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Chapter 55 - Seniors of The Gun

*Whoop* *Whoop* *Whish* *Slap* *Slap* *Slaaaap*

"ARGH FUCK, Oi you fuckers! Didn't you call yourself the Gensui Defense Force!? Where the hell is your defense when your defending target is between all of you getting whipped huh?" Gensui screamed as the whipping of the various vines and branches hit Gensui's body from all the shrubbery around making him fall on his ass.

"Well, there's nothing that we can do, you know. It's us who are intruding upon this place," Panda said.

"Besides we can't destroy any trees or anything or well get in trouble" Maki continued.

"Shake shake" Toge agreed.

"You fuckers might be saying all of that with all of the world's innocence in mind but every single one of your heart is evil, Maki I can see you fling some branches at me, Panda I can see you try to body block some branches for me but at the end, they just use your body as a way to gain tension and whip me hard as hell and Toge... its evil that you keep quiet while seeing all of this injustice," Gensui said pointing one by one at all the three who were looking away from him.

"Fine fine princess I guess you can't take a joke-" Maki said referencing something.

"Is this about our Personal training Maki?" Gensui interrupted Maki who also stopped with sweat started forming on her face.

"Oh my oh my?" Panda muttered as his cheeks turned Pink and went close to Toge.

"Personal training he said" Panda whispered to Toge who nodded back.

"What was so wrong with me waterboarding you It's just some training for you to be able to stop breathing and be fine with it at a moment's notice!" Gensui yelled showing his wrapped perspective as a consequence of training with a certain Special Grade who was determined to create a Monster as Maki looked at him horrified.

"Water... boarding.....?" Panda muttered shocked.

"Or was it the nightly-"

"NIGHTLY?!?!?!?" Panda suddenly yelled as his blush came back now with Toge in tow.

"Nightly Assasin hides and seek where I'd shoot you with a rubber bullet and you had to find me or I'd start using normal bullets?" Gensui continued despite the intense need for him to stop.

"O-oh..." Both Panda and Toge quickly lost their blush as soon as they had gotten it back.

"Or was it-"

"ENOUGH YOU DUMBASS" Maki yelled aiming to punch Gensui on his head but stopped.

"Be glad you are injured" She said turning her face away.

"Woah that's the first time I've seen her stop her fist" Gensui muttered with surprise.

"That means that she has a soft spot for y-" Panda tried to create something but was ultimately foiled.

"HAAAAH?" Maki yelled as she slowly turned her head back.

"I am a Panda I don't know words," Panda said even starting to walk on Four legs.

"Sigh," Gensui sighed and got up and patted away the dust on his back.

'Such an annoyance,' Gensui thought, looking at the dense shrubbery they were walking across. It was made for no reason whatsoever, and the reason they had to cross it was because of a very VERY annoying reason.

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"Oh yeah, Gensui I had something to tell you by the way," Satoru said as he looked at Gensui scanning 'That One thing' practically salivating all over it.

"What is it?" Gensui said not focusing on what Satoru was going to say.

"There's a troublesome kid that'll be popping in your class in a couple of days so watch out for him will ya?" Satoru asked.

"Hm? Well, I don't mind but how exactly am I supposed to watch out for him?" Gensui asked confused.

"Oh you know.... just the basics, train him up enough so he can spar with me and I can do the rest- why are you looking at me like that?"

"Train him up to be able to spar with you? Are you crazy or something? That'll take months- no years, I'm busy with Maki too so no thanks" Gensui said and waved off Satoru.

"Oh come on now! It'll be fun I promise you! He's a total newbie so he'll be fun for your head too!" Satoru said.

With Despair on his face, Gensui looked at Satrou and said, "A FUCKING NEWBIE!? You seriously want me to train an absolute- Oh no no no" Gensui said and started walking away from Satoru.

"That smile of yours..... you picked up something troublesome didn't you?" Gensui asked.

"Man, you and Utahime sure sound similar~" Satoru hummed.

"Shit," Gensui said dropping down to his knees.

"Oh right I nearly forgot to say this but your Seniors are out of Suspension in a few days so go and meet them with your class" He continued.

