Episode 7: Narci Black
Kilr hissed and shut the door behind him. He went to another toilet and deposited his waste with a devilish smile that never left his face.
"Kukuku!!"
He laughed inwardly.
"Wait wasn't that Narci the cheerleader boss?"
"Why is she here?"
"Not that I'm complaining!"
Kilr was now done with his business.
Hiss!
He let the cool water from the tap wash over his hand.
Click!
Narci stepped out of the toilet sheepishly. She has yellow sunset hair, half braided. Dressed in a punkish red jacket, leather black trousers and she was barefoot.
Kilr oogled her with his eyes. Mesmerized by her beauty, her thin body. Her curvy shape, her plump breast not too big not too small.
"So this is a cheerleader's body?" He thought.
"Are you done looking?" She said in a rude manner.
Kilr shifted his gaze sharply and said. "I noticed you are barefoot!"
Narci's face wore a frown. "I choked a zombie with it."
Kilr picked up his bag and wondered if zombies could be choked to death. He assumed it might have been possible. Narci stepped in his way, he could notice she did not have a bra on. He cursed himself for noticing these things.
The face of the No. 1 Slacker frowned in dismay. He never felt attracted to girls and never wanted to. So even if this surprisingly cute cheerleader or the hotty prom queen showed up before him, there was no way he would be moved.
"Scram!" He ordered.
Narci growled as her face reddened. "You want to run after seeing my business? No way turd!"
Kilr laughed.
"It's not like I expected you'd be there!"
"Besides I'm sure a girl like you has more than one business, upfront!"
Kilr confused her with his words, he always knew how to take the words out of others. A skill he had honed to get out of discussions with his parents. Narci moved aside and went to pick up a white backpack he identified as hers.
"Girl's bathroom has zombies!"
"Sorry for inconveniencing you!"
When she turned back to him it surprised her to find him on the phone. She stroller over to his side expecting it to be a call for help but no…!
He was on TikTok!
"You asshole!! The f**k are you doing right now?!"
"The internet could crash at any moment!"
She grabbed him by the neck and shook him violently as she spoke.
"Shouldn't you call the marines or perhaps NASA!!"
Kilr contemplated on why he loved being a loner. Maybe this was why, girls were too aggressive and clingy!
"I did try to call a buncho them but it didn't go through!"
Narci stopped shaking him and asked.
"Which one did you call?"
"The military?"
"The navy?"
"SWAT?"
Kilr replied.
"Even better!"
She could not hide her interest.
"Who?!"
He smiled proudly and tapped his nose.
"Hashira!"
"Survey Corps!"
"The Soul Society!"
"The Justice League!"
"Heck, I even called 007!"
Narci snapped and shook him even more violently.
"You a**hole! Why the hell are…!"
"All of them are imaginary? You should have just said there was no network!"
Kilr pushed her away and fell to his knees gasping for air. Narci felt something click in her and she remembered where she had seen him before.
It was about two years earlier, she was still a junior cheerleader then. The basketball group of their school were battling against the other school for the winning goal but only one of them wasn't participating in any attacks and that was the number one slacker.
…"Hey! Why don't you help them?"…
She had screamed at him.
…"Hey! I'm cheering you aren't I?"…
She had picked an odd air from him that day as he stood with his shadow carrying an immense pressure. He stared at her with his aqua green eyes piercing at the very recess of her soul.
…"What's the point anyway?"…
His voice was as cold as death itself. His life like a hollow log.
…"Don't you want to win?"…
…"Don't you want to show them who's better?"…
…"Isn't there something with fighting for?"…
Kilr sighed and began his forward charge at the raging battle for the ball.
…"You're right! I just remembered what I'm fighting for, the faster I get this done the more I don't have to listen to that ugly coach ranting! Yes, that's about right!"…
That day Kilr scored the last two deciding shots, he became like a hurricane on the field. Whenever Kilr Rombot awakened he would become an unprecedented force.
"Yo!" Kilr stood before her and scratched the back of his head. "I'm sorry for what happened in the bathroom there even though it was all your fault and all. How about we team up and get outta here?"
Narci put on her backpack and bumped her shoulder into him. "Kay!"
Kilr reached for the door handle and stopped and glanced over his shoulder. "What's your occupation again?"
She made a proud stance and boomed. "Narci Black. Level 1 Swordsman! Let's work together!"
Kilr rolled his eyes and swung the door opened and in came a horde of zombie!!