Naruto's Apartment, London
A groaning redhead lazily got off the floor of his bedroom and sat up with a twitching eyebrow as he rubbed the edges of his temple. "Gotta work on my entries, this is getting embarrassing"
This was the fourth time that he teleported too quickly and found himself in places he shouldn't be. Even though this was his apartment and basically the safest place at the moment but ….
"I have no problems with how you enter, my dark lord" a hungry voice full of sinful intentions and lust purred in the darkness of the room as Naruto stood up. "I prefer a little rougher entry though"
Yeah that … someone was already inside his apartment and lying on his bed which he shared with Diana. Would she freak out if she heard that someone was lying in her bed? Probably.
Would she freak out if she heard that a gorgeous female was lying on her bed and waiting for HER boyfriend? Better not answer that question.
"Of course you do" the redhead retorted sarcastically, well aware what she meant by entry. All the women he had been with loved and still love his 'entries'. "Masochism runs in your family"
Glowing blues eyes turned to the source of the slutty voice with a raised eyebrow, not showing a hint of surprise or any other emotion as his eyes came across a sight that he had become used to for quite some time.
Seated on the side of his large bed was a tall figure but with obvious feminine curves. Long reddish-brown hair cascaded down her back and the left side of her beautiful like gentle waves, leaving only one hungry green eye to shine in the light. .
Her green eyes, one halfway hidden by her brown locks, were filled with unrestrained want and desire as they moved up and down his form without a hint of shame or subtlety, rosy lips stretched into a tempting smile.
The green-eyed woman was dressed in a bewitching black skin-tight bodysuit, effectively hugging her sinful curves as if holding on for dear life. The zipper of her bodysuit was undone from her neck, past the massive globes of titflesh and down to her slender waist.
The black suit flared up around her thick hips and over her crossed legs, leaving a mountain of piled up and ballooned out booty flesh underneath her form, mushed up against the soft embrace of his bed.
Everything about her, from the clear view of her vast cleavage and the sheer twinkles of lust in her green eyes screamed seduction and temptation. He did not expect anything less from the daughter of Ra's Al Ghul.
Standing beside the gorgeous woman was a black-suited man who seemed to have paid more attention to his muscles than his combat training since he was even more muscular than the redhead. Now that he thought about it, quite a lot of life forces were surrounding his apartment complex, no doubt waiting for Talia to give them a signal.
The brown haired woman raised a delicate eyebrow of interest when the redhead gave not a twitch of surprise. "You are not surprised?"
"Hell no, I could smell your hormones all the way from the Watchtower" Naruto countered with a smug smirk as he reached for the coat of his suit and took it off. "You should really try controlling yourself, Talia"
"How dare you sa…" the attendant suddenly roared and reached for his sword with a thunderous expression on his face.
"Don't interrupt"
The brown haired daughter of the Demon Head watched with a hungry smirk as Naruto extended his open palm towards her attendant and lifted him up by an imperceptible energy, cheerful and playful blue eyes turning into a menacing crimson as they flashed in the darkness.
Talia could feel herself getting aroused as she watched the redhead gradually crush her screaming attendant by an invisible force, all the while sporting an emotionless expression on his face. Trickles of juices ran down her thick thighs as she observed the cruelty, almost cumming in pleasure when her attendant was crushed into a ball of jumbled organs and ignited in flames.
Such cruelty! Such darkness! Such … power! It was turning her on like nothing else! She could feel her pussy almost dripping with lubricating juices as if preparing itself for the cock that was sure to enter. Who cared if her attendant died? No one.
He shouldn't have interrupted her beloved. If Naruto hadn't killed him, she would have. No one had the right to interrupt her dark lord when he was addressing someone even if that someone happened to be her father.
And besides, it's not like this was the first attendant that Naruto had killed for being rude to him. In fact during their first meeting, he had killed all of her squad for entering his home uninvited. Frankly, she had brought this spunky member of her squad because he had a crush on her like every single member, except more obsessed.
