Episode 9: I Hate Strawberries
"S**t!" He gripped his head, which was still spinning violently, as the four remaining zombies sprung to life. Narci had not moved; he was on his own! But he could not collect his thoughts.
The growling of the zombies as they tore through the air at him terrified him. There was no way he could take all four at once not in his current condition! Was this the end of the road then?
He remembered his little sister's lovely face! He did not want to die like some needless side character in a dumb story, he wanted to live his life like Ryod Dutchman had said. But what could he do? He managed to peel one of his eyes open!
One of the zombies was a teacher, two more were females, the last one was Chris the janitor. He managed to get all the information from just that one look. The next step would be a bit of a doozy…
Kilr wanted to move but his body shuddered still and his head gave him deep pangs. He could picture himself executing the maneuver, but his body did not move. Realizing his time was limited, he struggled against his creaking bones and managed to shift his body an inch. But he was not aiming for that.
"If only I could increase my level!" He wept softly to himself as the first zombie dove for him. "If only I could recover damn fast!"
But that gave him an idea… he was recovering just not fast enough! Why hadn't it occured to him? He initiated his status window as fast as he could, he had five potential points which he invested into his regeneration attribute.
"I hope this works!"
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Kilr kicked back into action with the surge of energy flowing through his body again, he stabbed into the lower jaw of the first zombie with all the strength he could muster. His head was still hazy but he could think more clearly.
Realizing that he had no other trick up his sleeves he attacked with his mind set to kill. He eyed the two female zombies coming for him and jumped forward. Their huge breasts bounced in the air as they approached him, that did not shake his resolve one bit. Kilr ran his elbow into the jaw of the first sending her sprawling to the ground, her skirt blew open to reveal her pink panties with strawberries designs.
Kilr grabbed the other female zombie by her collar and yanked her forward roughly before driving the dagger into the mouth. The sharp end of it shoots out at the back of her neck sending blood gushing out of it but she did not stop then. She surprised Kilr by biting down hard on the dagger making it hard for him to pull it out.
At the corner of his eyes he could see the janitor zombie closing in on him. On the ground miss strawberry panty was crawling wildly towards his feet. Kilr instinctively pulled back and kicked the female zombie he had impaled earlier, sending her crashing into the janitor zombie buying him time to beat strawberry panty zombie.
He summoned one of his last two remaining rusty daggers in his right hand and thrust it forward at the zombie, it would have connected had his backpack not thrown him off with it's momentum.
"S**t!" Kilr screamed as he fell on his side and the dagger goes flying out if his hand. A feeling of dread washed on his face as the strawberry zombie crawled over him in a compromising position. Above his face was the strawberry panty just inches away, it gave him an odd feeling not of pleasure but whatever it was he couldn't think of it now. He could feel the weight change telling him that in a few seconds he would be bit!
There was no way her could grab on any part of the zombie firmly to push it off so he reached for the butt to push it off. His hands graced the smooth panty of the zombie a little bit too much, maybe because he was tense since a zombie was on him. Even with his new strength the zombie weighed a ton.
Kilr panicked as he could hear the other two zombie growling and crawling in his direction. He had no skill he could use either and Narci…
S**t! He forgot about Narci!
His eyes shot in her direction and caught sight if the janitor zombie closing in on her. For some reason he could scarcely predict how long he would need to act. The strawberry panty zombie growled at him and drooped down it's head for the finishing bite.
"Oh no you don't!" He screamed as he raised his knee to meet her face.
Luckily the knee jab worked but it would not hold her at bay since zombies did not feel pain in the first place. He panicked as the other female zombie closed in on him, his hands accidentally slipped under the strawberry panty. The janitor zombie had almost reached Narci.
His heart thumped against his chest and that odd sensation returned, he immediately knew what to do…
Kilr only had one more rusty dagger in his inventory, the other one was somewhere on the bathroom floor so he only had one damn chance. The strawberry panty zombie was diving down for another bite and something told him if he used his knee a second time he would be singing a melodious chorus shortly after.
The second female zombie was almost by him.
The janitor zombie had reached a still dazed Narci.
Kilr smiled deeply, even he could not tell why he was overjoyed. It seemed that whenever his life was on the line, the number one slacker would awaken- a monster!
His hands had slid under the flimsy fabric of the strawberry panty, so he called his final rusty dagger. There was a loud slit and red blood spilling out and leaking from the strawberry panty, but the zombie would not stop, reaching out its caramel-colored fangs and biting down hard on his region.
"F**k!"
"I hate strawberries!"