Conference Room, Watchtower
"Four ice villains staged simultaneous attacks and were easily apprehended, emphasis on the word easy" Batman announced grimly as he stood before a large screen on the conference room of the watchtower, only a few selected members in attendance.
"You suspect that something is going on behind the scenes?" Dinah Lance aka Black Canary asked with a raised eyebrow. She was an attractive young woman, with long blonde hair, blue eyes and a slender yet toned build.
The blonde bombshell was dressed in a black, one-piece bustier-leotard combination and blue jacket, frantically trying to keep the twin mountain of titflesh from popping out. Gray stockings perfectly accentuating her massive butt and thick thighs, with seams up the front and back
Black, heavy, calf-length boots adorned her feet, black fingerless gloves that go past the elbow to the biceps and a black choker finished her super heroine outfit.
Or according to Naruto, who was absent at the moment, her 'come and fuck me' outfit. That man really needed to understand the efficiency this outfit provided her with during combat.
"Not suspect, I know something is going on" Bruce Wayne replied flatly as he pointed to the screen. "The attacks had no targets; each and every strike seemed in favor of drawing attention of the Justice League. After a brief encounter, Killer Frost and Captain Cold were both sent to Belle Reve Penitentiary, Icicle Jr. to Juvenile facility and Mister Freeze to his usual cell in Arkham Asylum"
"I don't see anything suspicious about that" Superman interjected in a firm tone, wheels turning in his head to figure out what had Batman on edge about this whole scenario until … "Wait a minute…"
The Dark Knight nodded in approval when he witnessed the sudden flash of understanding in his Kryptonian friend's eyes. He was considered a genius even by his race's standard for a reason. It took him several hours of intense thinking and snooping around to get to that conclusion but Clark was able to figure out the entire scenario in just a few minutes.
"Exactly, Mister Freeze petitioned the court to be declared legally sane and Junior sued to be trailed as an adult. As a result, both await transport to Belle Reve which was their plan all along"
"I see, that is suspicious" Black Canary consented softly. "So what is our move?"
Usually meetings like these included the top three members of the League, meaning Superman, Wonder Woman and Batman. According to Batman, this mission directly related to the sidekicks and thus she was here as a representative of the team.
"I have information that the Terror Twins plans to stage an attack on the city of Louisiana, we can use Miss Martian's shape shifting abilities and have her transform into Tuppence Terror while Superboy impersonates Tommy Terror" the Dark Knight explained vaguely, earning nods of approval from the two Leaguers.
"Your plan is good, Spooky but it has a flaw" a familiar voice interjected from behind the dark vigilante. "Suppose the plan doesn't go as expected, how do you believe that two teenagers handle an entire prison of super villains by themselves?"
Batman, to his credit, did not give any reaction to the sudden appearance of the redhead beside the tenseness of his muscles and fists. It felt strangely … uncomfortable to have someone give him a taste of his own medicine.
"Aqualad and Red Tornado will be stationed outside the prison in case something unexpected happens" Bruce retorted pointedly as he turned to Paradox, only to blink when he found empty space behind him. Where the hell did that man go now?
"Neither of them is capable of handling an entire prison of super villains, even if they unite with Superboy and Miss Martian" Naruto stated flatly as he appeared behind a tense Dinah and placed a hand on her shoulder.
"Would you stop that!?" the blonde beauty snapped heatedly as she turned around in anger, ready to give the redheaded man a piece of her mind… only to find nothing but empty space. "I hate it when you do that!"
Not finding anything behind her, the voluptuous woman grumbled angrily and sat on her chair, only for her eyes to widen in shock when instead of a chair cushion, the fat cheeks of her massive booty met something fleshy beneath.
Her cheeks lit up in flames when hot air was blown over her ear, soon moving on to nibbling on her earlobe.
"Naruto!" Dinah stuttered in heated anger as she jumped from her chair and bopped the redhead on his head with a hard fist, earning a grumble from said Leaguer.
"What did you do that for!?"
"For being a pervert!"