She knew that with how Naruto seemed unafraid of everything and everyone, the redhead would address her like usual and her attendant would call him on it to gain her attention. Naruto would kill her attendant and she would get to watch her beloved surround himself in that aura of absolute dominance and cruelty. It worked perfectly.
"That makes my job so much easier" the large-titted woman stated in a tempting smirk, referring to Naruto's response of smelling her hormones while watching her former attendant get burned to ashes.
"So it is a job now, eh Talia?"
"You know what I mean, my lord after all you love my jobs"
"When the word blow is involved" the Dimension Hopper bit back with a smirk as he took off his shirt and reach for his pants, well aware of Talia's hungry eyes on his form.
"I haven't even tried my pickup lines and you are already taking off your clothes? You are making this too easy, my lord" Talia muttered in arousal as her green eyes trailed every curve and line on Naruto's divine body, the wetness between her thick legs increasing second by second.
The redheaded Leaguer chuckled unexpectedly, surprising the brown haired woman with the sudden reaction as he reached for his pants and took them off. "Don't get your hopes up, love, this isn't for you. I am taking a shower"
Talia smirked in lust as she watched her dark king stroll into the bathroom in his boxers, green eyes glued to his ripe form. "I always did love shower sex"
It wasn't long before the brown haired assassin shed her clothes and sauntered into the bathroom with a hungry smirk on her rosy lips, thick hips swaying a fat pile of booty cheeks while her pussy drooled lubricating juices on to the floor in rapid succession.
Soon enough, sounds of flesh hitting against wet swollen flesh and pleasurable screams of a woman reverberated around the entire apartment as Naruto held Talia against the wall of his bathroom and pounded into her drooling twat with animalistic energy, said woman only screamed and moaned his name in pleasure while he reshaped her insides.
Apokolips
"Pathetic! This is the army that has been rumored to enslave numerous worlds?" a disgruntled Naruto stated in annoyance as he snapped the neck of a dangling solider and tossed him aside on a pile of massacred Apokoliptain soldiers.
Dusting nonexistent dots of dirt on his suit, Naruto stepped past the pile of dead soldiers and strolled towards the largest building of the fiery world.
Whistling a jaunty tone, the redheaded Leaguer approached the gates of the castle that was sure to house the man or deity he was looking for. Pointing a single finger over his shoulder, a beam of destructive light destroyed an incoming wave of robotic soldiers in a violent show of power.
Kicking the doors of the throne room open, Naruto hummed cheerfully as he walked in without a care in the world.
He had to give the mad self-proclaimed deity credit for living a simple but deranged life. The room was simple for housing a mad tyrant. Nothing stood out much aside from the throne situated firmly upon a raised platform, proving the alien ruler a clear view of his hellish domain.
The man or deity he was looking for didn't even turn around to acknowledge his intrusion or the fact that said intruder sent his right hand man, Desaad, flying into a wall with a simple look.
"Well if it isn't the big man himself" Naruto announced in a cheerful tone as he strode forward and stood just short of the stairs to the pedestal.
"Who are you?" the mad tyrant's dark voice cut through the dense atmosphere of the throne room as he shot a look at his intruder, red eyes instantly dismissing the redhead as no one worth his time.
"No one important really" the redhead replied sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head in awkwardness. "But I do have a message for you"
"Be gone mortal, I have neither the time nor the patience to tolerate your presence on my world" Darksied replied firmly, voice as sharp as a blade as he turned to observe the torture pits of his world.
"Find the time as well as the patience because you are hearing this message whether you like it or not" Naruto retorted flatly, putting the necessary amount of edge to his words to invoke the needed outcome.
As if too bored or annoyed to answer with words, the mad tyrant's eyes flashed a deep red and twin beams of red energy shot out from his square orbs, unnaturally bending around objects to speed towards Naruto.
The familiar sounds of explosion and flesh burning to a crisp was like music to the alien ruler's ears as he focused on the wonders of his domain. "Pest"
His eyes didn't even get enough time to widen in shock when the so called pest that he had heard burn to ashes suddenly appear in front of his face and deliver one of the most devastating kick he had ever received in his life.
