(Naruto's massage parlor store. Gotham mall)
Naruto was unconscious still after his memory was erased of his heroic deeds a few hours ago.
"Ugh what hit me? Did I have a bad encounter with my weed dealer again? That's the last time I try his 'this is permanent batch'... maybe one more try actually" Naruto said as he sat up on the massage table he was placed on
"Don't worry about it. It wasn't your weed" Gsptlsnz told him as she sat at a desk typing on a laptop
"Oh hey babe. Do I have an appointment? please say it's a good one" Naruto begged
"It's miss Kori, miss Komi, and their moth-" Gsptlsnz was saying before Naruto cut her off
"Yahtzee! Where my sexy orange bitches at?!" Naruto yelled as he jumped out of the bed to his feet.
"Room 3" Gsptlsnz told him as she pointed at some stairs that led upstairs
"I have rooms? I have stairs?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"I made themed rooms for you to have fun in." Gsptlsnz told him nonchalantly
"What room are they in?" Naruto asked curious on the theme
"I call it intergalactic fun time" Gsptlsnz smirked
"If they are in slave bikinis I swear" Naruto said with an excited smile at this
"I'll let you see what they're wearing" Gsptlsnz said with a smirk
Naruto took this chance to run up the stairs past her and after a few moments…..
" Oh fucking yes! You are the best secretary ever!" Naruto yelled
"I suppose i should tell him about the features of that room….. oh well he'll be able to figure it out" Gsptlsnz said with a smile as she went to continue her work. And play some online poker. Hey she may not be on the team but she can get away with some light cheating with her powers.
(With Naruto)
Naruto in his haste burst through the door to room 3 to see a dark room filled with miniature lights representing stars and a large sun like lamp in the middle of the room illuminating the massive star shaped bed and the 3 women in the room.
Komi wore a black and silver metal bikini that looked like a star wars slave girl bikini. Kori on the other hand had a purple and silver version of the same outfit.
The final woman was slightly taller than her daughters with bright green eyes and long, curly red hair and green eyes much like Kori. Her own slave bikini was pure gold. She had EE cup breasts, a model curvy body, and a plump, heart shaped ass. This was Luand'r. Queen of Tamaran and mother to Starfire and Blackfire.
Each woman had a metal collar with a dangling chain wrapped around their necks.
"Ah my lord has returned to his chambers" Luand'r said with a smile at Naruto as she took a knee and bowed before him.
"You have bedded Naruto before mother?" Kori asked curiously
"Yeah so I never told you but remember how Naruto killed father when he tried to sell me off?" Komi asked her sister who nodded with a light frown "Naruto killed him in a duel and won. Then he claimed mother as his own before the entire planet in that very arena" Komi explained to her sister
"Ahhhh…..does this make Naruto our daddy then?" Kori asked with a tilt of her head
Komi laughed at this while Luand'r giggled at her daughter
"You are so sexy Kori and just for that you get it first" Naruto said with a smirk as he took off his shirt
"Hooray!" Starfire bounced giddily making her breasts bounce as well despite the metal bikini. However her dance of happiness was cut off as she found the chain of the collar on her neck suddenly being pulled by Naruto towards him.
"Since you will have the honor of taking my cock first you will honor me by removing my pants and sucking me off with your sister and mother" Naruto ordered
"Of course!" Starfire exclaimed happily as she knelt down before him and pulled down his pants and underwear to pull out his massive cock. It springing from its confines and slapping her on her face as she gazed with wonder at the massive schlong.
"No matter how many times I see it I never get tired of the sight" Komi said as she knelt on his right while her sister moved to the left side of his shaft. Their mother crawled seductively along the floor towards Naruto before she stopped directly kneeling before the head of his cock. Her mouth watering at the sight of his thick dick in her face.
"Show me what this family of sluts can do" Naruto ordered them. The three tamaranean women took that as their cue to get things started. Komi and Kori started to run their tongues along his shaft from their respective sides. Licking his cock shaft like it was a lollipop. Luand'r meanwhile engulfed the head of his cock in her wet mouth and started to suckle on it. Her bright green eyes looking up at Naruto reverently the entire time as she did so.
"Oh fuck I should have done this sooner!" Naruto grunted out in approval as he pet Komi and Kori with his hands playing with their hair as they licked
"If only I had been on Tamaran when you visited. You could've been named the new king and we could've celebrated with the sex" Kori said before she resumed licking his cock
"King huh?" Naruto mused as he technically did kill the previous king and claimed the queen as a cumdump. He probably would be considered king by that logic
"If you ever wish I will give you the planet my lord" Luand'r spoke up without any hesitation before going back to sucking him off. She'd sell out her planet for his cock
"Heh, interesting. For now though I just wish to play with you and your slutty daughters" Naruto grinned
"Of course Koriand'r and Komiand'r please him and get him ready for me. So says your queen" Luand'r ordered her daughters as she stopped her sucking him off
"Of course it's what I love doing most" Komi said with a smirk at Naruto as she licked at Naruto's cock slowly
"Me too! I like sucking my new daddy's cock!" Kori giggled as she licked at him
Naruto moaned aloud as the sisters pleasured him before he reached his hand towards the golden chain around Lunad'rs neck and pulled her up to her feet towards him. Making the tall tamaranean blush as he literally pulled her into his arms for a searing kiss. Something she absolutely enjoyed
"Hmmmm are my daughters pleasing you enough my lord?" Luand'r asked as she panted from the hot kiss
"They soon will be kori on the bed" Naruto ordered
"But you didn't cum yet" Kori said as She licked at him fervently hoping to coax his cum out.
"Yea we want to taste your seed" komi whined cutely as she licked
"Such needy girls, fine but you'll share the cum with your mother" Naruto told the two with a smirk at Luand'r who bowed and got on her knees next to her daughters
"Yes daddy!" The two spoke up at once before the three tamaranean women started to tongue his cock. Hoping their tongues together would coax his load out.