"My seniors?" Gensui asked.

"Yup yup go and meet them it'll be refreshing, especially for how your mind is now...."

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'Especially for how my mind is right now huh?' Gensui thought.

'Gojo-Sensei realized it immediately and so did Maki in the last couple of days and probably the other two got an inkling as well hence their behavior, but it's not like I can manage it because now that I have slipped into this spiral I will just continue-'

"SO YOU TWO WERE THE ONES WHO RUINED OUR PRECIOUS BLACKBOARD AND CALLED US TO THIS UNGOLDY PLACE?!" Panda suddenly yelled.

"What the" Gensui said as he ran ahead into a clearing with many more branches, bushes, and shrubs slapping his arms, face, and legs covered with bandages causing him pain but he ignored it as he saw his three classmates standing in front of him with Panda being in the front.

"IT TOOK US HALF AN HOUR TO WALK HERE PAINSTAKINGLY MOVING AT A SLOW PACE DUE TO INJURIES WITH THE FLORA SLAPPING US WITH VINES AND BRANCHES HITTING US AT EVERY STEP.... that is What our leader Ito Gensui wanted to say to you both" Panda said moving aside slowly revealing Gensui walking out into the clearing.

'Now I am starting to have a change in my thoughts, are these three trying to improve my mood somehow... or do they just absolutely hate me?' 

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[Powerstone goal for Bonus Chapter: 692/777]

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*Omake*

"Alright so we agree that if the Damn Blackboard ain't clean we're sending this Panda to China," Gensui asked as the Four students were hurriedly moving to their classroom.

"Yeah," Maki said nonchalantly.

"Shake Shake" Toge agreed too.

"Oh come on have some trust in me.... besides I don't understand this culture of you Humans why do students have to clean the classrooms eh? Why don't you hire some people for that and if it is like that why do I a Panda have to do this?" Panda asked with slight anger.

"That's because you're a student here dumbass, also look at this guy's words he definitely didn't clean a speck of dust" Maki pointed out with annoyance.

"Oh fine we'll see now! After all, I truly did clean this time!"

"Yeah yeah after not doing it for the last 20 times now you do it" Gensui sighed.

"Hah! Yeah I did!" Panda said and stopped before the door of their classroom.

"Now look!"

"Witness upon the CLEANEST Blackboard, so clean, so shiny that has turned into a Glass Window"

"I don't think that's how it actually works," Gensui retorted, but Panda ignored him and continued his words. 

"Now.... GAZE!!!"

"Whoaaa-----AAAAATTTTTTTT" The three on instinct said but by the end, it turned into a confused scream as they looked at the Blackboard with stupefied faces.

"Hah? See how clean it is- WWWHHHHHHHATTTTTT" Panda also screamed as he saw his hard work turn into garbage as it was slathered with Paint of many colours.

"Alright I have contacted the Chinese Embassy in Japan and they say they are ready to get you back to your home Panda," Gensui said putting his phone in his pocket.

"OIIIII LOOK CLEARLY THERE IS LITERALLY A MESSAGE WRITTEN WITH PAINT [After Classes at the West Forest]" Panda tried defending himself.

"Yeah Panda I understand you clearly, you meant that you turned this Blackboard into the 'Window of your heart' right? I didn't know you were so deep I think I have a deeper appreciation towards you" Maki said with a monotonous voice. 

"NOT YOU TOO MAKI" Panda yelled and looked at Toge, "You will understand right Toge... TOGEEEE!?!?!?!" Panda screamed as he saw Toge choking on his tears at the 'Painting' before him.

"Alright Thank you very much!" Gensui said ending the call he received.

"They said they'll be here in a few minutes Panda get ready but on your best Bow tie or something, I don't know what a Panda wears" He continued.

"Yeah this truly is a Masterpiece" Maki muttered looking at the Painting giving a snide smirk to Panda.

'I actually think I'm fucked this time' Panda thought as he could hear a vehicle approaching the school.

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"What the hell is this..." Satoru muttered looking at a discarded Blackboard with a couple of windows nearby missing their Glass panels.