conversation, let me properly introduce myself.
I presume you're familiar with my name at this point, but if not, please feel free to click the 'back' and 'forward' buttons for a quick refresher.
To provide some context, I was an orphan who grew up with raven-black hair, mesmerizing black eyes, and a pleasing overall appearance. I am twenty years old.
I might… wonder why these details are pertinent, but I digress.
And If I ask, just whom, pray tell, may I have the honor of conversing with, hm?
Okay, To myself… Am I at the final stage of craziness?
At this moment, I am taking a seat in my luxury office chair, surrounded by the dimly lit room, while the computer display before me offers a clear picture of my substantial financial assets in the bank, A reflection of my prosperity and success.
[Emily Storm,
Bank name — Atomic thunder.
Total Balance — $105700 ]
—Haaaa!
That bank's name is straight out of a comedy sketch book!
Must've been some sort of chunibyo mastermind behind it, built-in up names like they're casting spells.
—haha!
With a chuckle, I began to tap away at the keyboard, hastily transferring half of my wealth of this month to various orphanages.
I sighed deeply, feeling a sense of empathy for those who have experienced similar hardships as I did in my past.
I wouldn't wish for them to reach the same point in life where I currently stand.
H-Hey, Don't you dare to have the wrong idea about me, I am not inherently an innocent person, as I have taken lives in my journey to reach this point.
it's just that I do not wish for other children to follow in my footsteps and become corrupted like I have.
In simpler terms, I donated half of my wealth to orphanages, feeling compassion for those who share my past struggles. I'm not typically a kind person, but I don't want others to become as ruthless as I have.
—Ding!
[You have generously donated $52,850 to support many orphans. In appreciation of your kindness, Atomic Thunder Bank is pleased to present you with a special coupon code. With this code, you can make a once-in-a-lifetime purchase of anything you desire. Thank you for your benignity and generosity.]
—Pffffff!
Reading the notification on my mobile, I couldn't control my laughter.
It was intense, resounding around the room, to the point that tears welled up in the corners of my eyes.
I was in the garden of joy, letting out a loud laugh. Truly, this is the core of life.
Regarding my understanding and information plus analysis on the bank, the chairman comes across as an extremely saintly individual, noted for his dotness to orphans.
In quite a daring move, I've contributed over half of my resources to various orphanages on countless occasions — sometimes, I've even donated all of it.
Nevertheless, I was certain of one fact - the day of reward would soon arrive.
Before you probe into the reason behind my giddy joy upon receiving this exclusive coupon, let me just highlight something - this bank has an enormous wealth reserve, and with this coupon code, I could potentially acquire any company that hasn't made it to the world's top ten.
True, I have donated a substantial amount to aid a child. But if I can gain an advantage from it, why not accept the opportunity?
Am I not quite the virtuoso, I mean, really? Not many mere mortals can describe this, given its rarity.
Inspecting everything, I dismissed it all with a nonchalant shrug and sprawled myself out on my comfy bed, eyes shut tight, surrendering to the siren song of sleep, Headphone in my ears.
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00.37———•—————3:37
Alan Walker, Sabrina carpenter…
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As I played my favorite playlist like a daily routine, The clock read 12:31 AM and weariness was tugging at my senses.
All was well, until…
—boom!
My eyes flung open again...