"Oh yea! Here it comes! Take it my space sluts!" Naruto yelled as his cock twitched violently before it fired it seed all over the three women
The three alien beauties moaned as Naruto's semen sprayed like a hose all over them. Their mouths being filled and their metal bikinis being coated in his seed
"Clean each other" Naruto panted as he recovered from his first climax. He may have dominated two tamaraneans together before but three at once was something he's never had before.
The mother and daughters huddled together as their tongues licked up and down each other's bodies. Acting more like starving animals trying to scrounge up their first meal in along time
"Mmmm so good" Komi moaned as she licked her lips while Kori and Luand'r were making out with each other. Trading his cum between their mouths in a passionate makeout.
Naruto growled lustfully seeing this as his cock twitched once more as it hardened again.
"Do you want me daddy?" Kori asked cutely once she stopped making out with her mother.
"On the bed. Now" Naruto growled out at the alien heroine. Koriand'r immediately crawled onto the bed onto her hands and knees as Naruto clambered atop her before he ripped off her metal bikini top and bottoms. Leaving only the chain and collar around her neck. "While I ruin your sister and daughter you two better strip each other of your bikinis but leave the collars and chains. Disobey and you'll be punished" Naruto ordered Komi and Luand'r as he slammed his cock fully inside Starfire's cunt.
'Eeeeee!" Kori screamed out as Naruto started to roughly pound into her as he grabbed the chain around her neck and pulled it. Making the voluptuous Titan arch her back as he jackhammered into her twat.
Meanwhile Komi and Luand'r were stripping each other of their metal Bikinis leaving their collars and chains before they watched Naruto go completely wild on Koriand'r's pussy. Her screams echoing throughout the room
"Damn! You're always a good fuck Starbabe!" Naruto groaned as he gripped Kori's breasts as he felt he was gonna climax soon
"Ah! By X'hal you're so rough on my grebnacks!" Starfire yelled from his manhandling of her tits
"You know you love it! You ready for daddy's seed?" Naruto growled out with a grin at Kori
"Yes daddy! Please give your daughter your glorious seed!" Koriand'r bellowed
Naruto shouted out as he climaxed hard inside Kori as she screamed out as she also climaxed on his cock arching her back. In her pleasure her eye beams activated and fired into the wall. Scorching two small holes in the wall.
"... I'll fix that later" Naruto shrugged as Kori fell forward off of his cock and fell face first onto the bed. Naruto turned around but suddenly found himself floating. In the air.
"... say what?" Naruto asked genuinely confused
"I found a button. I was curious what it did" Komi said with a smirk over by a button on the wall before she used her flight to fly towards him "I know how much you love to fuck me in the air and in here we don't need to worry about crashing into planes" Komi said before she straddled his cock as he floated in low gravity
Naruto grabbed the chain dangling from her neck as she bounced up and down on his cock cowgirl style while he floated above the bed. He pulled Komi down by the chain so she was face to face with him as she bounced on his thick dick.
"You like this daddy?" Komi asked lustfully as she gyrated her hips
"Fuck I love you" Naruto growled as he pulled Komi into a savage kiss while Komi thrust her hips back and forth. Over and over again wanting to feel his seed flood her while they were in the air.
Naruto broke their kiss apart and suddenly felt two soft objects wrap around the back of his head. Looking he saw Lunad'r had her breasts around his head like a pillow or cushion while flying underneath him.
"Since my daughter is almost done I figured your queen should join her king in the air" Luand'r spoke up with a smile
"Fuck off mother! This is my time with my master!" Komi yelled as she bounced even more fervently on Naruto's cock. Her breasts jiggling and bouncing during her mid air coitus in low gravity. "You almost there, master? You getting close to unloading inside your whore princess?" Komi asked with her tongue hanging from her mouth due to the pleasure she was feeling.
"Almost so keep it up" Naruto grunted out as he pulled and held her close while he rested his head in between her mother's breasts like a pillow.
"Cum in me! Cum in me! Cum inside me!" Komi screamed in ecstasy. Her mind going haywire from the pleasure she was feeling from his cock.
"Gaaaah! Take it my princess!" Naruto shouted as he let his load loose inside of her cunt. Making Komi scream out from the pleasure overload of feeling his hot cum flood her pussy.
Komi tilted her head back as she screamed aloud before she slid off Naruto's cock as Luand'r pulled him from behind back down towards the bed. As soon as he was back on the bed, Luand'r went over to the button and clicked it returning gravity to normal
"I hope you still have energy for a more experienced woman my lord" Luand'r told him with a smile before she clicked a different button and made all the lights in the room turn from white to pink.
"Oh I have plenty left in me to pound that sexy MILF body until you pass out" Naruto smirked at the Tamaranean queen
"Then take me my lord- oh!" Luand'r squeaked out as she found herself pulled by her chain towards him on the bed as he lifted her up by her long, luscious legs before he stood up with her hovering directly over his cock. It pointing directly up towards her pussy, completely rigid and rough looking ws she looked down at his throbbing cock licking her lips.
"Such an energetic lord" Luand'r said with a seductive smile before Naruto pulled her down and impaled her fully with his cock. Making the milf queen scream from his actions
"Our daddy is always so active" Kori cooed as she and Komi panted as they watched Naruto pound away at their mother
"Pound that bitch Naruto" Komi said with a grin enjoying the show
"Oh yea I love it when I have my bitches cheer me on" Naruto grunted as he thrusted harder inside Luand'r
Kori and Komi smiled at this before they started to cheer Naruto on. Each cheer making him thrust harder and faster inside the milf's cunt.
"Are you Ah! Enjoying yourself my lord?" Luand'r panted out as her boobs shook violently from the ferocity of the supervillains thrusts.
"Two princesses and a queen conquered by me. There's no one who wouldn't enjoy this" Naruto said with a smirk
Kori and Komi crawled to Naruto and hugged his sides and started to kiss and lick at his cheek like horny pets as he fucked thier mother
"Do it master make her break" komi purred as she licked at Naruto's cheek
"Yes then you can play with us more daddy" Kori mewled as she licked at his cheek
"Oh X'hal it feels so good!" Luand'r yelled aloud. Her tongue hanging out of her mouth and drool seeping from her tongue to the bed below.
