""∆~{CLAP}~∆""
""∆~{WE FACE PALMED OURSELVES IN UTTER DISBELIEF FOR THE THIRD TIME.
HMMM...
WHAT'S EVERYONE DOING IN MY SPACE... AGAIN?}~∆""
....
"Well that was climactic. Haha". SPEEDY says strocking his hair backwards.
~{YEA.
IT WAS WAY MORE FUN THAN I EXPECTED.
DID YOU KNOW THIS WAS GOING TO BE THIS FUN SAGE?}~
"You two are just something else. And who told you that that was where your fun was located?"
~{HMM...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?}~
Now within ABSOLUTE NOTHINGNESS.
SAGE stops moving and began tapping his left leg with his finger continuously.
"By the way, why are the three of you following me?" He asks, turning towards the pests behind him.
"Well, I'm here to watch after my little brother. Hehe". SPEEDY replies
~{BEEN HERE. FROM THE START.
BUT THAT'S NOT ANSWERING MY QUESTION, SAGE}~
"And you?" SAGE says turning to TIM.
∆ Well, I'm doing my work. And moving with you should make it faster. ∆
He frowned at their replies.
After already dealing with one of the three TIMERS and an annoying one at that. He couldn't believe he now had to deal with all three of them.
He wished he could just toss the three of them in a boiling water filled with poisons from THE GOD OF LIQUIDS.
"Sigh... Do. whatever you want. But please, do not interrupt my work... Don't interrupt it too much". He says.
They continued moving farther away from the coordinates of THE CONSOLE.
All four gods heading upwards.
With the 3 TIMERS following behind SAGE, like ducklings following after mama duck.
~{HEY... NOT COOL}~
Stopping at over 56 Million FRIS North of THE CONSOLE, they began heading west.
∆ Where exactly are you heading to? ∆
"Hmmm. To where he was meant to have fun". SAGE replies pointing at MONOGATARI.
~{UHN?
WAIT.
DIDN'T WE GO TO THE GOD OF GAMES REALM FOR THAT REASON?
I ASKED YOU THIS EARLIER.
WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN BY THAT}~
"Oh, SAGE. Why did you tell AMÉ to. fix his REALM 3 times?" SPEEDY asks moving next to SAGE.
SAGE pulled out his list.
A dark brown scroll with the smell of dust on it and golden rings on both ends.
"How did it get that old?"
"Guess we're getting close". SAGE says smiling.
He looks over his shoulder at MONOGATARI.
"You want an answer to your question? Hehe. I'm sure you can already feel it. The frown on your face is so obvious". He says with a smirk.
~{TSK.
WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS SAGE?
DON'T TELL ME WE WERE MEANT TO COME HERE FIRST}~
"Yup". SAGE replies.
He flips his body and places his hands under his head.
Looking straight at MONOGATARI, who wasn't looking too happy.
"Common, it's nothing serious. It's the fun you asked for". SAGE adds.
All 3 gods stopped immediately.
"∆~{NOPE.
WE AREN'T STEPPING IN THAT WEIRD REALM WITH YOU
WE SAID SIMULTANEOUSLY}~∆"
"Alright SAGE, spill the beans. Why are we heading to his realm?" SPEEDY asks.
~{WHAT HE SAID.
AND WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY, THIS IS WHERE I'M MEANT TO HAVE FUN?
YOU KNOW I'M ONLY GOING TO END UP FIGHTING THAT FOOL IN THERE}~
∆ Well, I might as well just tag along. It's been a while since I've checked the flow of time within that REALM ∆
TIM floats to where SAGE was.
Standing with his back to SPEEDY and MONOGATARI.
With their mouth dropped to their foot in disbelief.
"Shit. We're already being affected by his PASSIVE". SPEEDY says rolling up his mouth.
...
~{WITH MY MOUTH BACK IN PLACE.
THIS ISN'T FUNNY TIM.
YOU LITERALLY BETRAYED US JUST NOW}~
∆ DUH. I got work to do. ∆ TIM replies, trying his very best not to laugh.
~{HA.
VERY FUNNY.
SAGE.
ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS.
YOUR REPLY WILL DETERMINE IF I'M FOLLOWING YOU IN THERE OR NOT.
NOT LIKE I'LL STEP MY FOOT INTO THAT WARPED REALM}~
SAGE who was unable to hold back his own laughter, began laughing heavily.
"HAHAHAHA... You both are beyond funny. Hehe. Alright alright". He replies. "Would you look at that. It's PION 4. 1 more till my meeting with DECEIT". He adds peeping at both of their faces.
They weren't smiling.
Their facial expressions screamed, do you want us to dip your head into a REALM filled with nothing but the smell of dead rats.
SAGE who got the MESSAGE couldn't stop himself again.
"HAHAHAHA... Sorry sorry. Wasn't really trying to threaten you. After all, you both are stronger than she is".
He sat down where he was and began explaining what had happened.
...
Going back to before SAGE and MONOGATARI stepped into THE CONSOLE.
"BWOOM".
"Hope this will be fun for you... HAHA... Uhn?".
~{AH SHIT.
HIM?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?}~
"Nahhh, make that GAMING you". SAGE replies with a twisted smile.