(morning 5:00 am)
the sun rising slowly in the east side bird chirping,sleeptalking idiot talking like a drunk rapist and a horde of rock that crumble and chicken being eaten by the walker and a tent got destroy by some walker
(me:....wait wake up you two!)
"wait...tent already being destroy!?...."noysd wake up and get out of his and look at haruka tent already torn apart
"....man my tent got destroy last night....you should not sleeptalk about getting rape you know..."haruka said as he throw the mug he was holding to the walker that destroy his tent
"ahem....we don't talk about that....that another future that gonna happen...ahem may 1st in shibuya....ahem"noysd said as he go back to his tent to get ready
"wait.....tomorrow is may...what do you mean by may 1st i gonn-
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(3 hour of haruka rambling about tomorrow)
"well i'm ready to go to shibuya...let's go haruka"noysd said as he do some stretches
"wait...tell what do you mean by may 1st i'm gonna be raped"haruka ask in a serious tone
"if you asking if it is a male...well kinda?"noysd said
"what do you mean kinda?"haruka ask
"have you watch futanari hentai?"noysd ask
"dude...you're literally me....of course I watch that shit..."haruka said a while having a flaahback
"hey HEY!get out of your flashback haruka"noysd said while slapping haruka
"OUCH! i'm back sheesh anyway what does futanari have to do with....oh"haruka finally realise
"yup....it the one of the most terrifying mess up thing happen to us...."noysd said as he put his hand on haruka shoulder while having his own flashback
"....man it still haunt me you know..anyway...i should probably should said this but....you should died there...that is if i didn't appear"noysd said
"what do you mean?"haruka ask
"well you see...because of my auto healing skill...i kinda heal you when i appear"noysd respond
"huh no wonder...when you suddenly appear all of my injuries heals...that explain everything"haruka said as he eat the chicken legs that he got from noysd inventory
"well...let me see my own stat when i'm in my prime"noysd said
"sur-"as haruka was about to say yes an explosion can be heard from a long distant....
"equip mask,change scent into soap scent....."noysd command
{DONE}system respond
"well haruka don't say noysd as my name...call me hyriot...ok"noysd said
"why?!"haruka said
"you'll know when she here"noysd said
"wha-"as haruka was about to say something a femenine voice can be heard
"haruka!"as the young woman show up while crying and running to him
".wait....kohaku!?
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Me:well hello readers....your fav fat guy is here...i guess...this chapter is a flashback sequence...that all i guess
Jeanne:what about me i didn't get say merry christmas last chapter
"meh it you fault being late anyway"noysd said
Jeanne:ignoring that let me sa-
Me:christmas day is over you know jeanne
Jeanne:heh...christmas month isn't over...so merry christmas everybody i hope god forgive you and everyone on this universe...amen
"well...go search padoru to have a tort-i mean have a great christmas month so merry christmas reader"noysd said as he bow
Me:yup search padoru a classic for christmas event
Me:sidenote this is in christmas last year...soo merry christmas and goodbye~~
To be continued