"How much better am I than your idiotic ex husband?" Naruto asked with a smirk
"He pales in comparison to you my lord! now defile my royal womb!" Luand'r yelled
"Do it daddy! Put a baby in her!" Kori giggled as she trailed her hand on Naruto's abs
"Guess I should've guessed your mom was a bigger slut than you two" Naruro smirked
"Hey were plenty slutty" Komi said with a pout
"Yes let us show you daddy!" Kori said before she pulled Komi into a heated kiss. The two sisters swapping spit and groping each other while Luand'r could only scream from his actions.
Naruto growled at this as seeing this was enough to make his cock throb hard inside the milf.
"Ahhhh! Please my lord let me feel your seed flood my womb! Please give me whatever you deem worthy of a slutty queen like me" Luand'r yelled.
Naruto threw his head back and roared as he fired his seed into the tamaranean queen's pussy. Letting the milf fall off his cock to the bed below
Naruto pulled away panting for breath at this before he looked to the side and saw kori and komi on the bed and and still making out before they pulled away from each other and looked at him with sultry looks
"Come play with us daddy" both sisters said together as their eyes glowed
"Oh I wasn't gonna stop" Naruro smirked before he pounced on Komi bringing her to the bed on her back
The three tamaranean women getting completely and roughly till their session ended.
….or at least till their mother submitted easily like they did. Either way lots of screams and flesh slapping against flesh echoed throughout the space themed room.
(Hours later)
Ivy was sitting in a chair reading a book and sipping some wine while she was foeced to listen to and ignore Naruto's rough fucking of the three tamaranean women
"So when you gonna make a move on him?" Frank asked curiously
"What makes you think I'm that desperate?"
"... please he may be an immoral horndog and destructive nutjob but he at least has some ethics, plus there's the fact you keep checking him out" Frank said with a laugh as he shook his head
"... what Ethics? He killed a guy yesterday over a gogurt" Ivy deadpanned
"Yeah but he prioritizes making his girls happy if you haven't noticed" Frank said
"Impregnate me my lord!" Luand'r was heard screaming from the massage room by both Ivy and Frank.
"I'm not ready for that!" Naruto yelled
"Then use me and my daughters until we break!" Luand'r begged
"Yeah! Get it all the way through me daddy!" Kori was heard screaming
Ivy just took another sip of her wine before the mall doors suddenly burst open. Making Ivy drop her wine glass which shattered while Clayface, King Shark, and Dr. Psycho carried an ornate egyptian sarcophagusthrough the door with Harley sitting on it.
"We're back bitches!" Harley yelled in excitement "everyone brought their A game. I mean Psycho when you made those T rex bones come to life and chase that guard! That was mwah!" Harley exclaimed as she lepat onto the couch Ivy was on while giving a chef's kiss with her hand
"You're too kind" Psycho said with a grin and a bow
"Literally too kind…. Is that King Tut's body?" Ivy asked, looking at the sarcophagus.
"You bet!" King Shark said with a grin
"Oh man. I was gonna see it sunday!" Ivy groaned
"Well you can see it now" Clayface said
"Yeah plus this is a step up after that last heist the man whore dragged us on"Dr Psycho said as he made air quotes when he said heist
(Flashback)
"Gentlemen this will be our most important heist yet! Some of us may not come back alive but we shall see this through till Death herself claims us!" Naruto told them as they approached a building
"Why are we outside a 7-11?" Psycho asked with a flat tone
Naruto then kicked open the front doors of the gas station store
"Snatch and run y'all!" Naruto yelled Before running inside and grabbing some chips and running as the cashier at the counter reached under it for his shotgun
"Fucking really?!" Psycho yelled ducking under a shotgun blast
"Save some funyuns for me! "King Shark yelled as he grabbed some bags and ran after Naruto
"Chips? Please!" Clayface yelled before he grabbed boxes of donuts "donuts are truly superior!" Clayface yelled
"Not my stance but I respect it! Now run bitch run!" Naruto yelled as he cackled madly as his friends and Psycho ran after him
"Get back here you son of a bitch!" The cashier yelled running after them with his shotgun
"Tell your wife I said hi Carl!" Naruto yelled running away laughing crazily. Leaving Psycho alone to sigh and walk away after hiding in an alleyway.
He was so beyond this crap
(Flashback end)
Harley and Ivy were silent as Pancho finished telling the story
"Kyahahahahahaha!" Harley cackled as she fell over laughing kicking her legs in the air
"Oh man I wish I could have helped! I love doritos!" Frank said as he laughed along with Harley
"..." Ivy just stayed silent with a deadpan look
"You see the crap I deal with" Psycho groaned out
"Oh don't be a bitch! Shark and clayface had fun!" Naruto said as he came into the room fully dressed giving his two friends thumbs up which they returned
"Done with your alien sluts?" Ivy asked blandly
"For now. May go fuck them rough later when their eyes aren't in the back of their heads" Naruto smirked
"This ends this edition of the man whore chronicles" Psycho said with a flat tone
"Tune in tomorrow for me with Giganta" Naruto smirked at him
"You touch her and I'll-" Psycho said
"You will do nothing but bitch and probably watch like a creep" Harley said a she scoffed
"God I love you" Naruto said at this as he couldn't have said it better himself
"Oh do you?" Harley smirked back at him
"I mean um I Love fucking your fat ass… Yeah that's it" Naruto said quickly
"Oh yea we so believe that- ow!" Psycho yelled as Naruto smacked him in the back of the head
"What's with the mummy shit?" Naruto asked clayface
"We robbed King Tut's body from the museum" clayface said with a proud tone
"Aw man I was gonna steal it on sunday" Naruto groaned
"I keep saying we should all make a schedule so we don't interfere with each other's heists" King Shark said
"Why the hell did you want a mummy corpse?" Ivy asked Naruto dreading the answer
"Oh I wanted to test out my powers on it. See if I could restore some organs to sell on the black market" Naruto explained
"Well it's better then what I feared" Ivy admitted
"Yeah I had you pegged for a grave groupie" Psycho said with a snicker
"You're dead tattoo! I only fucked one chick over her husbands grave one time!" Naruto yelled as he cracked his knuckles as he approached Psycho
"No! Mustn't hurt the help!" Harley said as she took out a water bottle and squirted Naruto in his face
Naruto hissed at this and backed off "Detroit tap water!" He yelled out
"Let's see what the news says about our daring caper. Shall we?" Clayface suggested
"Good idea!" Harley yelled as she grabbed a laptop and opened it up to the super villain news site.
