NOTE THAT SHORTS WON'T HAVE POINTS OF VIEW.
"Hey Gloom, I heard from Lyney you're an expert at getting rid of evidence, is that true?" Shimmer asked with an innocent smile on her face.
Gloom turned to her girlfriend with an unbothered expression, "What did you do?" She questioned ready to deal with whatever headache was going to occur.
A moment later, Shimmer brought Gloom to the 'crime scene' where there's stuff I can't possibly write down without puking, "...I wasn't expecting the one with the phd in law to do this." Gloom commented, pinching her nose to not smell the iron.
"And as the one with said phd, I can confirm that it's only illegal if you get caught." Shimmer corrected.
That made Gloom sigh in slight disappointment, "Fine, fine, I'll help you with this." She reluctantly agreed, "While I deal with the blood, get me a saw, a cleaver and a hammer." She instructed Shimmer.
With a salute, Shimmer ran off to get the requested tools, and meanwhile, Gloom took out her wand and a bag of sand.
10 Minutes Later.
"I'm ba- Wow you're already done?" Shimmer noted, seeing that all the blood was gone, "Where did you put it though?" She asked, confused as to what she did with it.
At that question, Gloom coughed in her hand, "There are some questions you should know better than asking you know?" She pointed out with a dangerous tone in her voice.
Shimmer looked to the side as she handed Gloom the tools she requested, "Perfect, now, turn around." Gloom instructed Shimmer.
As she turned around, Shimmer could her the horrible sounds of flesh being cut through, bones getting grinded and who knows what else.
"I'm done." Gloom called out, prompting Shimmer to turn around and see Gloom holding a bucket, "Where is the body?" Shimmer asked confused, "Turned it to chum, I'm going to fish." Gloom informed as she left for a river.
15 Minutes Later.
"This is the fifth piranha I caught..." Gloom muttered to herself as she put the carnivorous fish in a bucket.
As she kept fishing, Yanfei approached having noticed Gloom, "Hey are you fishing for piranhas?" She asked in curiosity.
"Oh uh, yeah." Gloom confirmed, trying to hide what she was using to fish, "You must be using pork, it's the second best bait after human flesh." Yanfei thought outloud causing Gloom to get concerned, "You would be surprised at how many murderers get rid of evidence with piranhas, after all it's not illegal if you don't get caught." Yanfei brought up.
Hearing the lawyer say basically what Shimmer said made Gloom look incredulous, "Anyways, I'll leave you to it, see you around." Yanfei said as she left, "...I should start foricing myself to like liquors..." Gloom muttered to herself as she kept on fishing.