"Daniel Crump, you've truly gone too far this time. You're merely at the 7th stage of Qi condensation, and you dare try to date my girlfriend? Hmph! Toad lusting after swan meat."
"I, Michael Helden of Divine Mountain High School, will firmly put an end to you as of right now!"
Daniel Crump, a 19-year-old super senior who failed to graduate due to his obvious lack of talent, had brainlessly decided to hit on one of the top jade beauties of Divine Mountain High School. Unfortunately for him, he didn't know that Jade Beauty #201 was actually the girlfriend of Michael Helden, a semi-important side character inside this world!
Daniel Crump sneered and said, "Is it my fault you happened to see me masturbating whilst simultaneously confessing to her? If you knew what was good for you, then you would have simply walked away, but you kept watching me masturbate until I passed out. You even thought you saw a sight so horrific that you reported me to the police!"
Michael Helden was at a loss for words! The utter lack of embarrassment Daniel Crump had was enough to change one's view of human nature itself!
"Enough! If you wish to fight me, then so be it! I, Daniel Crump, never back down from a fight!". Daniel Crump suddenly lunged at Michael Helden, pinning him to the ground!
Michael Helden, being taken by surprise, was caught off guard and tried to throw Daniel Crump off him, but failed! As the two wrestled, they tore each other's clothes off!
As the fight continued, a small crowd began to form and started to comment on what was happening!
"What is going on here? Why are two gay men doing such intimate acts out in public?"
"Hey, wait, I recognize one of them! It's Michael Helden, the top soccer player at Divine Mountain High School!"
"Gasp, doesn't he have a girlfriend? Is there a secret love triangle?"
Michael Helden, starting to become flustered by the crowd, decided to force Daniel Crump and himself further away from school grounds!
As the fight continued, Daniel Crump accidentally slammed the both of them out on a crosswalk! Unfortunately, right at that moment, the lights turned red, and a truck driver immediately drove towards them!
*BANG!*
Daniel Crump and Michael Helden immediately turned into a puddle of blood! They were both dead!