"What the hell is this?! KGBeast asked to join the Legion of Doom?!" Harley growled out
"That prick? Now I have even less reason to accept the invites" Naruto sighed
"oh darn the legion missing out on a snack thief" Ivy said flatly
"Hey! Cheetos are the shit! Also they offered it after I killed 5 green lanterns last week" Naruto said with a grin
"Wow you hate the green lanterns huh?" King Shark asked curiously
"Hate the men gotta admit some of the ladies they have? YOWZA!" Sinestro's daughter, Soranik even stops by once a month for some overhaul loving" Naruto smirked
"Hey who's this troll prick?!" Harley yelled out as she looked at the comments
"Why is no one talking about Harley Quinn? I'd like to nominate her to sit on my face" Clayface read aloud
"…..note to self try that later- oof!" Naruto was saying before Harley slugged him in the gut with her bat. Harley in a rage started to slam her bat onto the sarcophagus containing the mummy. Destroying both in a fit of fury.
"You wanna just use your words?" Ivy asked deadpan
"Ok look I've been busting my ass for the past two months to get noticed by the legion of doom" Harley said as she took some deep breaths
"You mean 'we've' been busting 'our' asses" Psycho said with a frown
"I was using the royal I" Harley said before she took a breath "ok look I'm good" Harley said before she sent one more bat strike onto the pile of broken mummy and sarcophagus "ok now I'm good" Harley said. Then she smashed the laptop with her bat in a flurry of strikes
"My laptop!" King Shark yelled in horror
"Aw man I had 5 terabytes of porn on there" Naruto groaned
"Why the hell did you put porn on my laptop?!" Shark demanded
"Why do you need porn? You get more ass then a pimp!" Psycho yelled
"Well I say porn but it was mainly videos of me with my clients when they want to be filmed. Usually Giganta, Lois Lane, Supergirl, and Power Girl" Naruto shrugged
"Power tits? there is no way you nailed -" Psycho was saying but Naruto cut him off
"Ah ha! I still have it!" Naruto yelled as he held up his phone that was playing a video
"Who's your fucking daddy?!" Naruto yelled pulling on Powergirl's cape around her neck like a leash as he fucked her from behind in front of the camera with her nude tits bouncing for the camera
"Ah! You're my fucking daddy Villain! I'll let you motorboat my tits! Use your personal power cumdump whenever you want! However you want!" Power girl yelled in utter pleasure
"Memo to me: I gotta have Supergirl, her, and ultra girl join me for a 4 way" Naruto mused rewatching the video forgtting how fucking wild Power Girl was in bed.
The bitch was a total freak
"Ok back on topic, how can we get noticed by the legion?" Harley asked hoping for some good ideas
"Looking for a new job?" Sy Borgman asked wheeling in "i have a few buddies who probably have a few war crimes to commit" Sy suggested
"This include changing your pampers- ow! "Naruto was saying before Sy's robotic fist cracked against his knee "son of a bitch!" Naruto growled as he hopped on one leg
"Yeah I don't really think any of us are really war criminal material" Harley said
"No one ever thinks they're war criminals then you aid a separatist movement to overthrow a democratically elected official and boom! You're a war criminal!" Sy said with a shrug
"That is exactly a war criminal you senile old fool!" Naruto yelled
"That too much for you?" Ivy asked teasingly
"Look I'm already banned from enough places as it is and I have a huge client base here. Last thing I need is to lose that because of the bionic geriatric here" Naruto explained
"This won't get you in trouble you punk ass, well nothing banned worthy….. I think" Sy said trying to recall the job
"Maybe we can steal some new supercomputers?" King Shark suggested holding his destroyed laptop
"There's merit in that. Electronics are always a good payday" Psycho said
"Don't I know it I stole all the Waynestation 5s in the city right before Christmas last year" Naruto said with an evil grin
"You bastard! I was trying to buy that for my son!" Psycho yelled out in frustration
"That a fact? Note to self drop one off next time I go nail Giganta. I'll throw in some headphones so he doesn't hear us either" Naruto said with a grin
"Hey! No happiness for them! Supervillains don't come from happy homes!" Psycho yelled
"I did" Naruto said simply
"Yea yea then you got dumped by that fat ass Rav- hurk!" Psycho was saying before Naruto grabbed him by the throat
"Finish that sentence. Go ahead and do it i just want to hear what you utter before your final moments" Naruto growled in pure fury
"Woah he got dumped?" King Shark asked Harley
"New subject! Let's go to Waynetech!" Harley yelled in a panic
"you want to legally purchase computers?" King Shark asked confused
"Never said legally. And never said computers" Harley said looking at a magazine with Waynetech having the cover page for creating an invisible motorcycle ⁰
"Sounds like a plan. Naruto drop the midget" Ivy said as she approached Naruto
"Not until he finishes what he was saying. Go ahead Psycho. Do it. Make. My. Day." Naruto growled at the struggling midget too terrified to try and use his mental abilities
"Naruto drop him and you can have my ass tonight!" Harley yelled as she smacked her ass cheek hard for emphasis
"... you're alive because of her sweet, sugary, ass" Naruto said dropping Psycho
"New rule don't mention his ex" clayface said as he helped Psycho to his feet
"I Still don't know who his ex is" King Shark said with a head shake of confusion
"Not saying. I like living, thank you." Psycho groaned as he rubbed his neck
"Alright so waynetech right? Want me to call in Superwoman and Ultra girl since BlackFire is…. Indisposed?" Naruto asked
"Yeah we may as well bring them but no playing with them while on the job!" Harley yelled at Naruto
"…..damn it your lucky I love your ass bouncing on my thick -" Naruto was saying till Harley shoved him from behind
"Move!" Harley yelled as she shoved him to the door
(Waynetech. Alleyway in front of the building)
Harley was currently in the driver seat of a van with Ivy, Naruto, Superwoman, Ultragirl, Clayface, King Shark, and Dr. Psycho as they scoped out the building.
