I put on the tiara and grabbed the lasso before hopping out the window, flying out to ready to take on the Marvel Universe in my unique way.
Only for me to fall on the dumpster alley next to my window,
Should have practiced, I only have Wonder Woman's powers, not her experience.
In the alleyway, Diana was sprawled out on the ground in a comical stance, her rear end sticking up in the air.
At least I confirmed that I have high durability.
Diana's face was planted against the grimy pavement of the alley, her body contorted in an embarrassing position. Suddenly, a man appeared and stopped dead in his tracks, his eyes fixated on Diana's exposed derriere. She struggled to get up, cursing her lack of experience using her powers in public. "Note to self," she muttered, "practice before parading around town with my butt on display."
"Well, well that is a fine ass"
Here comes the noobie Noname canon fodder villain.
As she got onto her hands and knees, the man towered over her with a smug grin. But as soon as she lifted her head, he reached for his zipper. Suddenly, he let out a yelp and doubled over in agony - Diana had given his balls a good squeeze. As she rose to her feet, the man crumbled to the ground, clutching his crotch in defeat.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Diana inched closer, her fierce determination contrasting with the man's trembling frame. Tears streamed down his face as he stumbled backward, but he couldn't outrun her superhuman speed. She easily caught up to him and pressed her foot onto his chest, pinning him down with ease. In any other context, a man would have been mesmerized by her stunning figure and lethal beauty. But in this bizarre situation, she resembled a goddess of death come to claim her next victim.
"If I ever see you again, I swear I will hunt you down" Diana spoke in a cold voice.
"Now scram!"
In a flash, the man darted off into the night, leaving behind only a faint scream that echoed through the alleyway. She grinned mischievously and quickly leaped back into her cozy apartment through the open window, just in time for the arrival of the curious police and nosy neighbors.