"Uhn?" AMÉ replies with his eyes wide open. "Wait a minute. WORLD OF MESSAGES! How did I not realize this was your REALM".
"CLAP".
"~{WE FACE PALMED OURSELVES IN UTTER DISBELIEF}~"
"Paper planes. I thought it was weird how they were paper planes around this whole area".
"CLAP".
"~{WE FACE PALMED OURSELVES IN UTTER DISBELIEF... AGAIN}~"
"Yes..." SAGE replies, stretching his words.
He couldn't believe that AMÉ didn't know they were in his REALM.
Well, he's never been here before, but at least. At least... SAGE thought to himself.
"Anyways, the M across yours and SPEEDY'S chest, helps me completely keep TIMERS from using their PASSIVE. With me placing a MESSAGE on them, once they are within my REALM. WORLD OF MESSAGES is the safest place for me, especially because of the 3rd thing he left out".
SAGE walks over to where AMÉ sat.
He sits directly opposite him. "Three, there are gods who only have PASSIVES as tools. Those types are the most annoying to deal with". He says placing his elbow on his thigh.
"Hmmm. Why's that? Wait, doesn't that mean me? My PASSIVE is literally a tool". AME replies.
SPEEDY sits next to them, mimicking SAGE'S sitting posture.
"No. Yours is a little different. Your PASSIVE is one of the few with a forced rule on both you and the user and one of the few with forced teleportation". SAGE replies, switching his posture to the right.
~{HMM.
THAT REMINDS ME.
I SAID AS I SAT DOWN NEXT TO AMÉ, FACING SPEEDY.
AMÉ IS ONE OF THE FEW WITH A PASSIVE THAT DOESN'T HAVE THE CANCEL OUT EFFECT.
JUST LIKE YOU SAGE}~
"You mean, the clashing of PASSIVES, that stuff that prevents forcefully teleporting other GODS into ones own REALM. We TIMERS don't have it too". SPEEDY chips in.
~{YEA.
WELL, AMÉ'S PASSIVE HAS WHAT THE GOD OF LIES HAVE.
BUT HIS SENDS THEM INTO HIS REALM TO PLAY A GAME WITH HIM.
SCARY}~
"Yea, well it's just that I've forgotten where I heard all these things from... Anyways, if I'm not one of the third thing, then who is?" He asks.
"Have you heard of THE GOD OF WAR?" SAGE asks, looking at AMÉ through the side of his eyes.
He wasn't sure a god who barely leaves his REALM just like GOWR, would have heard of GOWR.
"Do you mean, GOWR?" AMÉ replies.
They all shifted back in surprise.
That was unexpected.
Two deep dark introverted gods.
And one knew the other, very interesting.
"Wow, wow, wow. Hold up. How do you even know that name when you barely leave your REALM... He barely leaves his too. So I highly doubt you've both met". SPEEDY asks, breaking the silence.
"Uhn? Aren't we all meant to know about the existence of every GOD OF SOMETHING TO COME?" He replies.
"That's not what he meant. Of course we know about every god. It's engraved in us, but their special names. Names given to them by other gods who are fond of them, you shouldn't know that without hearing it from someone or meeting that god". AMÉ chips in.
"Yes, yes. What he said". SPEEDY adds, nodding his head with his arms folded.
~{WHAT SPEEDY IS ASKING IS...
WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT NAME?}~
"Uhmmm. I can't really remember, it's been too long and..."
"Nah. You probably just met with the GOD OF FORGETFULNESS, without even realizing you met him". SPEEDY leaning backwards on his hands.
"Anyways. Those types like GOWR, have PASSIVES that only act as a means to an end for their own benefit. It doesn't attack others, nor defend themselves. It just exists for the sole purpose of fueling him".
"Meaning, even if you switch off his PASSIVE, he's still going to be able to hit you with a straight punch or kick". AMÉ says looking at SAGE.
SAGE looks up and raise his left eyebrow.
"Sigh... Yes, and worst of all I can't really switch off his PASSIVE because it isn't naturally doing anything that passes a MESSAGE to me. It's annoying".
"Ah. So that's why you didn't want to go to his REALM. Anyways, just call your big bro when it's time to go there". SPEEDY says putting his right hand on SAGE'S left shoulder.
SAGE looks at him in a manner that screamed, get that hand off me before I blow it to smithereens.
"Don't worry. I'll be sure to toss you in there alone. Maybe you'll help me deliver the message to him". SAGE replies with a smirk as he places his right hand on SPEEDY'S shoulder.
"Gulp".
SPEEDY could tell that this wasn't just normal.
That smirk said a lot of things.
Most of all, it said, good luck on ever delivering that message.
In reply, trying to shake it off and pull SAGE back in, he places his left hand on SAGE'S right shoulder and smiles back.
"Well, I believe he specifically said something about... GOM GOM, BRING THE DETAILS OF WHATEVER HAPPENED IN THIS PLACE". SPEEDY says replicating GOWR'S voice, through vibrating his voice at high speed.
"DOOM".
His body fell, leaving his hands on SAGE'S body.
"Ouch... Hey common... Stop it SAGE. I didn't intend to use my speed. It's just a vocal..."
"You've been leaving the story for a while now haven't you?" SAGE said smiling as he tossed the hands on SPEEDY'S chest.
Making an X on the M.
They all went quiet for a while.
SPEEDY sat back up, after SAGE eased the weight of the M on him.
~{I HATE THIS AWKWARD SILENCE.
I THOUGHT TO MYSELF.
COMMON SOMEONE BREAK THIS BORING HOOK}~
SAGE turns to his left and raises his left eye brow again.
"Oh yes.... AMÉ". SPEEDY says as he stood up and sat down far away from SAGE.