"So how are we doing this?" Ivy asked Harley
"We're gonna fast and furious 7 it since it's on the 26th floor" Harley said as she got bewildered looks from her crew
"That's the one where they shoot a car from one skyscraper to another skyscraper but ultimately they're you know just all about family" Harley said before turning to Clayface "ok Clayface activate operation douche" Harley ordered until Clayface transformed into a older man with a hat and glasses before he ran inside Waynetech.
"Have you seen my daughter?! I mean she's not actually my daughter. It's quite the tale of woe you see if you're interested. You see i have been cursed with immense smounts of empathy. For you see my wife had strayed Clayface in disguise said to a guard at the desk who looked like he'd rather be anywhere but there while King Shark snuck around them to get through to a server room.
"Ok king let us know as soon as you're in" Harley told him via comm
"Got it. And thank you for letting me use my brains for once. Most people don't let me be who I am" King shark said as he entered a server room to see a guard sitting at the desk
"Why wouldn't we let you use your tech skills?" Naruto asked finding that stupid
"No idea" King said before he ate the head off the guard and kicked his bloody corpse to the floor to sit in his chair before hacking into the terminal "alright I can hack the first three doors but the retinal scanner to the entrance to the room the bike is in is on you" Shark explained
"Copy that. Yo ultra tits, super slut! We're going up!" Naruto exclaimed with a deranged cackle
"I'm not carrying the midget!" Superwoman exclaimed
"Just do it woman!" Naruto yelled out
"If you touch me anywhere I will electrify your insides" Superwoman said to Psycho
"No problem I'm not into his sluts" Psycho said with a scoff as Superwoman grabbed him by the back of his shirt
"I shall carry you master" Ultra Girl said to Naruto who nodded as she grabbed him by his arm and pulled him up
"Ive you want to come in?" Harley asked Ivy who shook her head
"Nah I'll stay down here for perimeter control if shit hits the fan" Ivy said.
"Oh c'mon what could possibly go wrong?" Harley asked before she was grabbed by Superwoman and pulled up via flight under the evil wonder woman counterpart's arm like baggage
"Hey! I am not baggage!" Harley yelled at Superwoman as she flew them up
"Quiet" Superwoman told her since they didn't need to draw attention to them during the robbery. Soon though all of them were in front of a window to the 26th floor.
"Overhaul make a hole" Harley ordered as she didn't need them making a lot of noise
Naruto smirked beneath his mask before holding up his left hand and Ultra girl pulled off his glove so he could decay the window to ash.
Once all of them entered however they saw a squad of guards enter the room with a pizza box as if on break before they all just stared wordlessly at each other.
"Damn it, is this not my apartment?" Naruto asked with a chuckle
"Freeze freak- "one of the guards shouted before some Laser blasts burned through his head like a hot knife through butter.
The guards all looked at ultra girl whose eyes were red and smoking as she put down Naruto
"Evil Kryptonian! Get the kryptonite minigun!" One of the guards yelled before Superwoman was in front of him and pulling his heart out of his chest with her bare hands
"Ladies please deal with them and make it showy for when the cops arrive. Leave one alive however for the retinal scanner" Naruto said to Superwoman and ultra girl who grinned before they both charged at the guards
Superwoman grabbed one guard and shoved him face first through another guard's ass all the way through his body making both of them explode from a show of gore. Ultra girl meanwhile grabbed another guard by his face and crushed it before his brain flew out the back of the man's head shooting into another guard like a bullet at ripping through his chest at super fast speed before the brain splattered against the walls.
"Wow" Harley said with wide eyes at this as only one guard was left looking on in horror before Psycho used his powers to freeze his body
"Still annoyed I recruited them?" Naruto asked with a grin
"Well kinda you finally tap my ass and the next morning you run off to other dimensions to go hunt for more sluts" Harley said with a pout
"Bitch we ain't a couple. What do you care?" Naruto asked
"This coming from the guy who said he would cut some fanboys that were stalking her" Psycho grumbled as he telekinetically lifted the guard
"Hey! Only I get to stalk that sweet ass!" Naruto yelled pointing at Harley
"Nice to know you care deep down in your pitch black heart whiskers" Harley said as she pinched Naruto's cheek
"I don't! Don't spread such lies!" Naruto yelled
"So if I said I was looking to get back with jok-" Harley was asking
"I would kill him! Oh you little bitch!" Naruto yelled as he realized Harley just played him
Harley laughed at this as she led the way through the now open door towards the room with the retinal scanner. "Good thing Clayface is distracting that guard" Harley said
(With Clayface)
"And so after five long years I finally married the woman who would eventually have a tryst with another fellow. You see after our marriage things only went worse as…." Clayface rambled on as the guard look tempted to shoot himself in the head to end the torture of listening to the man talk.
(Back with Harley and Co)
The group made it to the retinal scanner before Psycho pushed the frozen guard up to it with his telekinesis to use the man's eyes to enter. The door opened for them seconds later.
To reveal a room with a platform surrounded by lasers lining the room. In a spy movie like laser trap.
"Well there's the bike and guess Brucey is a james bond fan" Naruto mused before he grabbed the guard that helped them get in "thanks for the help buddy" Naruto said before pulling off his right glove and splattering the man on the wall of the hallway
"So what's the plan to deal with the lasers Oh great leader?" Psycho asked Harley
"... Psycho I'm a fucking gymnast. What do you think?" Harley asked as she cartwheeled into the room and started flipping around to avoid the lasers.
