Years passed and not much happened after I was dragged to be tortured into my very own torture chamber with Deadpool and the cultivator named Lia Peng.
Lia seemed to be the only one to be tortured as Wade kept talking and spilling some personal secrets I could have lived without and I just turned off my concept of pain and suffering.
Our salvation came in the form of my angelic daughter who suddenly became very interested in having a maid. Apparently being a maid is more punishment than being tortured and we were let go while Lia was put into strict maid training by my wife.
I didn't know exactly what this training was but Lia seemed more exhausted and fearful by the training than she ever was when being tortured. And after two gruesome years, my daughter finally got her maid and everything returned to how it was before Lia came to this universe.
Wade was still as annoying as ever but I got used to it after having shared a cell with him for a while. Apparently, it was Lia who saved him from becoming a zombie while she was looking for traces of me and that's how they got to this universe.
It was 2012 again and I would have to watch the Chitari invasion again, only this time there were dozens of characters from other realities walking on this earth. Some would argue that because of that, the destruction and death won't be so high but I think it was going to be the exact opposite. With so many powerful beings competing for who would get the next kill, the destruction was going to be a lot greater.
And true to my speculations, Gojo joined the fight when he felt the space stone being involved and destroyed the whole city. The space stone would undoubtedly help him to improve his limitless even further and despite being often seen as a hero, people from JJK rarely cared about collateral damage when fighting.
There were even some unknown characters who saw the invasion as a perfect opportunity to get advanced technology, souls, and other stuff. For a brief moment, New York became a paradise for necromancers.
The whole world was watching worriedly as their possible allies destroyed New York. Hydra, Shield, and the World Council, all created one file after another on the strange and unknown characters. Over the years, they actually managed to capture or recruit some of them and had gotten a bit of information out of them.
By now they all knew of different realities and a mysterious bar that could connect them all but they still hadn't found it. At least, that was until now.
While everyone was still fighting, a certain redhead came across a random door just standing in a parking space.
"Director, I think I found the door. Shall I go in and investigate?" Black Widow said to the transmitter in her ear.
"I've got your location, go in before the door disappears again. I will send backup but don't count on them, we can't know if the door will still be there." Fury instructed.
Natasha gulped when she recalled the file she saw on this location and opened the door. The inside was not what she was expecting, I looked rather normal with the exception of a few muscle freaks posing on a stage.
These weren't just your typical fitness freaks but guys whose muscles, muscles had muscles. They all looked more like the Hulk than the Hulk himself.
"Director, are you seeing this?" she whispered.
No answer.
Natasha inwardly cursed as she walked to the bartender to do her job like usual, meaning seduction as a means to get information. She was already wearing skin-tight clothes and was very confident in her body and the skills she learned through experience, so she was confident she would at least get some information on this place from the bartender.
She walked over to the bar with a strong swing in her hip and produced as much noise with her heels as possible to get attention. Just like she expected, many turned their heads to her and began appreciating her curves but for some reason, they also grew strangely silent and distanced themselves from her but she didn't care, they weren't her target anyway.
"Hello and welcome to Location-Not Found, you must be new here. Since you are new here, the first order is on the house." The bartender said to her without even looking at her.
Slightly annoyed, Natasha bent over to show as much cleavage as possible and tried to make the bartender look at her.
"What do you think would suit me? I will take anything you will recommend." She said seductively, not noticing that some customers were silently slipping away, afraid of what might happen. This was not the first time some woman tried to flirt with the bar owner who also worked as a bartender and most of them ended miserably.
With a quick glance, the bartender decided what would suit her personality the best.
"I have some very special water, would you like some?" he said without caring about her meetbags. Even if he wasn't married to a woman who had every pair of breasts in existence, he wouldn't be interested in a slut whose very job description was to fuck anyone to get information, how was that different from a prostitute?
Natasha on the other hand didn't notice the disdain in his voice as she became excited as she imagined what this special drink was going to be. She had seen files that described drinks that were just impossible for a human to understand and now she was going to get one of them. Normally she wouldn't drink anything her targets offered her but in this case, she needed to do it to progress in her mission.
"And what's so special about your water?" she asked seductively.
"It's sparkling water. It thinks it's special but in the end, it's just common water with a bit extra." He bluntly ruined her dreams of getting fucked by this powerful man as he not only insulted her in the worst way possible, he also ruined her mission in just a sentence.
Her face grew dark as she realized she was just called ordinary, a great insult for a woman who took so much pride in her looks and talents.
"Just give me a coke." She said as she tried to get her bearing back which was hard to do now that she was overly conscious about the snickering and mocking gazes of the other customers.