(Third Person POV) Location: Wano (A Few Days Later)
Finally getting a few days off, Crow, Uta, and Ulti went to see their doctor to discover the gender of their kids. Once they got to their destination, they were immediately checked in and taken to a room.
After a few minutes, a tired female Bat Mink, wearing a white coat and holding a large bottle of whiskey in her right hand, entered the room, raising a few eyebrows.
'She looks shitter than usual' Crow quirked an eyebrow at the Mink. "Hey, Kin. Long day?" he asked, eyeing the bottle.
The Mink snorted. "Understatement of the year, Lord Crow," she sighed before taking a big swig of her drink and putting the bottle on the counter left of her. "Alright, let's make this fucking quick," she looked at Uta and Ulti. "Alright, can you two lift your shirts slightly above your stomach for me?" both girls lifted their shirts, exposing their swelling stomachs.
The doctor gently placed her hands on their abdomens and made a clicking sound, which confused the Lunarian for a moment, but he quickly figured out what she was doing.
'Almost forgot bats could use echolocation,' Crow thought with amusement.
Out of all the applications of how Echolocation could be used, he never thought of using it for ultrasonography.
"Well, I'll be damned," the doctor said after a few moments of silence.
"Is there something wrong?" Uta asked with a worried tone.
The doctor smiled at her. "Not all, Lady Uta. It's just that... you're pregnant with triples," the woman then looked at Ulti. "And you're pregnant with twins," she revealed, shocking the trio.
"Holy shit..." Crow let out lowly.
Well, he certainly wasn't fucking expecting that.
"Babe..." Ulti said, looking at him.
Crow looked at her. "Yeah?"
"Is your dick magical?" that question caused everyone to chuckle.
"I don't, maybe," the Lunarian answered after he stopped laughing. "Perhaps it's a Lunarian thing or just extreme luck. Either way, I'm not complaining since we just grew our family by five more members," he said with a smile.
Now that he thought about it...what if Yamato, by some miracle, is also pregnant with more than one kid, and if so, how many would she have?
Crow wouldn't be surprised if she ended up having a litter of kids if his luck continued like this, not that he would be complaining, of course. He always wanted a big family.
"Would you three like to know the gender of your little ones?" the doctor asked after getting over what Ulti said, and they nodded. "Alright, let's see..." The doctor concentrated on her task and made another clicking sound. "For Lady Uta, she's with two boys and one girl. As for Lady Ulti, she's with two boys," she said after a few moments of silence.
'Team boys for the win!!' Crow exclaimed in excitement and was mentally celebrating.
Don't get him wrong; he has nothing against having daughters, as he'll love them just like his boys. He just prefers having sons, and that's just a preference, nothing more, nothing less.
"Awesome," Uta said, grinning.
Like Crow, the singer preferred having boys but was happy to know she'd also have a daughter.
Plus, when their daughter becomes a teenager, it would be amusing to see Crow become an overprotective father and scare the utter living shit out of any boy who would dare approaches their daughter. It'd be quite the show, in her opinion.
"Awe, no fair!" Ulti whined indignantly. "I want a daughter too!"
The Oni had no preferences towards either gender. However, she found it unfair that the singer would get both and she wouldn't!
Crow and Uta rolled their eyes in amusement and chuckled at the Oni's misery.
Crow looked at her. "We can try for a girl after the boys are born," he said, compromising with the Oni, which had an immediate effect as the girl beamed brightly.
"Yay!" the Oni squealed and kissed the Lunarian's cheek. "You're the best."
"Kiss ass," Crow snorted and looked back at the doctor, ignoring the pout Ulti was giving him.
"Rude!!"
"So when's the due date?" the Lunarian asked the doctor, still ignoring Ulti.
"Let's see..." The mink sighed heavily in annoyance, took a folder out from her coat, and read it. "For Lady Uta, it should be December 26th. As for Lady Ulti, it should be April 3rd. Will that be all?" the mink asked rudely and impatiently, earning a glare from Uta and Ulti.
Crow inwardly frowned at the mink. "Yeah, that will be all."
"Fucking finally," the mink said before grabbing her bottle of whiskey and leaving the room.
"Well, she was pleasant, as usual," Uta sarcastically remarked.
"She was a cunt," Ulti spat out venomously.
Crow shrugged. "Eh. Not one of her worst moods," he looked at his girlfriends. "Well, let's get out of here."
