"I'm here for my little brother".
UHN?
"Got a problem with that?"
I asked with my left eyebrow raised
YOUR LITTLE BROTHER?
PFFTHAHAHA.
YOU DON'T MEAN SAGE, DO YOU?
WAIT...
YOU ACTUALLY MEAN SAGE
NO WAY.
...
"Don't bother checking. Anyways, I'm here yo check why he's been in one. GOD REALM for over 3 PIONS".
WELL AS YOU CAN SEE. WE'RE CURRENTLY IN AMÉ'S GAME.
SO...
"Yea. The thing is, SAGE can. leave here whenever he wants. His PASSIVE should have already broken. through the GAME STORY MODE and all of AMÉ'S tricks".
With my hand on my chin, I stood still trying to understand why he still hasn't delivered the message from THE HALL OF GODS to AMÉ.
"Oh well. I guess he wants to head straight for DECEIT once he's done here".
WHAT?
NOPE.
IF THAT'S HIS PLAN THEN HE CAN COUNT ME OUT.
I'M NOT GOING TO PEEK NOR STEP EVEN A DOT OF MYSELF INTO THAT REALM.
"Hehe".
WHAT'S FUNNY.
"Nothing. It's just funny how much you despise being in her presence".
WELL... WHY EXACTLY DID YOU COME HERE?
"Oh, yes. One to check on why my little brother was being held captive by AMÉ".
HE ISN'T BEING HELD CAPTIVE THOUGH.
"Are you saying I don't know what that idiot gamer's PASSIVE does".
I replied raising both my eyebrows.
"This is actually fun... Anyways, the second reason is WIS..."
SO I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.
"Of course you were right. You're THE GOD OF STORIES. Duh... Anyways, don't cut me short again".
He looked at me with an uninterested expression on his 3 lined faces.
WILL YOU JUST STOP IT AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE 3RD REASON.
"Oh, sure. But I bet you already know the 3rd reason. After all, it's your fault".
MY FAULT?
"Don't act dumb. I'm talking about THAT GOD. He's moving again. And I think we both know who could have made him move before his time was up".
I replied, looking at him with the side of my left eye, having my eyebrow up.
THAT'S A SERIOUS ACCUSATION YOU'RE LAYING THERE SPEEDY.
"Is it though. Is it?"
I asked repeating the same facial expression but with my right, as I now stood in front of him... in back...
Nevermind, he's just 3 lines floating in space, he literally has no front or back.
CHILL OUT WITH GIVING THEM DETAILS.
"Them? Who's them?"
NEVERMIND.
"I never did. Anyways, WIS and JUSTICE and yes, even ETON had to do some sweet talking and planning. to make him stop. You should be happy".
WELL, GOOD FOR EVERY GOD RIGHT?
"Good for who? Don't you understand what this means?"
WHAT DOES IT MEAN.
GO ON.
TELL ME, I'M ALL EARS.
"You don't even have ears". I replied with a look of disgust.
JUST SPEAK FAST.
"Don't worry. AMÉ is too slow to step outside the story. And time doesn't exist outside the story, so we're cool".
YOU'RE REALLY ARE UNDERESTIMATING AMÉ.
THE MOMENT HE TAKES THIS AS A CHALLENGE AND A GAME.
WELL, I'LL SAY MAY THE GODS BE WITH YOU.
"Sure. Anyways, WIS and ETON estimated he'll get impatient in about 50 to 100 PIONS. I'm sure you understand what this means,".
WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT LIKE I'M THE REASON BEHIND HIS SLOW PACE.
"Because you are. You're the very reason my little brother is performing less than he usually does. And WIS is really pissed. Who wouldn't be. How could he have only gone to 4 GOD REALMS in 8 PIONS going 9. JUST 4!"
BLAME THE GOD OF MARTIAL ARTS FOR KILLING SAGE FOR ONE WHOLE PION 3 TRILLION TIMES.
"Oh, don't worry. I already gave him a piece of my mind. And I'm about to do that to AMÉ soon".
MEANING WE'RE DONE HERE.
"Yes. Just know, we're running out of time and that's mainly because of you".
I said pointing my right index at him like a gun.
I began to appear everywhere and nowhere outside the story at the same time.
"I have to go see or should I say save my LITTLE BROTHER now. I'll see you on the other side MONOGATARI"
NO ONE HAS CALLED ME THAT IN AGES.
SPEEDY, YOU... AHH.
I REALLY HATE THAT GUY...
UHN?
A CRACK...
"SPEEDYYYYYYY... WHERE IS HE?"
HE JUST WENT BACK.
YOU ALL ARE INVADING MY PRI...
AND HE'S GONE.
THIS TIME IT WAS AMÉ WHO BROKE OUT OF THE STORY.
NOW HE'S TAKEN THIS AS A CHALLENGE.
WELL I MUST SAY... SPEEDY, YOU ARE COOKED.
MAY THE GODS BE WITH YOU}~
"Wow. That was close" SPEEDY. says as he dodge a PIXILATING punch from AMÉ, which erased the spot he was from existence.
Causing the pixels that make up that part to destroy and fade away.
Smiling at AMÉ who had just missed. "Hehe. Don't try too hard AMÉ".
Looking at AMÉ who was now floating in front of him.
"You look really pissed AMÉ. Do you hate interruptions to your games that much. Pfft, how childish. You should be with THE GOD OF IMMATURITY". SAGE adds with a smirk.
"You really are getting on my nerves.,. SPEEDY. Step out of my REALM before I actually kill you". AMÉ said as the green pixel dots in his face turned red.
"Wow, how scary". SPEEDY said as he instantly appears in front of AMÉ'S face.
"Let me tell you something AMÉ. Just because you managed to step out of the story once, don't think nor dream of the idea that you can match THE GOD OF SPEEEEEEEDDDYYYYY".