"I am a pervert? You loaded that fat gorgeous ass on my lap, what was I supposed to do?" Naruto retorted with a pained grumble as he rubbed the bump on his head, all the while ignoring the way Batman and Superman were looking at the two of them.
"D-did you just call me f-fat!?"
"Where did you get that idea from?"
"You said fat ass a moment ago, you idiot!"
"And you conveniently ignored the 'gorgeous' part? What is with you women and your sensitivity to fatness anyway? I love it when they have fat in the right places"
"Why you…"
'This is going to take a while' the two founding members mused in deadpan as they watched the two argue, Naruto being his usual self and Black Canary desperately trying to ignore his double meaning words and prove that he was wrong.
Belle Reve, 1 Week Later
"My name is Amanda Waller, you are my prisoners and I am your warden" a big black woman announced firmly from atop a balcony, addressing the cons below her. "The collars you wear are custom designed to inhibit your specific Meta ability; that means no ice, no super strength"
Amanda had to wonder what exactly this new prisoner's actual powers were.
He was a tall, rough looking and bulky red haired man with red eyes that occasionally flashed red in an ominous fashion. Nothing beside his incredible muscular body tone and a single tattoo in the shape of a whirl and arrowhead stood out much.
The man had recently sprung up and made a name for himself in the criminal underworld. Within a single week, his acts of brutality and strict policy when it came to deals made him the undeclared scourge of the crime world.
Ironically, he was named Scourge by the media soon after.
He had only shown super strength and intelligence on media, thus his inhibitor collar was designed to inhibit his super strength. She just hoped that the collar could hold him back.
He had been caught by the combined effort of Superman and Martian Manhunter with support from Batman during one of his deals with the famous criminal lord Mr. Penguin. His super strength had even proven difficult for Superman to handle which worried her more than it should.
In the end, he was declared legally sane and sent here along Mister Freeze and Icicle Jr. He was as calm as one could be even when wearing the collar many criminal dreaded. Not a single flash of worry was visible on the man's visage.
"In addition, these collars can and will be used to discipline a con should he/she get out of line." Just to prove her point, Amanda pressed a button and watched as Mister Freeze and Icicle Jr. screamed in pain, dropping down to their knees. "At the slightest hint of trouble, this facility goes into lockdown"
'He barely paid any attention to the sparks flying around his neck' the black skinned warden mused in surprise as she recalled the unfazed expression of the redhead criminal while under the assault of the electrical current.
The only thing even remotely close to a reaction was the flash of annoyance in his crimson eyes as well as the gritting of his teeth. This man was dangerous. She needed to meet with the designers of the collars and order them to create a specific collar for Scourge.
Hearing a cough behind her, Amanda snapped out of her musings and cleared her throat before gesturing towards a bespectacled man behind her. "This is Dr. Hugo Strange"
"I am the prison's psychiatric and I promise you a sincere attempt at rehabilitation" the glasses-wearing man announced softly as he stepped forward, a fake smile of assurance and kindness visible on his lips.
"Because we know you types are all about sincerity"
Gallery, Watchtower
"Greetings Superman"
"Hello Diana, glad to see you back" Clark greeted politely as he shook hands with the Amazonian princess, while said princess looked around the gallery like she was lost. "How was your mission?"
"It was fine, thank you" Diana answered unsurely as she looked around with a confused look on her beautiful face. "Clark, have you seen Naruto by any chance?"
Now Superman knew something was serious. Diana was a very professional woman during her duties and thus using first name bases were off the list. If the black haired heroine was willing to use his given name, then it seemed she was asking as a friend rather than a fellow crime fighter.
"Why? Is something the matter?" he asked in a curious tone, heart racing in anxiety as he tried to come up with a way to escape this conversation.
The hardest came afterwards though.
The busty amazon shook her head, biting her lower lip in something akin to worry as she looked out the window towards planet Earth. "No, it's just … I haven't seen him for the last 7 days. Is he gone on an outer space mission that I didn't know about?"
'Damn you Bruce and double damn you Naruto! Why am I stuck explaining to her that her boyfriend is in prison and doesn't want her to know?' Clark mused depressingly as he tried to avoid Diana's gaze.