The force of the kick to his face sent the mad deity flying away from his pedestal and colliding with the farthest wall of his throne room, dropping to the ground in pain as his mind registered the surprise attack.
"Handling situations with words is my preferred method of negotiation but I am not afraid to resort to more drastic measures when my words are ignored" a completely unharmed Naruto drawled out lazily, casually leaning against the large throne while he observed Darksied try to raise from the debris grave.
"You dare!" the deranged deity roared in anger as he blasted towards the redhead without even standing fully, destroying the marble floor from his expulsion, one giant fist balled up and ready to split the redhead in half.
Alas…
"What!?"
Naruto caught the devastating fist with the palm of his hand, raising an eyebrow at the power behind the fist when said power destroyed the window behind him. The former Shinobi took sick pleasure from the rare look of surprise on Darksied's face when his blow was caught so effortlessly.
"You are quite disrespectful" Naruto started in an admonishing tone, putting a little bit of force on his fist till the sound of bones cracking under the pressure reverberated around the throne room. "Then again, what would you expect from a being who killed his own father?"
"Don't you dare mention my fa… arrrghhh!"
And cue the hand breaking.
"Don't interrupt" the former Shinobi scowled in annoyance, backhanding the panting deity to the bottom of the stairs before making himself comfortable in the mad tyrant's throne. "There are two ways I can deliver my message, wanna hear them?"
"You will pay for this!" Darksied screamed in outrage as he stood up, eyes flashing a menacing red while his purple body trembled from power. "You dare strike at me, I am Death, I am Destruction! I am Darksied!"
A mortal of all beings dare attack him, a deity!? He was Darksied! The mere thought of him being humiliated in such a way was preposterous! He was death itself.
"I am going to ignore that for the time being" the former Hokage shrugged nonchalantly as he pinned the growling ruler under his gaze. He really didn't want to kill this purple bastard too soon but damn if he wasn't making him at least consider it. "I am well aware of your wars and conquest but stay away from Earth"
"No one tells Darksied what to do, NO ONE!"
"Oh for the love of …"
Naruto stood up from the throne and blasted towards the mad tyrant, meeting him midair for an attack. With an annoyed scowl, the former Ninja evaded his angered attack and grabbed Darksied by his face before slamming him into the earth.
"I tried, I really did but you are just getting on my nerves!" Naruto growled in anger as he embedded his fingers into the face of the dark lord, ignoring his screams as well as desperate energy beams from his eyes. "Mark my words, stay away from Earth. It is my current point of interest and playground."
To properly deliver the weight of his words, Naruto channeled a considerable amount of fire energy into his hand and shot it straight at Darksied's face, setting him on fire. With his job done, Naruto vanished from the throne room without a trace of his presence, in the wake of a mad tyrant's angered and pain-filled screams.
Naruto's Room, Mount Justice
"Paradox, may I enter?"
"You are already in but yeah sure"
The humor was lost on the android as he strode forward in a manner reminiscent of his kind and stood before Naruto, who was busy skimming through a digital report in a strange language.
It seems Darksied was quite angry about being humiliated and defeated effortlessly by a mortal. By the report, he had incinerated almost 50 of his Parademons and one of his generals.
Defeating and humiliating Darksied wasn't the original plan but after witnessing the sheer magnitude of his arrogance, he had 'imparted' a little of humbleness into his face. The actual plan wasn't even the potential involvement of Darksied into the matters of Earth either.
The real plan was something else and judging from the report he had received, everything was going smoothly. Now he just had to wait for the backlash of his bold move and proceed from there.
"Out with it"
"I am not familiar with that term"
A twitch of a smirk pulled at Naruto's lips before he put aside his report and turned his full attention to the large android. "It means speak up"
Red Tornado performed an action akin to a human tilting his/her head and nodded curtly. "I see, I have been assigned monitor duty on the Watchtower and I was hoping if I could leave my duties to you for today?"
