C 10 - A baby's daily life part.4
Humiliations.
Since I was born.
Every day.
That's just my life.
HUMILIATIONS!!!!!
OH GOD!! WHAT SINS DID I COMMIT IN MY PAST LIVES TO SUFFER SUCH HUMILIATIONS??
WHAT CRIME HAVE I COMMITTED TO JUSTIFY THE FACT OF SOMEONE UNDRESSING ME, LIFTING MY LEGS AND PUTTING THEIR HAND UP MY ASS?
Shame.
Despair.
Hatred.
These are the feelings that are gnawing at my mind.
My body was stained...what a tragic life. OH!!! CURSE BE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT ME HERE AND SUBMITTED ME TO THIS CRUEL FATE!!! I CURSED HIM!!!
Of course, I understand that it is necessary so that my mother can clean me up. Still, no matter how much time passes, I can't get used to someone wiping my butt and changing my diaper.
I mean, I was 25 years old before I was reincarnated here. How do these romance protagonists get used to this? They're probably a bunch of perverts. Perverts. Probably sick. Yes, they are definitely a sick bunch.
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It has been 5 months since my birth.
And a terrible thing happened!
Yes, that's exactly what you're all thinking.
My exploration plan failed...
'What plans' you must be thinking, right? Well. It was quite simple, actually.
Phase 1: I would learn to crawl and stand. And, if possible, walk.
Well, walking was not possible. My body is not developed enough yet. I can at most stand up. But that was enough for my plan.
Anyway, continuing,
Phase 2: falling out of the crib. I know what you're thinking but it's not a metaphor. I would literally throw myself out of the crib and onto the floor. Of course, there is a rug on the floor. Not to mention that I would also throw the blankets and bears that are with me.
Oh, didn't I mention them? Well, it doesn't matter, the room I'm in belongs to my parents. Classic aristocratic, luxurious decoration but at the same time mixed with a modern style with LED lights. To the right of the entrance there is a large glass window. There is a balcony but my parents never opened them so I don't know what's out there. Dude, no, our cribs are to the left of the bed, on the side where our mother sleeps. There are our cribs and a big mirror. On the floor of the room there is a rug that covers the bed and its surroundings including our cribs. Further away from the mirrors, I believe it is the bathroom next to the dressing room.
Anyway, back to the topic, I was going to throw myself out of the crib, fall onto the rug and go explore. The door seems to open automatically so leaving the room doesn't seem to be a problem. Now, I'm sure you're curious as to how the plan failed, right?
Well, to be honest, what did you expect?
You see, the day I stood up despite my parents' happiness, they even exchanged the protective bars for a bigger one. So even if I stand up straight, I'm still smaller than the bars around me. Of course, this would just be a hindrance in my quest to explore this place so it wasn't a big problem.
'Ah, so it was the cameras that were watching you that stopped you from running away' is what you're thinking, right? In truth no. It was something even more obvious. You see, if you were parents and you knew that your children were often standing up in their cribs, wouldn't you be concerned? In these cases, one of the parents would always take care of the children. Of course if there were other children, you would ask for them but well, my brothers are children too so what to do? simple!
What if you were rich? You already know the answer, right?
THAT'S RIGHT, A NANNY!
They would call a babysitter. Or, in this case, two.
And this is what happened. About 3 weeks ago my parents introduced us to two nannies. Sarah and Saya. Two sisters who were tasked with taking care of us. And so, every time our mother can't stay with us, the nannies come and take us to a room full of toys and LOTS, LOTS OF PROTECTION. Walls, ceiling, floor. Absolutely everything in this room has protection to prevent us from getting hurt. Of course, I obviously tried to leave but my nanny caught me and said I couldn't leave. By the way, my nanny is Sarah. While Saya is my sister's nanny. So these last three weeks I've been trying to do nothing but master this body.
I thought about talking to my nanny but well...it would be weird, right? A 5 month old baby talking to you.
Yes, I noticed. My development is too fast. When I realized this I started to reflect and I was sure. My vision has always been good. And babies have a bad vision for about 1 year. And I, two weeks after being born, already had a clear vision. I didn't notice this at first because my sister was developing just a little slower than me.
Obviously I attributed this development to the fact that this is a different universe from Earth. With, probably, supernatural abilities.
But about 1 month ago, my sister was still just crawling and saying simple words like "Ma-ma", "Da-da", "hunger" and so on. Just about 2 weeks since his teeth started to grow. In short, its development, although fast compared to land, is much slower than mine. So I decided not to speak complex words or act abnormally. So I've just been trying to dominate this body of mine. He still doesn't move the way I want so I just focused on that. And how did I do it? Well, I just pretended to joke. Simple, right?
Another thing that happened is that they already mastered the basics of this language. Then I would be able to have a simple conversation.
But I have a plan. I will talk to my parents and the nannies every day. Initially with simple conversations and then increase the complexity. So they didn't think they were abnormal.
Genius, right? Fufu
I know. I'm truly a genius.