"I don't know if something needed his attention in outer space, Diana" he answered in a vague tone, hiding the guilt from mixing in with his words. "But I am sure he is fine"
"I am not worried about that redheaded idiot! He is Naruto, I doubt the Olympian deities will be able to keep that infernal man down" Diana retorted with a scoff as she crossed her hands over a pair of massive tits, eyes even more worried than ever.
Superman was not convinced in the slightest as he raised an eyebrow. "Then, why are you searching for him?"
A snicker almost forced itself out of his lips when Diana tensed and increased the force of her scowl. "He had promised to take me out for some Ice cream."
So that was her excuse for being worried? By Rao, she was too easy to figure out and trap. "Then, I can take you to Ice cream or even bring you some from my town if that is the case"
A dark blush graced her lovely cheeks as she tried to come up with an answer. "I am not in the mood now"
The young Kryptonian smiled in understanding as he placed a calm hand on the Amazonian princess's shoulder. "Don't worry Diana, he will be back. As you said, he is Naruto, if there is someone who could take on the entire world by himself and emerge unharmed, it is that guy"
"I am going to kill you when I get my hands on you, you infernal, lecherous man!" the busty Amazonian princess muttered angrily as she took out her phone and tried to dial his number again but to no avail.
She had been trying endlessly to call him but everything possible way of connecting with him were either out of reach or blocked. Even his Justice League com-link was blocked for heaven's sake!
With those options out of the way, she had resorted to outright marching into his apartment and giving him a piece of her mind. She had found his apartment stripped of all things necessary for a comfortable life, meaning there was no furniture and other accessories that reminded her of that blasted redhead.
Seeing that scene had increased her worry a thousand fold. She had searched every possible location Naruto had ever been since their relationship but had found no trace of him anywhere.
By Zeus's beard, she had even gone to the moon to find him!
And no one was telling her where that irritating redhead was at. Even Batman didn't know where he was and the guy was supposed to be the greatest Detective. Detective my ass!
"Where in Tartarus are you, you insufferable man!"
Belle Reve
"Stick with me cellmate, I will show you the ropes" Icicle Jr. stated with a wide grin as he walked alongside the much bulkier and heavy Scourge. This man give him the creeps but they were stuck in the same cell, so he might as well take advantage of this situation and get on the man's good side.
"You have been here before?" Scourge aka Naruto asked in a deep tone as he looked around the prison hall, red eyes flashing occasionally.
"Well no but I know quite a lot" Cameron answered instantly as he pointed towards the end of the hall. "For starters, we pay homage to the top of the food chain, the big dog… my father"
"Your father you say?"
The redheaded disguised Leaguer swept his gaze over the so called top dog of the prison, raising an eyebrow of interest. The man was surrounded by Captain Cold and Mister Freeze on each side while guarded by former Geneticist Mark Desmond aka Blockbuster and Mammoth.
He sure had security around him.
"Yep, Icicle Sr." the junior ice user muttered out tiredly, mentally preparing himself for being declared a useless waste of space but still expected to do his part of the deal. "Well here goes nothing…"
He wasn't able to finish his sentence as a figure slammed into him from behind and pinned him to the ground. Naruto raised an eyebrow when he realized who it was. Professor Ojo.
"Hello Junior, I warned you what would happen next time we crossed paths" the helmet wearing man stated angrily as he raised his fist.
He wasn't able to do his job as a large hand grabbed him by back of his neck and sent him hurling towards the other side of the hall with incredible speed. "I have no sympathies for this guy but he was in the middle of explaining something to me"
"That was not wise, buddy not wise at all" Brick muttered heatedly as he stepped forward, signaling for others to surround the newcomer.
"Attacking me will not be wise either" Scourge retorted calmly as he crossed his hands and eyed the cons poised to attack him.
"We'll see"
A pin drop silence reigned over the large hall as an unscathed Scourge calmly dusted his clothes and rubbed his boots over Brick's face to clean them before looking around the hall. Bruised and unconscious bodies of several inmates were littered around him, releasing groans of misery and pain.
