"I'll scratch you to death!" Gong Xiaoqiao lunged at him, brandishing her claws.
Gu Hangshen stood his ground calmly, letting her rage, "Good thing I clipped your nails..."
Gong Xiaoqiao paused, then exploded with fury, possessed once again by a Jurassic fire-breathing little dinosaur, "Gu Hangshen! My nails... the nails I took so long to grow, the ones I didn't even trim for gaming... did you clip them?!"
Gu Hangshen cleared his throat, "Who told you to pinch yourself whenever you're agitated? Look, the wounds on your palms have healed now that you've got no nails."
"What's it to anyone if I pinch myself? I mainly do it to pinch others! Don't make it sound so noble; you just wanted to trim my claws so you wouldn't be attacked by me! Just like now!" Gong Xiaoqiao glared at him in outrage.
"Alright, alright, I'll buy you a fake set to wear, okay? The kind Empress Dowager Cixi used to wear?" Gu Hangshen placated her.