"I can attest to the fact she's very flexible," Naruto said with a grin as he watched Harley flip, bend, and contort to avoid the lasers till she made it onto the platform where the invisible bike was.
"Woo! Let's go and- oooooh even more restricted access?!" Harley yelled seeing a door with the words "even more restricted access" printed on it
"This dimension is stupid why would you need an invisible bike?" Superwoman asked with a scoff
"I don't know why does your fat assed counterpart have an invisible plane?" Naruto asked
"…remind me to kick her ass for being stupid" Superwoman said with a twitching eyebrow
"Let me watch and it's a deal!" Naruto grinned as he wasn't gonna pass up a opportunity like that
"Let's see what's in there instead!" Harley yelled before she walked away from the invisible bike and started making her way to the restricted door. Curious what prize was on the other side of that door.
(With Clayface minutes later)
"Now mind you that was not the first time I was cuckolded-" Clayface was saying to the guard at the desk before a door suddenly exploded nearby from a punch from Ultra Girl
"Go! Go! Go!" Ultra Girl yelled as Harley ran past her holding an electronic button device followed by King Shark.
"Where's the bike?" Clayface asked as they ran away from guards while Naruto and Superwoman held them off as the guard behind the desk hit an alarm
"Stop those thieves and the terrible storyteller!" The guard yelled as the gates to the building started to shudder and close off the door
"We gotta go!" Overhaul yelled as he placed his hand on the ground where guards were funneling after them and made spikes rise to impale them as he and Superwoman ran after the others
"You think they would be expecting that move when they chase you by now" Harley said
"Move your fat ass!" Naruto yelled as he ran past Harley and smacked her ass as he passed her
The group made it through the closing gate except Clayface lost his transformed hat. He reached under the closing gate to grab it but the gate closed cutting off his right arm.
"Ah! My arm!" Clayface yelled out as he held his stump
"Mourn your Jerk off hand later! We gotta go!" Naruto yelled
"But my arm!" Clayface yelled before ultra girl grabbed him and dragged him away
"Where the fuck is the midget?!" Naruto yelled before they heard an explosion to see Dr Psycho riding the invisible motorcycle out the window of Wayne Tech. On the 26th floor
"I am a golden god!" Psycho yelled before he started to descend on the motorcycle…. Towards the ground "ah dammit!" He yelled before he jumped off the bike as it headed towards a building. The bike crashed into it and exploded sending him careening off course as he free fell to the ground and would have splattered against the concrete.
If Ivy hadn't caught him with her vines and held him in her arms to catch him.
"Oh you poor little bitch" Ivy told him in a cooing tone like he was a child
"Keep moving! The bat will be here soon like the punk ass joykill he is!" Naruto yelled at them as they all got in the van
"You of all people want to run away?" Harley asked bewildered
"No but you people would get in my way if i threw down with tall, dark, and broody" Naruto yelled
"….so you do care if we get hurt" Harley said with a smirk
"…..just for that I am gonna collect on that payment for not killing Psycho as soon as I'm done with my client tonight" Naruto growled as he grabbed Harley's ass and pulled her into his lap
"Punch it!" Psycho yelled as King shark drove them off
(Mall base)
"Woo! That was awesome! Everyone kicked major ass!" Harley cackled as she sat on the couch.
"No! No we did not! That was a fucking disaster!" Psycho yelled angrily at Harley
"Oh calm down mini me. We stole this!" Harley yelled holding up the button device she stole
"We stole a garage door opener?" Ivy asked with a flat tone
"What?! No! It was behind a locked door and is the most cutting piece of tech that Wayne had!" Harley said with a grin
"... you have no clue what it does do you?" Ivy asked deadpan
"Not a clue" Harley said with a shrug
"You're lucky your cute" Naruto said as he sat down next to her
"Oi I'm ready for the heist!" Sy yelled as he wheeled in "and it's gonna be delicious!" He said with a grin
"..." silence was all that he was met with
"Shit. I missed it didn't I?" He asked
"If you could even call that shit a heist. Clayface lost his arm" Psycho said pointing to Clayface
"No it's fine I can just play one armed characters" Clayface said with a sigh
"Ooh we were reviewed by the cowled critic!" Harley yelled excitedly as she opened up a video on her phone "he's the only reviewer the legion listens to" Harley said excited to hear was was gonna be said about her daring heist
"Alright I learned something today cowlheads. And that's Harley Quinn and her crew aren't worthy of legionnaires disease let alone the legion of doom" The virtual skull giving the review stated
"Wait what?!" Harley yelled offended
"But why should we be surprised. After all, her crew has the universally hated Dr. Psycho and his hussy new girlfriend Poison Ivy" the critic stated showing a pic of Ivy holding psycho
"what?!" Ivy and Naruto yelled at this
"That's out of context! You're not even my type!" Psycho yelled
"I should've fucking let you drop" Ivy scowled
"Now there are some silver linings to the crew admittedly. Blackfire is usually competent but wasn't around for this heist. And it seems like Harley went and found herself an evil kryptonian and some evil wonder woman twin but the two are far too powerful and probably don't need this team. So expect them to go solo in about a week" the critic stated
"Hmmmm interesting" Superwoman said with a smirk
"you do what you're told trick!" Naruto yelled at her
"Make me!" Superwoman smirked
Naruto smirked evilly at this as he tackled his woman and smashed through a wall
"ugh Ivy groaned as she shook her head
"Lastly the Only Competent member on the team is Overhaul. Which if you've seen my previous reviews is a scary thought. See my previous review of Overhaul and the bagel shop crusade" The cowled critic said simply
"Say uncle my thick bitch!" Naruto was heard yelling as a smacking sound was heard in the other room
"That's competent?" Psycho asked with a annoyed tone
"But despite having some powerhouses on her team, Harley as a leader is so incompetent she left behind a crew member who is now in the hands of the Gotham City police department" The critic said "so on a scale of 1 to 10 as a leader she gets a negative 5"
"What the fuck is he talking about?! We're all here!" Harley yelled
"Um not all of us" Clayface said pointing to his missing arm
(1 hour later)
"So what I miss?" Naruro asked as he came walking back inside with a disheveled haired Superwoman limping beside him
"Clayface arm is sentient and gonna spill the beans on us" Ivy deadpanned
"Ah gotcha. Well good luck with freeing him" Naruto said as he went for the door
"What? You're not coming?" Harley asked curiously
"I got a client to see. They booked for the entire night" Naruto said
" aka your gonna go fuck some slut" Psycho said as he rolled his eyes
"Yup. You could say she's a giant one for me" Naruro snickered before he Walked out "later folks!" He said
"Alright, who's coming to free Clayface's arm?" Harley asked
"Not me" Psycho told her "I'm gonna hunt down that critic" he growled
"Hang on Psycho I'll join you" Ivy said as she stood up
"Why?" Harley asked curiously as Ivy didn't seem the type to do this
"He insulted you. I might as well defend you" Ivy said
"Awwww" Harley happily gushed
"And I want to choke him for claiming I'm fucking the midget" Ivy said "but mostly for you. And for me. For us. Let's go" Ivy said to Psycho as they left
(With Naruto 15 minutes later)
Naruto approached a house in a nice neighborhood and knocked on the door. Next to it, a massive door 5 times its size opened up. "Hey Giganta, your sugar daddy is here and he has a sweet tooth!" Naruto grinned as the door opened and Giganta picked him up and pulled him into a hug. Pushing him into her massive chest. "God I love tall bitches" Naruto smirked
"Herman's gaming with headphones. We can be as loud as we want" Giganta told him with a pervy grin on her lips.