Icicle Sr. gave the man an approving nod before gesturing towards the Mammoth and uttering something into his ears. The deformed creature growled loudly and stomped towards the redheaded inmate, doing something akin to an order to follow him to the top dog.
"If he wants something with me, he should come here" the disguised redheaded Leaguer declared calmly, earning a growl from the massive creature. "You have a problem with that?"
Before Mammoth could raise his giant hand and deliver a fist to the redhead, said inmate beat him to it. A jaw-shattering punch met the massive creature square in the chin and sent him hurling towards the roof. It wasn't over though.
A body that goes up must come down.
As soon as a groaning Mammoth neared the ground, another punch soon found itself on his abdomen in a sickening crunch, sending the deformed beast speeding towards Blockbuster, who was knocked off his feet along with the deformed product Cobra venom.
'He is the man for the job' Icicle Sr. mused triumphantly as he watched the scene in glee. He had known about the man's pride and strict policies, thus he knew that Scourge would get insulted should he be called.
The man would refuse and Mammoth's famous anger would force him to attack the redheaded inmate. He now had a clear idea of how this man's mind worked and how strong he was. It all worked splendidly.
"I should come to you then" the ice-using villains announced in a kind tone as he stood up and walked down the stairs, followed by Captain Cold and Mister Freeze. "I have a proposition for you"
Belle Reve, Cafeteria
"This is Cat Grant reporting live from Chicago where Paradox has just defeated the Headmaster"
"That accounts for every leaguer except Red Tornado" Mister Freeze stated in a coarse tone as he watched the live feed of Paradox defeating Headmaster along with his inmates.
"Probably on monitor duty or something" Icicle Sr. replied smugly. "Even if he does show up, he can't stop all of us by himself"
"Let's not forget that he is still unaccounted for and keep our heads in the game" Scourge stated firmly, earning nods from Captain Cold and Icicle Sr.
"Of course" the elderly ice user responded grimly, a wide grin appearing on his lips. This man was proving gold. "Time to make our move"
Getting the hint, Mister Freeze stood up angrily and slammed his tray of food over the elderly inmate, sending him skidding towards the ground. "That's it, old man. I've had it with you!"
Guards soon surrounded the angry ice user and dragged him to Waller's office, no doubt to deliver some righteous punishment. If the black woman knew that she was going to be punished instead of the other way around.
Receiving a nod from the elderly villain, the disguised Naruto smirked widely as alarms went around the facility and every gate, window and possible route of escape was sealed off by a triple-layered door. It was almost time to make his move.
Within a few minutes, the inhibitor collars around every inmate shut down, effectively restoring the power of every single con.
Now!
"You know, it almost makes me sad that I have to shatter such a carefully crafted plan" Scourge announced in a mock hurt-filled tone as he reached for his collar and ripped it off, not that it had any effect on his powers before.
"What? What is the meaning of this Scourge?' Icicle Sr. shouted in outrage as he turned around just in time to witness the redheaded villain engage in a strength contest with Mammoth, a wide bloodthirsty grin on his face.
"I can't let you leave, simple as that" Naruto replied with an ominous grin and kicked the giant beast in the stomach before grabbing his hand and twirling him around like a weightless piece of trash before smashing him into the ground. "Come and at least try to make this enjoyable for me"
With cries of outrage and filled with a new sense of power after the removal of the collars, the inmates rushed the redheaded villain with clear death in their eyes.
Their eyes widened in shock when Naruto lifted the giant beast known as Mammoth by his foot and used him like a club of sorts to swat away the assaulting cons, sending them flying into the farthest walls of the cafeteria with a maniacal snicker.
"This is too easy" the disguised redhead muttered in depression as he looked around the littered bodies of groaning prisoners before letting of Mammoth's foot with a disappointed sigh.
RROOAARR!
"Finally, come and get me ugly!" the former Shinobi laughed ominously as he saw a raging Blockbuster speeding towards him. With a menacing grin on his rough visage, the redhead limply held his hands beside his body and let the beast vent out his anger. "Are you kidding me? I am not even defending myself for booty's sake!"
