Having gone through all that sh* t in the tribulation, all I can think about as I sat on the ground was the fact that my test subjects were running away, too bad they still have some use as research subjects or canon fodder.
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After recapturing my escaped experiments, I find myself thinking about home. However messed up my family is it's where i call home and the marvelous and talented freaks of nature I'm" proud" to call family! I think. It's hard to keep my pride in them when I look back at all the crazy that had happened.
Such as how I found my little sister cheating on her husband with her beautiful master, now although Lilian Faust is know as the mother of alchemy in the empire as she surpassed her master after three years of tutelage, she still has a cloud like feel to her.back to point ,just as I was about to say anything else her husband walked in and joined them.
Looking at my baffled face, she simply said that she loved them both so how could she not marry them both and she said all this as she continued to f*ck them,with her master sucking off the husband as she gave her master a blowjob, and by the way her husband is actually a famous general..
At least that madness I can handle ,what I can't handle is my twin elder brothers with one being a skilled blacksmith and architect while the other a diviner and tutor at the academy.
Why would I rank them as such above a hedonistic Lilian, well it's simple really.
In order to make an equipment for a certain demoness who he might or might not like, he destroyed two demonic lands ,trapped their souls for a year as he roasted them over a flame he requested me to make which burnt away all this life's memories leaving behind an empty husk which would then be used as a power source, the weapon is now called the sacred artifact of the demon supreme, the greatest demonic cultivator of all time in this continent, "galacrapht" the growing weapon.now don't get me wrong, am happy for Johnathan but a weapon that steals people's cultivation for the user with little to no harm and grows with the user is pretty much a cheat.
As for my other brother Alex ,well since he and the prime minister are always crashing on each other and pretending that they hate each other, he's ended up doing a lot of things in secret such as wiping out the nobility of a certain country simply because they called the prime minister a slut, in his words, " I simply tweaked the trajectory of an asteroid to hit their castle " .surprisingly no kids died.
As for my parents they are weird but fine with my father as intelligent and lazy as ever and his three wives as boisterous and fun as ever. Now you're wondering why do they call me a bastard ,well that's simple, it's the word most of my enemies spout as they breath their last.