SAGE stood 500 FRIS away from them with his arms in his pocket, as tiny paper planes flew around him.
"Stop flattering me". He says looking over his shoulder at the 3 GODS.
"And why are you hyping me up more than usual?"
~{COMMON.
STOP ACTING MEEK AND HUMBLE.
BE PROUD OF WHO YOU ARE SOMETIMES}~
"Pride comes before a fall, just in case you have forgotten". SAGE says looking at the paper planes which began multiplying.
They began flying around the other gods and filling the vast infinite space.
"On another note. AMÉ, please don't believe everything he just told you". He says now standing in front of AMÉ.
"Uhn? Wait, he was lying?" AMÉ asks in reply turning his head to his left, where THE GOD OF STORIES was speaking from.
"No no. Not really. He did exaggerate on some things".
SAGE approaches SPEEDY, who stayed afloat facing upwards as he laid down counting the paper planes.
"Oi!" He yells as SAGE was about stepping on his face, but instead stepped on two paper planes which carried him over SPEEDY.
Standing on both paper planes, he glides around the area they were.
"They're 3 things that were wrong". He says.
"One. I'm not above any other GOD OF SOMETHING TO COME. We're all the same. On that note, can you please stop calling me your little brother". He adds as he glided over SPEEDY.
With his body parallel to his.
"Nope. You're my little brother, wether you like it or not. Blegh". SPEEDY replies bringing out his tongue..
SAGE frowns, raising his body vertically, he zooms over SPEEDY'S face..
Leaving two deep parallel lines vertically across his face.
"Two. My PASSIVE doesn't actually give me full control of every god". He continues, as he glides vertically upwards.
"Really? Then that means there are gods who you can't switch off their abilities and PASSIVE... You should become the GOD OF LIES". AMÉ says turning to where MONOGATARI supposedly was.
~{WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
I REPLIED FROM UNDERNEATH HIM}~
Turning his gaze down in shock. "Why are you under me?"
~{JUST LISTEN}~
"Well, he isn't lying". SAGE replies as he stops his upward movement.
He begins to free fall head first.
AMÉ looks above him to listen properly, but to his surpise, SAGE was right there in his face.
"WOW!" He falls back..
SAGE simply stopped and glided over his body.
"Yes, I can turn off the abilities of any god. If I see it, feel it, hear it, sense it, read about it somewhere or told by some other god. No matter how tiny the details are, I will get the whole MESSAGE behind the ability and in return my PASSIVE protects me from them, while also giving me the ability to control the MESSAGE passed across by that ability. In other words..."
"You get complete control over the ability, being able to completely switch it off and on... But isn't that the same thing he said". AMÉ replies pointing underneath him.
~{WHAT ARE YOU POINT AT?
I SAID FROM HIS LEFT, PLAYING ROCK PAPER SCISSORS WITH SPEEDY}~
AMÉ opens his mouth in confusion. "When did you two start playing a GAME? And why didn't you tell me?"
"Listen to what SAGE is saying, we both already know what he's about to say". SPEEDY says as he played ROCK, smashing MONOGATARI'S scissors. "Hehe, told I was faster".
AMÉ couldn't believe he was about to not be in a game.
His urges to join them intensified.
Then all of a sudden the M on his chest became bigger, pinning him to where he laid down.
"Don't try to do anything that has to do with who you are. If you don't want to die". SPEEDY says as he shook his hand, ready to drop his next move.
"Don't pay attention to whatever those two are doing. I'm telling you this for your own good. I'm pretty sure, you don't come to the HALL OF GODS because you don't like ETON being in control of you". SAGE says as he glides to where SPEEDY and MONOGATARI were.
"CHOP".
He hits both of them on the centre of their heads with a karate chop.
"And yes, it's what he said, but he left out something, they're 3 idiots who bypass my PASSIVE. The only GODS OF SOMETHING TO COME capable of switching off their PASSIVES". He says as he glides vertically upside-down.
AMÉ sits up, looking upwards at SAGE. "3 GODS?" He asks.
"You really have never stepped out of your REALM. You know absolutely nothing". SPEEDY says.
~{NONTHING ANT ANLL}~
"CHOP".
"Yup. And those two idiots are part of the 3. They're called TIMERS". SAGE adds.
"TIMERS, I think I've heard that term before. Probably over 70 Billion PIONS ago". AMÉ says with his left hand on his chin.
"I bet that was the first and last time you stepped out of your REALM. Pfft".
~{NAH.
I THINK SOMEONE WHO VISITED HIM TOLD HIM.
PFFT}~
They both shifted their heads immediately after mocking AMÉ.
"SLASH... SLASH".
SAGE, who expected switched from giving them a karate chop to gliding in-between both of them.
Leaving SPEEDY with 3 vertical lines on his face and ...
~{PFFT.
MUHAHAHA
HOW I LOVE THIS...}~
"SLASH".
And a horizontal line went across his face.
"Pfft". AMÉ laughs.
"So who's the 3rd of the TIMERS?"
"~{UHN?}~"
~{SPEEDY AND I SAID SIMULTANEOUSLY}~
"It's TIM. THE GOD OF TIME. Should'nt that be obvious. DAMN he got a pea up there". SPEEDY says standing up then falling on his back.
"Oh. Sorry my bad. What I wanted to ask was, how are they able to bypass your PASSIVE?"
"Well, with them being the only GODS OF SOMETHING TO COME capable of existing, seeing, knowing and traveling through every single time frame, from the smallest fraction to the Infinite PIONS to come once their PASSIVES were active. They ended up with the ability to turn off their PASSIVES". SAGE replies stepping off the paper planes and waving them bye.
"Well, they were a nuisance to everyone after all, poking into every story, time frame and place, really annoying. I bet your fight with SPEEDY made you realize just how annoying he was. Luckily for you he was only using part of his PASSIVE".
"WHAT!?" AMÉ shouts in shock, turning his gaze towards SPEEDY.
SPEEDY began moving like a pendulum, while MONOGATARI pushed his head.
"Are you sure about that?" AMÉ says turning back to SAGE.
"Don't mind their immature nature. They're only messing with you. Well, to tell you the truth, I actually can switch off their PASSIVE, which is what I did to stop you two. But with the TIMERS who can switch off and switch on their PASSIVES, what do you think will happen when I switch it off?" SAGE says turning his back to AMÉ.
"They can simply switch it on, because they can switch off their PASSIVES, something no other god can do".
"Exactly. And that is why we are in my REALM".
"Uhn?" AMÉ replies with his eyes wide open. "Wait a minute. WORLD OF MESSAGES! How did I not realize this was your REALM".
"CLAP".
"~{WE SLAPPED OUR FACES IN UTTER DISBELIEF}~"