"Arghhh!"
"Yeah yeah, I get it!" the redhead grumbled depressingly before reaching forward and grabbing the beast by his face, fingers almost threatening to dig into the sides of his skull as he jumped up, taking the screaming creature along with him.
With a sudden burst from the bottom of his feet, Naruto bounced down from the ceiling and held the yelling transformed doctor before himself, slamming into the ground with a loud boom.
Icicle Sr. covered his eyes from the explosion of dust and debris as Blockbuster was slammed into the ground with enough force to crush a normal human's bones into paste. With the disappearance of the dust cloud, the elderly villain opened his eyes to a heart-sinking sight.
Blockbuster or what appeared to be Blockbuster was lying amidst a pile of destroyed marble chunks, body sickeningly deformed and embedded deep into the earth. That wasn't all though.
Around the crater formed by Scourge's brutal attack were the unconscious bodies of his fellow inmates. Brick, Mammoth, Captain Cold and even his own son were strewn across the destroyed floor in unconscious heaps.
Mind clear from the scene around him, the elderly Icicle realized one simple fact when he saw the bloodthirsty and hungry look on Scourge's menacing face. 'I am fucked'
Cafeteria, Watchtower
"Ok, this is not what I had in mind when I came here" Naruto muttered out in confusion as he looked around the empty room. He had just returned from the prison after delivering some good old ass kicking on the elderly Icicle while still retaining his identity as Scourge.
That alter ego may come in handy in the future.
That was not the point however. The point was that the cafeteria was completely empty, abandoned and silent. In fact, some of the lights were turned off.
He had been meaning to either tease Dinah or Shayera or even Kara for good measures. But it appears his dream of teasing the living lights out of them was going to be postponed since they weren't here.
"Well well, if it isn't Mr. 'absent for 8 days' gracing us with his presence?"
Naruto's hair stood straight when he realized that in his confusion, he had failed to use his senses and confirm that there was no one in the room. Someone was here. Someone angry … and amazon-like!
"Fuck!" the redheaded Dimension-hopper muttered out as he slowly turned around and looked towards the direction of the voice. "Hey babe, how have you been?"
The off lights suddenly lit up and showcased the angry visage of one fuming amazon princess. The busty black haired woman was leaning against a wall at the far end of the room, hands crossed over a pair of gravity-defying massive tanks of milk and a very unhappy look on her beautiful face.
"Hello baby, glad to see you show up so soon"
Ok, he was fucked royally. Diana never ever used words like baby or babe or honey in their months-long relationship. The straightforward and unsmiling way she said it wasn't helping anything.
"Look Diana, I know you are angry but I can …"
The voluptuous princess gave out a shrug and raised her hand in interruption. "Angry? Why would I be angry? I mean it is normal for a boyfriend to disappear for 8 days without informing his girlfriend about his whereabouts, right?"
"Ummm … I …"
"And even strip his apartment bare of everything necessary for living?"
"I umm …"
"And turn off his mobile so that his worried girlfriend would not be able to call him? I suppose all these things are normal, right?"
That gave Naruto the break he was looking for. If there was one thing that had gotten him in unpleasant situations one after another, it was his mouth. Ironically, that same mouth had gotten him out of those situations right afterwards. "You were worried? How cute!"
Diana however, didn't find it cute in the slightest as her beautiful blue eyes narrowed angrily. "You think that will get you out of this?"
"I was kind of hoping that it would" he replied sheepishly. Ok so cute comments are not going to work.
The beautiful princess remained displeased "Where were you?"
"I was on a mission" Naruto answered truthfully, hoping that it would end this dilemma.
A pair of dangerously piercing blue eyes narrowed even more. On a mission? "And you found it unnecessary to tell me?"
"I was going undercover"
"If I recall correctly, I explained every single detail of my mission to you when I was going to Qurac" Diana countered smoothly as she pushed herself off the wall and slowly approached her nervous boyfriend with narrowed eyes.
