Joining Olympus was easy, not because they were welcoming to strangers but because I brainwashed every God, Titan, and Primordial and implanted myself into their minds.
I didn't dwell on the fact that I could now mind fuck gods with absolute ease because I was too busy enjoying Olympus' most recent orgy. It was during Camp Half-Blood's field trip to Olympus and Luke stole the Master Bolt and the Helm of Darkness but the gods were too busy fucking each other.
I couldn't blame them if you are a bored god and have experience of millions of years, even a first-timer would fall into the pleasure of these sex fiends. I myself loved being milked dry by Aphrodite or her handmaidens, the Charites, they were just so good. Thought, I did get glared at by Ares for doing his bitch.
Almost the whole Pantheon was enjoying each other's bodies, the only ones not getting any action were Hephaestus, the virgin goddesses, Hera, Hades, and Persephone, each for their own reason. Hephaestus was too depressed watching his wife get railed by three gods at a time, Hera wasn't getting any attention from Zeus, Persephone was absolutely loyal, Hades wouldn't dare touch another woman when his wife was watching his every move, and the virgin goddesses were obvious why.
Even goddesses like Demeter who used to throw a tantrum about being raped and Nymphs who always ran from the love-sick gods could be seen naked on top of each other.
The divine orgy aside, I was fully aware that they were on the brink of civil war due to the son of Hermes who was now in the Throne room. Naturally, I wasn't going to do anything about it, in fact, I was happy to help and even the field.
How was it fair that only Zeus and Hades got their symbol of power stolen, there was no special treatment for Poseidon just because he was Percy's father, it had nothing to do with the fact that he cockblocked me from one of his Oceanids.
Just like that, Poseidon's Trident mysteriously appeared in the Throne room. After the short distraction, I went back to nailing everything that moved, I think I even nailed some monsters at some point but I wasn't paying attention to their faces, so what do I know?
Gods didn't care for things like blood relation, consent, and race and I decided I wouldn't either for the duration of my stay here. I was going to fuck the virgin goddesses, some humans, and even some demigods once I visited the camps.
You heard me right, plural, Camp Half-Blood and the Greek Pantheon was just the start, once I had my fun here I would go to their Roman counterpart, the Egyptian Pantheon, and the Norse Pantheon. This was a vacation after all and I was going to enjoy it to its fullest, becoming Omnipotent was so exhausting.
The Orgy was abruptly stopped on the second day when Zeus noticed his missing electric anal plug, ahem, I mean Master Bolt. He was in no mood for sex after that and being the asshole he was, we weren't allowed to continue having sex either.
I watched in amusement as the panic spread as Poseidon revealed his Trident missing, Hades eventually also caved under peer pressure and told them about his missing helmet as well. At this point, the whole Mountain was in chaos as everyone was looking for the stolen items, to no avail.
Unlike how it would have gone without my intervention, all the symbols of power were missing and Zeus was even more paranoid than ever but since Hades wasn't known for being popular and didn't have any children running around, he still accused Percy of stealing his shit.
Not sure if this was the Fates doing or if it was just Mr. Lightbulb's paranoia, either way, it was fun to watch.
How should I mess with the world next? Maybe create some hentai tentacle monster and release it to the world to hunt demigods and make them give birth to more tentacle monsters regardless of the demigod's gender, or maybe I could release some strange quests to the camps and make them kill each other. So many ways to make this vacation more fun.
For now, let's just visit the Underworld, I was curious how it fared against Leo's Underworld and I wanted to meet Hades and his wife in person, I had a rather good expression of both of them. One was one of the few good gods and the other was an extremely loyal wife, which was an achievement worth mentioning even to humans, not to mention gods who have lived for millions of years.
The gods that were loyal to their partner could be counted on one hand, even Hera would cheat on Zeus if it didn't mean losing her status as a goddess due to her divinity of marriage and family.
The divinities these gods had were the embodiment of everything I didn't want to have in my divinity. They relied on faith, could still die, were restricted by their divinity like Hera, and were unbearably weak.
The only thing they had that I didn't have just yet was a divine form. Our forms were fundamentally different, my mortal form was flawless but Ares for example still had fire burning in his eyes or Zeus smelled like Ozone, and while I had a True Form, it was still different compared to their Divine Form.
It didn't bother me too much since I was pretty confident that I would also get my Divine Form once I consumed my next Essence, which by the way you guys still haven't figured out. I will give you a hint; it's energy-based and it's not the Essence of the Archmage.