We charged at it with gun and blade ready to kill.
I lunge my gun at the shark with a upper cut motion and pulled the trigger at the same time.
The teeth of the first shark's jaw breaks, appear like glass from the bullet hitting it.
The second one shout out a bunch of boiling water at us and Blood Stalk blocked it using some steam as a shield.
The first one falls of the boat and the second one lands making us tilt because of the weight.
I had enough of all this bad stuff happening and I wanted to leave so bad on this ship that I exploded in anger.
I kicked the second shark so hard it laded into the ink cloud in the sky and sapped it into nothing.
After I did that I turned around and the crew were all clapping in unison at what I just did.
"That, was way too easy." I said turning around to walk away.
We then slip on a bandana peal and slip of the ship.
Falling up into the air.
As we did the would started to spin uncontrollably.
There was a glass breaking sound and now we are floating in what appears to be space.
"What just happened?" I say in surprise since we are now somewhere else.
I look around frantically trying to figure out what to do and spot something heading out way really fast.
It appeared to be a bullet train in the shape of a pirate ship heading for us fast.
It crashes into us, but breaks apart in glass like shards and reforms around us.
"You okay Blood Stalk?" I asked and got no reply.
It turned into a mismatched room with black and whit walls everywhere.
There were black and white nights that hovered over us staring down with the helmets blocking their faces.
In the center was a weird silver mirror breaking and unbreaking itself in a almost song like pattern.
We approached cautiously ready for what was about to happen.
The mirror appears fix and I look into it to see new forms of different riders reflected in them.
I put my hands against the mirror and when it breaks my hand doesn't move when the space changes.
Some I new immediately after looking at them. They seemed to be random in which ones appeared.
"That's Fourze." I said and the mirror breaks and reforms into a new rider.
"Gotchard?" I said in confusion as the cycle repeated and I said each name on instinct.
My hands seemed to take on the characteristics of the riders after I name them.
"G4, Psyga, Ibuki, Todoroki, Kabuki, Sasword, KickHopper, Ixa, Diend, Eternal, Sorcerer, Baron, Genm, Vulcan, Ark-Zero, Espada, Falchion, Desast, Valvarad, Seeker." I say in a monotone voice, almost not thinking at all.
There were some I couldn't recognize, but could tell by their belts what series they were from.
"Some weird wolf form of OOO's with a hockey mask and fur coat, Den-o but a form with lightning all around them, a blue faiz looking guy with a riot trooper helmet, a red Fourze with a spartan helmet and big boots, A green Thouser with a scythe weapon, a yellow spider from Ryuki, A turquoise octopus also from Ryuki, A green and black Mach with a Next look, an orange Kiva with a black hole zombie look, a blue ZECK rider with Bunsen burners that produce green fire. Two riders now, Red and White meteors.
It returned to ones I new once again.
"Ryuga, Zolda, Delta, Chalice, Ark, Abyss, Meteor, Gold Drive, Necrom, Ohma Zi-O, Calibur, Evil, Live, Demons, Buffa, Dread" I continue seeing as the order is random.
I then came to the next image and stayed the longest so far. They had multiple colors on them. Red, blue, purple, and gold all mixed together with a space and snake design for the eyes.
"Evol. Evolt."I say both and continue to say them hypnotically.
The next break happened and it wasn't a Kamen rider suit this time.
The image that appeared was someone in Christmas pajamas, looking down instead of at me like all the others. They had long mismatched hair.
"What is this." I asked looking closer and my head seemed to bush through the glass.
As I did I continued to stare at the person or thing In front of me. I couldn't pull back for some reason.
"MY, MY, MY, Your just a little freak." It said in a girlish voice. slight drums could be herd as well.
"Like I thought." It said in an almost echo or replied in the way it said that.
"Why, Why, Why, your just the same as me." It said in an almost rhyme, very playful.
"Oh My God!" It and I said in disgust and in unison.
"Right, Right, Right, it's time to start the show." It said trembling and swaying side to side.
"Once more, deeper into this rabbit hole we go." I thought it finished but it repeated its previous words over and over again. The drums seem to speed up as well.
"MY, MY, MY, Your just a little freak." "Like I thought."
"Why, Why, Why, your just the same as me." "Oh My God!"
"Right, Right, Right, it's time to start the show."
"Once more, deeper into this rabbit hole we go."
.
I was about to move but it lifted its head up to me and I saw its face. Or lack there of.
Nothing but a skin like color was in front of we as I continued to hear it.
"Hey." It said almost like it could see me. I braced myself for what it would say next.
"So Gross!" It said in a oddly loud way and disappeared in black smoke.
After that I was in a forest like area where I first woke up. But when I looked up it had a crystal ceiling acting like a sun, lighting the place up.
I look down and a ring finger with a scar down the middle was below my feet.
I bent down it pick it up and the ground started to shake
There was something else here, a giant read eye looking at me.
I was moving my legs without realizing it but it was no use.
Teeth then appeared and seemed to chomp down on me.
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHH."
I wake up and look around and I am back in the cave surrounded by cats cuddling together around us. The storm raging on outside. I can still hear and feel the thunder sometime through the rocks.
"Few, it was just a dream. I still remember that shark attack, feels like forever ago." I sigh in relief and move a little.
"Quiet..." Blood Stalk said in annoyance. They had a long day and wanted to sleep so bad.
I chuckle a little at the absurdity my new normal is in this place.
My mind wondering as I was a little afraid to go right back to sleep.
"I think it will be New Years Eve tomorrow." I say again since there is no calendar anywhere for me to confirm.
"You... keep saying that." They said tiredly.
"Got to at least try and keep track of time or I feel like I'll go crazy." I said in defense.
"I always liked the eve part rather than the actual day part to new years." I said back looking up at the sealing in amazement at the lush look of this cave as the storm rages on.
"Why... do you like the day before,... but not the actual day?" They ask as I liked New years eve more than New years day.
"Because I like to listen to the song 'New Years Eve' by 'Five Iron Frenzy' on that date. Its like a self made tradition." I answered truthfully. Not that I could listen to the song now.
"Ok... night" They said not really caring and just trying to sleep.
There are quite a few slug looking cats huddled around us sleeping in this glowing cave.
They are so squishy that I need to be carful when moving.
I hugged a few of them as I looked elsewhere.
"Its already 2027 hun." I finish my sentence and try to go back to sleep.
Happy April Fools Day.
Real chapter next week!
I will continue the shark boat battle, I am not skipping it.