Me:shoot i forgot to say merry chrismas today.....ah...
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"hello reader noysd here"as noysd wave at the reader
Me:heyo guys~this is your author
As a fat ugly guy show up and wave at you too
"wow even your editor isn't sugarcoating your appearance...."noysd said as he slap my belly
Me:hey don't do that you f@#&er
As the fat guy punch noysd in the groin
"SHIT!!"noysd shout as he fall to the ground while holding his punch groin
Me:anyway today is christmas sooooo...me and my editor make this skit of trash novel sooooo...trash talk my novel all you want...
As the f-i mean tropika wear his chistmas outfit
"shit...that hurt you know"as noysd recovered from the pain and wear the Christmas outfit too
Me:anyway where jeanne?shouldn't she be here by now?
Tropika said
"true.....anyway...ready up the saying alright..."noysd said to tropika
Me:fine...ahem
Both of them:merry christmas readers and thank you for the 13k view on this trash novel...thank you
"i'm here"as the door open by jeanne with her christmas outfit
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Wait you forg-
"sidenote..noysd here..this was at christmas when author post this sooo Bye reader~"as noysd wave at the readers
Wai-
To be continued