"No problem, go right ahead" Naruto responded in a friendly tone as he stood up. "Oh and if you happen to pass by Diana, don't tell her of my location"
If she was anything like her spitfire of a mother, the angry amazon princess was most likely still searching for him. It wouldn't do for her to storm into his room while he was distracted by his work.
"May I ask why? According to my knowledge of human interactions, a relationship indicates closure rather than distance between two intimate humans" the red android voiced in a confused but monotonous voice.
The redheaded Dimension Hopper couldn't help but snicker in amusement. "You are right Tornado but there are times when distance is more preferable than closure, especially when bodily harm is imminent"
Still processing the information, Red Tornado gave a curt nod and walked away, leaving Naruto to his thoughts.
Something big was brewing up and he was in the center of it all. There were no reactions from the cosmic beings in response to his brazen expulsion of Spectre from Uzumaki Island. He had expected a least one of the rival predators to approach and offer a pathetic attempt at control him while disguised as partnership.
Surprisingly, there were none.
The Presence was most likely trying to avoid direct confrontation but still trying to gather his loyal dogs to counter the influence his presence was having on the Universe.
Well, he was ok with either option as long as chaos was imminent. If not, then he could always create some chaos by himself. After all, what was a world without chaos?
A dark smirk pulled at his lips as he stared out into space through the cave.
Northern India
"Aqualad to Paradox, do you read?"
"Go on"
"We have some complications here"
"Say no more, I will be there"
A downtrodden Atlantean tried his hardest to avoid his partner's stare and try to focus on anything other than the current fiasco. The dark skinned boy knew that what he was doing was wrong on many levels but he had no other choice.
He shouldn't have mentioned that he suspected someone involved in the whole Red Family fiasco. Now his big had caused him the friendship of his two friends and the loyalty of his team. All of them were off doing whatever they thought was important, not the least bit concerned by the fact that they were easy prey while scattered.
Captain Marvel had the right reason to give that deadpan stare but what could he do when they directly disobeyed his orders and went on their own merry ways.
Calling Paradox was the only option.
"Where is the rest of your team?"
Shoving aside the shock he felt after seeing Paradox arrive so soon from such a faraway place, the Atlantean sighed in relief and turned to his senior. "They … went on their own"
"And you let them?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.
"That is what I said!" Billy Batson chirped in excitedly, before slapping his mouth shut when Naruto gave him a deadpan look. "Sorry"
Aqualad sighed in depression, head bowed in melancholy. "I tried but … they didn't listen"
"You guys have issues" the redhead announced in a cheerful tone before reaching for his comlink. "Paradox to everyone"
"NARUTO, WHERE IN TARTARUS ARE YOU?" a familiar feminine voice full of anger and frustration yelled into the link, making the redhead sweat in nervousness as he shut the link down.
"Oops, wrong number" the former Shinobi muttered in a sheepish chuckle as he turned towards Aqualad. She was pissed off, damn! Why the hell did she of all people respond? "Inform Miss Martian to establish a telepathic link"
"Of course"
Feeling a subtle push into his mental barriers, Naruto allowed the link and cleared his throat, not that he needed his throat for this conversation. 'I don't care who did what and who did who, all of you will get your butts right here this instant or else…"
The lingering threat did its trick as he felt the scattered life forces suddenly change their directions and charge towards his general direction on the double. Oh yeah, he was the man.
"That, my young and naïve minion, is how you control your team" Naruto started in a serious tone, turning to stare at a contemplating Atlantean. Guess, the boy was really bothered by the fact that his team ignored him and left him twisting in the wind.
An Hour Later
"Wally, choose teams"
"Again?"
A freakishly scary smile greeted his indignant response. "You have a problem with it?"
"Nope! No problem at all" the speedster blurted out swiftly, sweating nervously as he tried to avoid the smiling visage of their instructor. "Me and Megan, Superboy and Wolf, Robin and Ar…"
The searing look Artemis gave him almost ignited his face in flames. The look alone told him everything he needed to know. Place me with Robin or Kaldur, and then prepare to die. Yup, he got the message loud and clear.
