Chapter 29 - Monkey Cat

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I arrive back at the Inn, its not very cround, tho there is a group of people at the right end of the room that are playing some card game. I walk pass the counter, if thought I would see the barman bitch but no, apparantly he went home crying. Now there's a...a monkey ? No wait...a cat ?

The fuck is that ?

" Yo little things ! What are you ? " I ask

" Hmm ?? " the creature turn his head to my direction

" Yeah like, what are you ? A monkey cat ? A cat monkey ?? "

" What ? Your gonna laugh at me ? Your gonna judge me because I'm small ?? Because I look different !? " he says

I mean he is small, different ? Nah. Strange ? Yeah

" Your just fucking strange dude, I never seen something like you before. Like just tell what are you ? Really what are you ?" I ask

" I'm a subarian Nil-har ! Now leave me alone I'm working " he answer

" Putting bottle on shelf doesn't seem like work " I say

" Well Its my work ! Its the work of every bartender in any bar or Inn that has a bar " he respond with a smirk

" Aren't you suppose to pur drink to people that demand it ? " I say

" Yeah but not for you " he respond

" And why is that ?? " I ask

" Because you look ugly " he says smirking

" Says the monkey " I respond

" I have a job, you don't seem to have one " he say

" I'm being pay for my talent. Your being pay to do nothing " I say

" At least I meet a lot of girl " he say proudly

" Yet you don't have any " I respond

Bro what the fuck ? He's clearly making it easy for me.

" Can you just leave me please...Its been a long night... " he says 

" Yeah but not until I have a drink " I respond

" Yeah yeah, how old are you ? " he ask

" Hmmm "

Shit ! If I tell him my name his gonna realize I'm not suppose to be here but in the army. Shit how long is the army shit ?!

" So ? Your not old enough ? Wait, you do look old enought to join- "

I jump behind the counter and grab him by the neck, pulling both of us on the floor not to be seen.

" Fucking idiot ! Listen there ! I may have not do my army service, or whatever its call but it doesn't mean I'm not cable of beating the shit out of you if you say anything to anyone. This stays between us or your gonna take this info into you grave. Got it ? "

The monkey cat look at me terrifie and can only nod his head rapidly. I release him slowly waiting to go back into struggaling him but he doesn't scream he just look scare.

Thats good

" Now fucking give me a drink " I say

I get back into the place I was before and he clean his suit, he doesn't look at me in fear, sometimes he check on me to see If I'm not going to jump right back on him. The way he just climb on shell and put bottle? Just all of his action are funny, like he looks...I don't know.

" Hey ! Monkey cat ! Serve us more drink ! " one yell

" Yeah ! " they all yell

" Okay... " the monkey cat answer

" And don't spill any of them !! " one yell

" right... " he whisper

He pur me a drink of some transparent alcohol and then prepare the other ones. The glass is pretty small and I don't think it will I take a sip out of it and it burn my mouth, my throat and my tongue.

The...what the fuck is that !? He pur me poison or something.

As I'm about to punch the little bitch on the back I see him puring the same poison he gave me onto another glass. He then went to give it to the table at the end, placing the plate of drink on its two hand and over his head. They took they drink fast, on took the poison stuff and drink it in one go.

I do the same, the drink is now hurting even more of my inside but I can't let anyone see I can't handle a simple drink !

The monkey came right back into the bar and look at me like I want another drink.

" Nah, I don't want another one, I'm just gonna go to sleep " I say

" Okay...have a nice night... "

" Thanks ? " I say

The fuck is wrong with this bitch ? This dude don't even look like he wants to try and be stronger ! What a shame, a fucking shame of a worm.

I go to the chamber, as I open the door I immidiately see all the book on the ground, the nerd most have took our order a little too far. But at least we'll know more about those culte exterminater. Damm I do find new cool name for them !

I go to my bed, not finding Roki on it, which is great since I would have thrown out of my bed. I'm about to jump on my bed when I see a shadow passing through the light coming from the open door.

I look immidietely to the door, no one has try to enter. I go close it and see that Mabel did return and is now sleeping too. Lucky one.

I close the door wondering if Mabel just arrive at the same moment as me and made it look like I arrive late. So he was the shadow, now thats a bitch move Mabel, a very bitch move. I'm gonna get you for that !

I then made sure the door is clearly lock and jump on my bed to sleep. I still hear the people downstair calling and calling the monkey over and over again. Its starting to get on my nerve, those people can't just close their fucking asshole they call mouth to stop the shit from coming out of it !

Fucking let me sleep !!