"Tell me what you want" Naruto smirked as Giganta dragged him onto the couch of the living room
"I wanna feel that tongue of yours eat me out like no one else can" Giganta told him as she pulled up her pink dress with a grin revealing she had no underwear underneath.
"Heh sure thing. Get that big ass over here and bend over my giant slut" Naruto smirked
"You make me cum hard enough and you can fuck this ass" Giganta smirked as she bent over in front of him and smacked her ass hard for emphasis like she knew he loved
Naruto grabbed her by her legs "Oh I'm gonna make you cum your fucking brains out" Naruto growled before he stuck his head in between her legs and started to lick at the giant Woman's dripping cunt as if it were an ice cream cone.
"Oh fuck I missed this!" Giganta squealed out as she felt her lover's tongue explore her twat. No one else could compare to him.
"God I love making you squeal" Naruto smirked
"Get back to work, stud!" Giganta demanded as she pushed her ass back to get him back inside her. She screamed yet again when she felt his hand grip onto her large ass and continued licking at her depths.
"Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck!" Giganta moaned as he was making short work of her. He knew her most intimate spots far too well
"Let it out my beautiful Amazon" Naruto smirked as he played with her clit with his free hand
"CUMMMMING!" Giganta yelled as she climaxed. Sending a torrent of juices all over Naruto's face. Just as the front door had someone knock on it.
"Get lost!" giganta yelled as Naruto got up and unzipped his pants
"Wait! Giganta?! Your the fucking critic!" The voice of Dr Psycho yelled having recognized his voice
"Get lost! You miserable baby dicked midget! go back to your jolly green whore!" Giganta yelled out
"God I'm gonna fucking destroy your ass" Naruto grinned as he gripped her ass and thrusted hard into her asshole. As he did so the door broke open from vines ripping it apart letting Dr Psycho and Poison Ivy in
"Oh fuck! You're so deep!" Giganta screamed as Naruto started to jackhammer into her ass
"Yeah take my cock my giant bitch!" Naruto grunted before seeing Dr Psycho and Ivy "yo! What are you two doing here?" He asked nonchalantly as if he wasn't fucking a giant woman
Ivy just blushed before looking at Psycho "how did you and her work you know in bed?" She asked
"Not…. Well" Psycho growled out
"You're damn right! I got a real man now! So take that plant bitch of yours and leave my house!" Giganta yelled at them while Naruto kept fucking her
"Watch it she's a friend" Naruto grunted as he smacked Giganta's ass making it ripple
"Ah! So rough!" Giganta moaned as she let Naruto just fuck her like a piece of meat
"Look we're just here to find the cowled critic" Ivy said as they had traced the critic here
"Then search the place while I get wrecked damn it!" Giganta bellowed as she was getting pounded into.
"Ok Ivy you search down here. I'll search upstairs" Psycho said with a sigh since he just did not want to see his ex wife getting fucked by the manwhore.
"... uh huh" Ivy said looking at the sight of Naruto fucking Giganta and not paying any attention to Psycho whatsoever
"Either get in line or walk away" Naruto grunted as he grabbed Giganta's long hair and pulled it back towards him. Making the giant woman scream from his manhandling of her despite his smaller size.
"... fuck it!" Ivy said as she walked towards them
"Heh I knew I would get ya" Naruto smirked
"Same rules as Harley. I'm only doing this to get off" Ivy said with a glare .
"Works for me. I've been waiting to plow that field of yours for long enough." Naruto smirked
"Ah! I'm almost there at least give me your cum first before you fuck another woman!" Giganta begged
"That's the plan my dear now take it!" Naruto growled as he smacked her ass with each thrust as he started thrusting faster
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ahhhhhhhh!" Giganta squealed aloud as she climaxed on him. Her juices spraying and drenching the couch behind them.
"Fucking take it!" Naruto yelled as he came inside the giant woman's asshole. Filling her up with his hot cum. After Naruto pulled out of her, Giganta fell to the floor face first. Her massive tits cushioning her fall.
"Now….." Naruto said as he turned to look at Ivy "I've been waiting for this for a while so how should I do this?" He asked himself as he stood up fully nude. His erect cock on display
Ivy blushed at this and composed herself before she unzipped her pants and dropped them before she bent over a table "just do it and make me feel it" Ivy told him
"Oh but you're far too dressed for that" Naruto said as he grabbed her jacket with his ungloved right hand and used overhaul to shred and reform her clothes off her body. Leaving the plant woman naked. Her green skin on full display along with her dark green nipples.
