So, I'm doing fine now. But there's a slight problem in the form of Writer's Block. Yep, nice timing dumbass brain, great timing. Now I'm bribing you all to get off my back about this with this unfinished one-shot I wrote about two years ago. I think at least. And yes, I know it ends abruptly, and no, I'm not going to finish it. Here you go I guess? Ps. I haven't edited this one-shot at all just to show how my writing is now compared to then, after all, practice makes perfect.
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Complaints Of A Certain Eternal
It all began with nothing, and it shall return to nothing. Or at least that's what I thought but boy was I wrong, sure it may have begun with nothing but it sure as hell hasn't returned to nothing. Let me tell you the death of the universe is apparently not the end for me. This is some next-level bullshit I tell you! Apparently, whoever cursed me with this damned Eternal life was not done playing with me. In fact, this is just the beginning.
Ah, fuck I swear that I'll break this damned curse someday! Like seriously why was I chosen to have this damned curse? I was just minding my business when suddenly some Angel-looking bastard said to me: "You've been chosen to be the next LHdxk8LHdYyJY8pY589Y7 be grateful mortal." And up and disappeared. Just gone, poof, just like that. I didn't know what they meant by that at first and just passed it off as a weird dream. But it was not a dream, I realized this around ten years after this event, and the thing that made me realize was the fact that my body had stop aging, at first I chalked it up to good genes, but soon I realized that it was just me that had stopped aging. My friends began to have wrinkles, their hair began to turn grey. Soon everyone I loved in my life left me. I tried making friends but in the end, I was by myself again. The first 2000 years of my life were when I made friends, but I stopped after that since I was tired of them leaving me.
I of course didn't spend my life in a boring way, every Government and top 1% wanted to get their hands on me because of this curse, and I somehow managed to slip out of their hand, even to this day I do not know how I managed to do that. Like seriously how the hell? Is it because I'm just lucky? Or because of this curse? I still don't know.
But then again couldn't luck be part of the curse too? I've had countless times where I could have died but haven't due to improbable luck. For example, a bullet just barely missing my head by a few millimeters or a rope breaking when I tried to commit suicide because of the curse, and many more. But these are just my own thoughts and questions that I will probably never get an answer to since I will most likely not meet someone who can answer my question. I do wonder if I'll meet that Angel-looking bastard? I both hope and not at the same time, on one hand, I want to ask him about this curse but on the other, I just want to kick his ass. But I should really put this behind me it's been more than 530 billion years since that time. What can I say? I'm a petty bastard.
Well, that's enough about the past I'd say. Let me start with something very basic, my name. The names Menus Ach Ekdas Hymos. Long ass name I know. You can just call me Menus, Ekdas, or Hymos, whatever floats your boat. There's also the option to just call me the Fool since it fits me quite well, but I digress. There are also the titles that I have acquired over the years, some of the most prominent that I recall are, Transgressor, Dimensional Hopper, Eternal One, Destroyer, Legendary Stary, One Who Collapses Space, Invincible, Deathly Defiant, and The Timeless One, those are just some of the countless titles I've received. Seriously why do living creatures such as Humans, Elves, Dwarfs, Demons, Angels, Gods, and Dragons, all come up with such cheesy titles? But at least they aren't as bad as some of those so-called "Heroes" that they had sent after me several times in order to kill me. What was his name again? Daniheal Pius the "Saint Of Healing and Order"? Or something like that at least, I don't quite remember it's been more than 20 billion years since I last heard of him, no need to think more about him anyway. There was also this Elf Woman I met around 800 thousand years ago, I think she was called Leena De Natura, she was a feisty one, her title was "The Swordswoman Of Blazing Brilliance" which now that I say it again is even more cheesy than Daniheal's title which is honestly kind of impressive since the residents of this world I'm on currently are extremely bad at coming up with cheesy titles. But that's that no more of that for now at least.
Oh yeah! I wonder if there's been any new transported or reincarnated people recently? You know like those isekai novels and all that jazz. Some of them provide me with great entertainment, while others are just disappointments. Now then will this new individual provide me entertainment or disappointment? I earnestly hope it is entertainment but beggars can't be choosers.
Then let me tell you about the world they will be living on for what I assume will be the rest of their existence. This world is called Mythos and is the second planet in this dimension to house intelligent lifeforms such as Humans. How do I know it's the second planet to house intelligent lifeforms you ask? Well, that's simple enough it was the only other planet with Dead Mana in this dimension other than this absurd planet with a 120 kilometers tall World Tree, as such it was easy to deduct which came first. It was a surprise when I first hopped into this dimension and found such a big World Tree, the others I have seen before have only been around 10 kilometers tall maybe 18 maximum, but no this one was an absurd 120 kilometers tall. I do wonder how long that World Tree has been there? Well, that's not that important, right? Not that I care what you think about it much. Well back on track, this world actually this entire dimension is one of those so-called magic and swords world you also see a lot in isekais. They of course have all those typical tropes such as Goblins, Orcs, and Dragon, just to name a few of the most popular ones. There's also stuff like Mythril, Adamantite, and Orichalcum, you know all those typical fantasy metals. My favorite part about this world is that its food culture has developed to an extreme degree to the point that it's ahead of Earth the place where you the reader probably reside or at least originate from. Now, now let's save the questions for later. Okay? Good.
I'll start with some of the Kingdoms they will most likely be near when they come down. First I'll start with the Kingdom that they will likely be thrown into the Spatio ac Tempora Kingdom which might I say is quite a lazy name in my opinion since it quite literally means "Space and Time Kingdom" but that's just what I think. If I had to give it a rating from 0-10 it would land a solid 9.3 out of 10 which is a quite good score compared to others. The reason for not giving it a 10/10 is because a good portion of the Nobility in this Kingdom since they are quite prideful, some even thinking that the commoners should be grateful that they are allowed to live in their territory, but because of this arrogance most of such noble either get overthrown by the masses or get audited by the Royal Family because of corruption in their territory, other than that this Kingdom is the best place to live in this world since it also has a sea to its east and south sides it quite well protected from land attacks.
And to its north lies the next Kingdom I'm going to talk about, the Aureus Akuma Kingdom which is as you probably have already guessed a Kingdom of Demons. This Kingdom scores a respectable 7.8 out of 10 a few points have been deducted for the fact that it has three of the 7 SSS-rank Dungeons within its borders, not just those Dungeons though they have 5 SS-rank Dungeons, 4 S-rank Dungeons, and over 70 of lower rank than S-rank Dungeons. What can I say their Kingdom is quite well off in terms of fighting power because of this. But nothing more of note can be said about this Kingdom, its farming industry is average at best, and most of its income comes from the Dungeons. Because of these factors, its food is heavily skewed toward meat dishes with nearly no vegetables or dairy products to find in their dishes, this means that there's nothing like stews or ice cream, which is kinda bullshit. Seriously how could one live without those magnificent things? And on one last note about this Kingdom: its name. Compared to the Spatio ac Tempora Kingdom its name is way more creative. Since it loosely translates to "Golden Demon Kingdom" which I personally find way more creative in comparison.
Then finally is the Furor Bestiae Kingdom,