C9 - A baby's daily life part.3
Yes. I'm definitely being watched. Now there is no doubt...
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It's been 2 months since I was born. This last month I only focused on two things: moving and trying to talk. Yes, talk. Something I've been trying since I was born. Of course, no sound came out for the first 23 days. But I started producing sound on the 24th and since then I've been trying to speak.
"Daddy" and/or "Mommy". Those are the best words for a baby to say, right? I could say "hi" but it would be really bizarre for a baby to say that. And it's not like I don't know other words.
'Little cute, littlenlive, mama's boy' and so on. What were you expecting? My mother and father practically only speak these words. Or words that fit this context.
Either way, these words are too complex for a baby to say. And I definitely don't want to say them. So, I decided to go with the classic mom and dad. And that's what I've been focusing on. I mean, after telling them to my parents, it will be easier for me to learn others.
Now why did I say I'm being watched?
You see, 2 weeks ago I finally managed to say "Mommy". And, a few seconds after I said that, my parents appeared. And guess what happened?
THAT'S RIGHT!!!
My mother kept asking me to repeat what I just said. And since she wasn't in the room...do you understand what I'm getting at?
Either way, it's not a big problem. In fact, I feel relieved. I mean, it would be disturbing to know that my parents went out and left two defenseless babies alone.
Besides, it's not like I did anything weird. Besides trying to talk, the only other thing I did was stand and try to walk.
Yes.
I stood. This was 1 week after I sat. It took me 1 day to get used to sitting and a few hours to learn to crawl. It was easier than I thought. So I started learning how to stand. After all, if I wanted to get out of the crib, I must stand up.
Anyway, back to the topic, my parents just went crazy. They were extremely happy. Which was a problem since they ended up waking up my sister and it took hours to calm her down...
*pfft!*
What a crybaby. She should be more like me. Calm and serene. Muahaha
Where I was?
Oh yes.
So, after I repeated "mommy"
I was tortured for hours. Yes, HOURS!!!
My mother spent hours asking me to repeat that word. I mean, if that wasn't torture I don't know what is. Of course, I could refuse to talk but hey, she was happy. I think it's only fair that I satisfy her after she keeps me clean and feeds me.
Anyway, after a few hours I got tired and pretended to sleep.
And I ended up sleeping.
Oh? Disappointed?
What did they expect? I'm still a baby. I have little energy.
But the torture continued...after I woke up my father appeared and kept pestering me to say "daddy". Of course, wanting to avoid what happened to mom from happening again, I pretended not to know. I didn't expect him to be persistent enough to pester me for hours...
So I gave up. And I spoke. And as I expected I was tortured. And I slept again. A deja vu so soon...
In fact, it's curious. I mean, I don't have teeth. So "dad" and "mom" should sound like
"Da-da" and "Ma-ma"
But hey, what matters is the intention, right?
Anyway, that's another reason I haven't tried more complex words.
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It's been three months since I was born.
Two weeks ago, my mouth started to hurt. It was terrible. I mean, it wasn't a mind-boggling pain, but it was uncomfortable, you know? But Im happy. Because 3 days ago I discovered the reason. My teeth are coming in.
Well, it wasn't me who discovered it, but my mother. "How" you ask? Well, it's obvious. I was breastfeeding and she just pulled my mouth away and opened it. And then she smiled and said
"Oh my love, your kanets are gasmetind." Of course, I didn't understand what she said. I mean, what are Kanets? And gasmetind? But my mother called my father.
"Oh, yes. As expected of someone from the Potens family. Your kanets are gasmetind earlier" and I finally understood. Kanets is teeth and gasmetind is being born.
I was happy to learn new words. Oh, are you surprised that I already know so much? Fufufu, yes.
BOW BEFORE MY UNBALANCED WISDOM. MUAHAHAHAHA
In fact, I think I'm crazy. I mean, who do I boast so much to?
Anyway, at the moment my teeth allow me to say mom and dad correctly.
I know what you're thinking. I agree. IT'S TOO WEIRD for a 3-month-old baby to already have teeth coming in. I mean, normal is 6 months onwards. And considering my parents' reaction, it's not common.
Another interesting thing that happened this month was that my sister is also trying to talk and walk. Yes I know. Surprising. In fact, she was only a few days slower than me in both lying on her stomach and sitting up.
When speaking she is also doing very well. She said only mom and dad a few days later and me. Of course, her teeth haven't grown yet and that's why I'm talking about her. I mean, what did you expect? I wouldn't let them know that a baby with no self-awareness was just a little slower than me in talking and trying to walk. In fact, this is crazy. I don't know if this is the norm here or if it's because I'm from that "Potens Family". I mean, my dad brags a lot. I think we are important considering all the objects of apparent great value in the room.