"I mean Robin and Aqualad" the redheaded speedster finished nervously, receiving a triumphant look from the blonde archer.
"That leaves me and Artemis" Naruto nodded firmly, gesturing for a smirking Artemis to follow him to one side of the structure they were planning to attack. Captain Marvel had long since left, saying he had something to do, which most likely included watching his favorite cartoon show with his uncle. "Maintain Radio-silence and only converse telepathically, understood?"
"Yes sir!"
"Good then, scatter!" Naruto ordered firmly, watching the assigned teams scattered into the woods, surrounding the structure from all sides. 'Ready Artemis?'
'You know it, handsome' the blonde purred smoothly, cocking her wide hips to the side with a wink as she reached for her bow and arrow. 'I am always ready for you'
Naruto raised a red eyebrow. 'You do realize the entire team heard you, right?'
The blonde shrugged nonchalantly. 'Who cares?'
Seriously, who cared? She wanted him plain and simple. There were no romantic feelings, to be honest. Yeah, he was gorgeous and simply a heartthrob but she was not in love with him. Romantic feelings were just tiring.
She wanted him to fuck her, hard, deep and for hours on end. That was it.
'WE DO!' the group shouted in unison.
What was wrong with her? He of course knew about her longing towards him and how she was desperately trying to get his attention after the first impression he had imparted on her. But he had never thought that her … feeling were ever going to get this far.
'Let's focus on the mission, Artemis' the redheaded Leaguer started in a gentle tone, ignoring the archer's pout. 'Teams, you ready?'
'Yes!'
'Now!'
A green-tipped arrow soon followed his command, shooting towards a small hole made in the barrier of the building by Aqualad's bioelectricity, flying straight into a red button to turn off the electrical barriers.
"We will talk about this later" Naruto stated with a wink, making sure to shut down the mental link so that the others don't hear his words.
"We will?" the scantily dressed blonde repeated hopefully, a smug smirk threatening to pull at her lips when she received a second wink from the man of her wet dreams.
Hell yeah, now they were talking!
"Of course we will" the redhead replied smoothly. "For now, just focus on the mission"
The blonde archer watched as Naruto blasted towards the building and punched straight through the wall of the structure without much effort, a lust-filled smile dancing on her dry lips. Oh yeah, they were going to talk about it for sure!
Omake
The team swiftly ducked under nearby objects when the Brain started some kind of unknown weapon mechanism on the outside of its robotic body. Said weapon turned out to be a light switch and a diversion for said Brain to get his robotic ass out of the building before the young heroes could get a chance to crush into a thin sheet of iron.
"He got away" Aqualad announced blankly, scowling at the empty space when the Brain previously stood.
"With my souvenir!" Kid Flash whined childishly, shoulders slumping in depression. He always got souvenirs from missions. And that hat on Gorilla Gorilla's head looked so awesome too!
"Focus Kid" Robin snapped firmly as he looked around the dimly lit room, searching for anything that may prove useful in later missions against the Brain.
"Hey, where is Artemis and Paradox?" Miss Martian asked the million dollar question, prompting the other team members to notice the absence of their scantily clad teammate as well as a certain redhead powerhouse.
Back in the woods, a widely grinning Naruto held Artemis by the back of her knees and bounced her up and down on his throbbing cock, embedding every milli-inch of the fuckmeat into her previously virgin pussy like a beast.
"See, I told you that we were going to talk about it!" the redhead grunted throatily as he bounced the young heroine up and down on his foot long dong, hissing in pleasure as she tightened around his pulsating shaft. "Wanna hear more?"
"Oh god yes! Fuck me harder!" Artemis screamed in pleasure as she was fucked like a common whore, developing pair of creamy tits wobbling up and down with each savage thrust into her previously unused fuck channel.
If this was his idea of talking, then by everything holy, she was going to hold talking marathon with him whenever she got in the mood.