Damn she is being difficult. Naruto knew that he was to blame on every turn because Diana had a very strict policy when it came to everything. In relationship, she valued truth and sharing. She was right because she had indeed shared every single detail of her mission with him before and after her arrival.
And he loved her for that. She was what any man, alien or otherwise needed in their lives.
However, he knew she was angry, frustrated and worried at the moment. Anything he say or do will only result in fueling those emotions. While he would love to sit her down and explain everything to her in details, it was impossible at the moment.
An angry Diana was never a good thing. The black haired bombshell had no doubt gotten that trait from her spitfire of a mother.
Thus, he was left with only one choice. To be honest, it was neither heroic nor manly but it was the only choice. Be as perverted as possible, rile her up and get the hell out of here before she catches you!
"You know that scowl is just compelling me to kiss those succulent lips" Naruto announced with a lecherous grin as Diana approached him with an angry but red-faced look. "Don't even get me started on those tits. There is a famous saying 'I'm gonna hakuna your tattas', it perfectly describe what I want to do right now. Do they still give milk?"
"Why you…" What did he think she was? Some kind of cow?!
"Why me? I am your boyfriend. I am the only one who can 'hakuna' your 'tattas' and drink your milk"
"Stop saying that!"
"What? Hakuna or your tattas?"
Seeing the thunderous look on Diana's flushed face, Naruto realized that he had completed the first two phases of his master plan and was time to commence with the third.
"Before we go any further, I should remind you that Big Blue and Spooky knew about my mission and didn't tell you anything." Naruto blurted out swiftly and tense his muscle for his heroic escape. "And with that, I shall depart from thine presence, my hormonally-unstable princess"
"Don't call me that and get back here!" the voluptuous princess burst forth in incredible speed to catch the redhead by his coat but Naruto was much faster. Nothing was left but empty space when the princess arrived at the place previously occupied by the redheaded Leaguer.
An amused smile graced the black haired beauty's lips as she shook he head and looked out of the window towards the shining sphere known as their world. "That was fun; I should do it more often"
Of course she knew he was on a mission and trusted his judgment when he said that she had no reason to know what the mission was. She trusted him enough to know that he looked for her best interest in every situation that involved her.
But just because she knew that he was right in not telling her his reasons didn't mean that was going to forgive him for worrying her for 8 days. She had to take her revenge somehow and thus this was the perfect opportunity to do so.
Though she still felt like he had taken more out of the whole ordeal than she did because he escaped with the last words in and even called her princess. Still it was fun.
"I think having a few words with Superman and Batman are in order"
Omake
Amanda Waller and her cohorts decided to do damage control after the failed attempt at jail-breaking. Security was tighter than ever. Guards were replaced. Collars were redesigned and even she was replaced by Hugo Strange as the warden but she still managed to convince the government to allow her one last opportunity.
By appointing her as the assistant warden of the female section of Belle Reve prison.
And here she was, moving along the cells to see if anyone was missing. Until she came across a mind-boggling scene.
Right in the middle of the cell which belonged to Killer Frost, a man awfully resembling the menacing Scourge had a white haired woman bent over the bunk bed was thrusting what was probably the thickest and largest cock she had ever seen into the woman's soaking wet cunt with rapid succession.
The man's powerful muscles rippled as he drove his pussy-splitter into the screaming woman's drooling cunt with enough force to shatter than hips of a normal woman.
"This is exactly what it looks like" Scourge snickered in between groans of pleasure as he pounded the ice cold woman with his monstrous dick, driving every single inch of the meat pillar into the deepest parts of her melting twat.
"I AM NEVER LEAVING PRISON IF THIS IS WHAT I GET EVERYDAY!" a drooling Killer Frost screamed out in pleasure as her womb was repeatedly stabbed by a serpent-like cock, the walls of her previously cold pussy threatening to melt around the heated meat. "I AM GOING TO MELT!"
"C-continue then" Amanda stuttered in mind-numbing shock as she stood there and watched the scene in disbelief, shockwaves of numbness and astonishment running through her being as Scourge continued to fuck the woman into unconsciousness without a care in the world.