The entrance test was even less exciting than I thought it would be.
Instead of measuring talent and potential, they only cared about cultivation, making it easy for untalented but spoiled young masters to enter.
Low-ranking sects like this one only cared about power and influence instead of potential, which was also the reason why it would never be more than a low-ranking sect.
After confirming that everyone had the required cultivation to even take the test, we had to do the usual fights that I suspected were merely for entertainment value, and climbing the stairs.
During the fights, I made sure that Xiao Chen's opponents would not care about their lives or admission and fought dishonorably by kicking him in the nuts. After a few fights and several kicks to his unused family jewels, he even considered if joining the sect was worth being castrated, after all, he got everything he needed from his system but prevailed nonetheless.
During the stair test, the steps became strangely slippery, resulting in the participants falling on each other over and over again like some human domino game. The referee decided to intervene after he laughed enough and was getting annoyed.
That was how I joined my first sect. Like all other murder hobos, I was given a small cave to live in as well as some trashy pills that might as well have been stones. I was tempted to take over the sect and turn it into some demonic sect or sex cult. Even world domination wasn't off the table with how boring the world was.
For now, however, I would only cultivate and calm my chaotic energy. The turbulence had slightly lessened but it wasn't worth mentioning compared to before, I would have to go to several more realms before it would settle down.
I spent the next few days cultivating while also keeping a very close eye on my neighbor, who just so happened to be the victim of my recent pranks. While keeping an eye out for him was good, I was constantly being disturbed by some troublemakers coming to him.
I swear, if a protagonist was going to become a god in a week, on the first day the entire city was going to face destruction, the next day, the country, the day after that the continent, then the world, and so on.
While I was left completely alone by all trouble, even without my interference, my dear neighbor became enemies with some elders and senior disciples. He even won the heart of a beautiful senior sister who was the dream of all those core disciples.
By the end of my second week in this sect, I not only reached the peak of the third realm, I also got a pleasant surprise visit.
Apparently, the grandson of some elder drugged the senior sister Xiao Chen was fighting for with others but she managed to escape. By a stroke of genius, she thought Xiao Chen could help her, so she stumbled her drugged up as here.
Now normally, Xiao Chen would heroically help her relieve the effect of the drug and finally lose his virginity, sadly for him, the effect of the Essence of Lewdness was far greater than his luck, causing her to stumble into my cave and throw herself at me instead.
The essence made sure that I would always find someone to fuck when I felt like it and yes, I did feel like cucking my neighbor. He 'accidentally' saw us coming out of my abode together, coupled with the noise he had to hear the whole night, he was understandably furious, even if my new toy insisted that nothing happened.
A win-win, Xiao Chen looks like he ate shit while I got a bitch that was more than happy to return after the pleasure I gave her. Being the cuck that he was, Xiao Chen even decided to believe her and decided to be even more aggressive in his pursuit of her.
Was I weird for getting horny when I saw them cling together like lovers, knowing that I was going to fuck her a bit later just a few meters away from him?
I was preparing to enter the fourth realm, Qi Sensing, but since my demand for resources was hundreds of times higher than normal cultivators, I had to take a few herbs from my own garden in the Tower.
My previous 99 stages in the first realm not only made each future stage and realm much more powerful, it also demanded a fill of a large quantity of resources. So far, brute forcing my way through with infinite energy worked but that was only because the first three realms were about the body.
From now on, my cultivation would be much slower, I could already see myself staying in the same realm for millions of years in the future.
By the way, the realms for the mortal realm were;
Body Awakening, Body Refining, Body Tempering, Qi Sensing, Qi Gathering, Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Spiritual Sea, Purple Palace, Core Creation, Core Refinement, Nascent Soul, Soul Refinement, Soul Transformation, Integration, Void Return. Tribulation Transcendence, and Ascension.
After that were the Immortal and Divine realms but that was for much later.