"OH... Now I remember where... Uhn? What is it SPEEDY?
"Those punches. The ones I couldn't see nor dodge, how did you do that?".
"Oh that... HEHE". He smiles with a smug face.
"What's that for. That's freaky. Just answer the question. 'Cause there's no way in any REALM where you able to match or out speed me".
"Well, it was quite easy. Since you broke into my REALM and didn't enter the normal way, beating you became difficult as you didn't have a GAME FORM".
"Sooo?"
"Let me finish. I can't give a GAME FORM to a god who didn't enter a game through the right means. So I thought, how can I win this fight? Especially against a faster opponent".
"And your answer?"
~{I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, SPEEDY
THANK THE GODS THEY BROKE THE SILENCE.
HAHA, I'M A GOD TOO}~
"Notice what?"
~{NEVERMIND.
YOU WERE PROBABLY TO INTERESTED IN THE FIGHT TO HAVE REALIZED}~
"Realized what?" SPEEDY asks looking at all of them. "And what's so funny AMÉ?"
"I placed pixels on you and you still didn't notice up till now... Although with us within this REALM, I guess it's been removed". AMÉ replies as he calms down from laughing.
"Placed pixels on me?"
"Remember when you grabbed my arm?"
"Yea".
"Yea. That was when I broke parts of my body and placed them on you. Doing that made it easy to just spawn a blow on your face or wherever I wanted".
"I would notice if something was moving on my body. Don't think I'm dumb or something".
"Of course you would notice. That was if you weren't in a REALM made completely out of pixels. HEHE".
SPEEDY covers his mouth in disbelief.
He messed up big time.
Well, the fight was over, but this was a serious problem, especially if he had to fight AMÉ in the TOURNAMENT OF GODS.
"Tch. You just got lucky".
"Sure sure. I know... Has. Anyways, I remember who I heard everything from".
"Who was it?" AMÉ asks as he looks to his right and raises his left eye brow for the third time.
"It was TIM, THE GOD OF TIME". He replies smiling with a smug face again.
He finally remembered something good.
"BEEP... BEEP.... TIC TOK"...
A GOD FORM with an HOUR GLASS in its stomach appears out of the empty space SAGE was looking at.
∆ Took you long enough ∆ TIM says as the hour glass flipped over.
"Yo TIM. Long TIME no see.. HEHE" AMÉ says, waving at him.
"Hey, it's idiot number 3" SPEEDY says tapping MONOGATARI.
~{HOWDY? IDIOT THE 3RD}~
TIM frowns in disgust at those two.
He turns towards SAGE. ∆ You knew I was here the whole time right ∆ He says standing above SAGE.
SAGE turns his head upwards.
He draws out his tongue, with his arms out.
"Blegh".
Signifying he doesn't know.
TIM frowns even more.
∆ Sigh... There's no point getting pissed at you clowns. And you ∆
He stands in front of AMÉ with his finger to his forehead.
∆ DON'T ASK ME HOW AM I! ∆
"Common, we're friends. We played a lot of games together". AMÉ replied smiling.
∆ Played a lot of games. You made me play over 60,000 games with you for nearly 70 Billion PIONS. And you think we're friends? What kind of... ∆
∆ What? ∆ He asks SPEEDY who had his left hand on his shoulder, and his eyes closed.
SPEEDY opens his eyes and raises his head.
"Chill out bro. It's not his fault. You were caught slacking. That's all". SPEEDY says with a soft and gentle tone, while holding himself from bursting into a wild laugh.
~{PFFT.
PFFT.
PFFTHAHAHA.
NOW THAT WAS A GOOD ONE SPEEDY}~
Everyone including SAGE started laughing.
The face SPEEDY made while saying it and the voice, were just perfect comedy.
∆ I should send you all to NEGATIVE ZERO... Anyways ∆ He turns around and clears his throat.
∆ Why is WIS disturbing me? He said you all are slacking off ∆
"Yea. Just like when AMÉ caught..."
"POW".
TIM blew SPEEDY in the face before he could finish and sent him flying.
∆ I only had my PASSIVE switched off just like the both of you. I wasn't expecting to clash with a forced teleportation PASSIVE ∆
~{TAP... TAP.
I TAPPED SPEEDY'S FACE AFTER CATCHING HIM, 5,000 FRIS AWAY FROM TIM.
HEY.
DID THAT REALLY KNOCK YOU OUT?}~
"And that's why I said you were slacking off.. Haha.. cough. Ouch. Why didn't you put an M on him. SAGE".
"WIS... Do you mean THE GOD OF WISDOM? I saw him once Trillions of PIONS ago. What does he want from me,. and how's he doing?" AMÉ. says laughing like a child happy to see his old buddies after a long time.
∆ Uhn? Wait, don't tell me they still haven't told you about the TOURNAMENT OF GODS? ∆
"Nope, you all have been saying that thing, but I still don't get it. What tournament is this and what do you mean by WIS has been calling you?"
""∆~{UHN?}~∆""
They all reacted at the same time.
"No way". SPEEDY says.
~{NAH.
THAT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE.
EVEN GOWR HAS ONE}~
∆ I think it's very likely, but I just can't believe this ∆
AMÉ looked at all of them in confusion.
He couldn't understand why they all had expressions of disbelief and were looking at each other like they've seen or heard something wrong.
"Did I say something wrong?" He asked.
"Not really. But tell me". SAGE says sitting up and looking at AMÉ straight in the eyes.
"Do you have a GOD CALL ORB?"
"Uhn? What's that?"
""∆~{CLAP}~∆""
""∆~{WE FACE PALMED OURSELVES IN UTTER DISBELIEF FOR THE THIRD TIME.
HMMM...
WHAT'S EVERYONE DOING IN MY SPACE... AGAIN?}~∆""