(Timeskip)
Once the trio got back home, they began to discuss possible baby names, and so far, that hasn't been going so well, as they were still stuck on names for the firstborns.
"What about Andy for a boy?" Uta suggested for what seemed the millionth time, and Ulti looked at her, horrified.
"ANDY! ANDY! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET YOUR SON MADE FUN OF!" Ulti exclaimed indignantly.
"What's wrong with the name?"
"The question is, what isn't wrong with the name? It's bland, basic as fuck, and overused," the Oni pointed out, and Uta was inclined to agree. "Our boys shall only be given badass names like Rex."
Uta scoffed. "Another dinosaur name, how original."
Ulti narrowed her eyes at the singer. "Fuck you, dinosaurs are awesome!!!"
"I'm not saying that they aren't," Uta sighed and looked at Crow, who looked deep in thought. "Babe?"
Crow, broken out of his thoughts, looked at his lovers. "Yeah, what's up?"
"Have you figured out any names for the boys?"
The Lunarian slowly nodded. "Oh yeah...For my and Uta's kids, our firstborn son will be named Ragnarok. Our second son will be named Fenrir, and our daughter will be named Genesis. As for Ulti and my kids, the firstborn boy will be called Jormungandr, and the second will be named Odin," he finished. "Thoughts?"
Both girls smiled and approved of the names as they were better than anything they could come up with.
"Well, I don't know about Ulti, but I like them," Uta said with a loving and playful tone.
Ulti glared at her. "Hey! I like them too!"
"So, how did you come up with the names?" Uta asked curiously, ignoring Ulti's outburst
The Lunarian shrugged. "Don't know. I guess they just...came to me, if that makes sense."
Uta nodded. "It does."
The singer could understand what the Lunarian meant by that, as it happened with her often when it came to songwriting.
One moment, she didn't know what the lyrics of her songs would be; the next, she finished multiple sheets worth of songs.
It was strange how the mind worked at times.
Before anyone could say anything, Page kicked the door open.
"Seriously?! What's up with you two in kicking in our door?!" Uta exclaimed in annoyance.
"I'm surprised we haven't had to replace it yet," Crow commented with an amused tone.
"So, did we win the bet?" Page asked the Lunarian, ignoring his and Uta's comments.
"What bet?" Ulti asked curiously.
Crow looked at her. "Me, Page, King, and a good majority of the Crew made a bet on the kids' genders. Twenty-five percent bet both of you would be pregnant with boys. Twenty percent on both being girls and ten on both genders," Crow answered her and then looked back at Page. "And yes, we won."
"Fuck yeah!!!" Page threw his fist into the air in victory and then abruptly ran out of the apartment, most likely on his way to collect their reward money.
"Which one did you guys bet on?" Uta asked after a second of silence.
"Both genders," Crow replied. "Originally, I was gonna go with both of them being boys, but I had a hunch it would end up being both, so I got Page in on the bet."
"Oh ok, how much did you both bet?"
"It's better if you don't know..." Crow said after a moment of contemplating on whether he should tell her or not.
"Yeah, you're probably right," Uta sighed, agreeing with her boyfriend as the probability of her getting a heart attack was high if his demeanor was anything to go off of, and she really didn't need one of those, especially while she was pregnant.
"Well, with the baby naming out of the way, I'm gonna check on Yamato," he announced and got off the couch.
"Tell her I said hi!"
"Tell her I said she's a bitch!"
Crow looked at Uta. "I will," he then looked at Ulti. "And do I need to punish you later for your unnecessary rudeness?" Ulti visibly shivered at his question.
"N-No," she stammered, making Crow smirk.
"Then no name-calling, Yamato," he said with a stern tone. "You two don't need to buddy-buddy, but I expect you two to be at least amicable while I'm around, understood?" she nodded. "Good," he gave both girls a quick kiss. "See you guys later," he made his way out of the apartment.
"Whipped," Uta said after the door to their apartment closed with an amused tone.
Ulti glared at the singer. "Fuck you, you are too!"
End.
Hopefully, I got the due dates right. If not, I'm sure someone will tell me in the comments.
As for the baby names, I have a thing for Norse and Greek mythology, so if guys have a problem with the names, too bad.
However, if you would like to suggest names for Crow and Yamato's kids, feel free to do so in the comment!