"You gonna fuck me or what?" Ivy asked as she looked at him over her shoulder
"Sorry I'm just savoring how beautiful you are presenting yourself to me. I Could Just eat You up. In fact…" Naruto smirked before he brought his face to her pussy and licked her
"Ah! I said just fuck meeeeee! Y-you idiooooooot!" Ivy was trying to say but screamed as he hit her sensitive spots in seconds
"Oh but I told you I'd eat your greens remember?" Naruto smirked "but fine if you want a cock splitting you open that bad I'll happily oblige" Naruto said as he stood up behind her
"y-you better make me cum hard" Ivy told him still on edge from his tonguing
Naruto just smirked and slammed his dick wordlessly inside her pussy. Fully hilting himself in her cunt and making her scream at the sudden intrusion.
"Fuck! You're a tight one!" Naruto grunted out as he started to slam in and out of her. Making the plant woman scream at each thrust he gave her. While she had sex before, this was something else entirely. He was rough, brutal, and his massive cock was ripping her tight pussy apart.
"Oh fuck!" Ivy screamed as she felt her body being used by Naruto like it was a toy. And somehow it made her feel immense pleasure from that thought alone.
"Ugh you were so worth the wait. You're a first class piece of ass" Naruto grunted our as he held her hips tight
"Oh god!" Ivy yelled having never been fucked like this before. She yelped however when Naruto grabbed her by her hair and tugged
"I'm the new devil, remember? You swear to me. Not god" he grunted out as he fully slammed his cock inside her with a rough thrust as he pulled her hair back. Making her back arch and her massive tits bounce.
"Ahhh! I'm- I'm gonna! Ahhhhhhh!" Ivy screeched as she climaxed with an earth shaking orgasm. So powerful was it that plants started to spontaneously grow in the front yard to Giganta's house.
"Hahaha! I love it when my bitches lose control of their powers in bed!" Naruto cackled as he kept fucking the chlorokinetic woman despite her having already orgasmed. Meaning her body was still sensitive to his actions
"Ah! Ah! Slow down, I'm still recovering!" Ivy begged
"Fuck that! I'm almost there! I can't wait to seed you my flower" Naruto growled out as he thrusted more rapidly trying to get himself off with the plant babe's body.
"Ah! Ah! F-f-fuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk!" Ivy screamed as she hit another orgasm just as Naruto reached his own.
"Take it!" Naruto roared as he let his load out inside the plant woman's tight cunt as she came.
Ivy panted for breath after her second orgasm as she was barely conscious before she felt Naruto lean over her and kiss her neck possessively
"h-hey none of that- Oh fuck that's my spot" Ivy told Him before she screamed as he immediately hit her gspot again
"It ain't love I'm marking you as my bitch!" Naruto grunted
"Ah! Prove it! it feels like love to me whiskers" Ivy said with a defiant look as she looked back at Naruto over her shoulder with a smug look
"Oh I'll show you alright! I'll show all of you!" Naruto roared as he pounded inside Ivy with renewed vigor.
(2 hours later)
"Hey Harley just texted me that she needs he- what the fuck?!" Psycho yelled as he came downstairs after speaking with his son about him being the cowled critic
"Good your wife is almost passed out and Ivy here is a fucking freak" Naruto said as he was currently face fucking Giganta who had half lidded eyes
"I still say that felt more like love" Ivy said as she pulled up her pants
"Well let's go save the sexy clown and after that I'll show you and Giganta here how much of a beast I really am. It'd be nice to stop holding back on you both after all" Naruto said as he came one last time in Giganta's mouth before she fell off his cock and passed out to the floor
"You're holding back?" Ivy asked with wide eyes
"Yup though you're definitely my top 5 favorite lays" Naruto said with a smirk at Ivy as he put on his villain outfit .
"Who's number one?" Ivy asked curiously
"…none of your business" Naruto said with a scowl "let's just go save the sexy clown from the cops" Naruto said as he stormed out of the house
Ivy raised an eyebrow at this and sighed 'must be his ex' she thought as she followed after Naruto
"Come b-back soon master" Giganta said before she fully passed out from how rough Naruto was with her. Making Psycho scowl at her.
"Fucking cunt" he grumbled before he followed after the two villains to save Harley
(Gotham Police Department)
After failing to get King Shark in the precinct, Harley and Clayface had managed to finally get Clayface his arm back. And now Batman and Jim Gordon were trying to arrest them. Superwoman and Ultra Girl were currently ripping apart cops to keep them from interfering after they returned from a fake crime being told to them by a disguised Clayface.
As Batman approached Harley he and Jim turned around to see a massive vine slam into the roof of the building. And then another one. And soon a giant platform of vines sprung up with Ivy, Dr Psycho, and Overhaul standing on them to get above the rooftop.
"Hiya clown babe! Heard you needed help against broody and the drunk!" Naruto cackled insanely as he flexed his ungloved hands
"Overhaul" Batman glared at him. The villain did tear his son's arm off after all.
"Heya bats. Your son hurt himself with his new arm yet?" Naruto asked before seeing Jim "oh and the shitty cop too. How's Barbara doing?" Naruto asked smirking under his mask
"I'll kill you for fucking my daughter!" Gordon yelled
"Barbara might not like that she said I was best fuck ever and if I need a fix I can use her like a cheap piece of meat. Besides, I was talking about your wife Barbara. After all she joined in last time I banged your sexy daughter" Naruto smirked
"Holy shit!" Harley yelled wide eyed at that info. Naruto really knew how to get under people's skin.
"She… cheated on me…. With you?!" Gordon yelled in a rage as he pulled out his gun
Naruto leapt off the plants and slammed his hand on the ground and made the roof collapse under Gordon
"Your choice bats us or the drunk!" Naruto yelled as Gordon yelled as he fell "tick tock batsy!" Naruto mocked
Batman glared before he jumped down the hole and went to save Gordon "aww i was hoping you'd let him die for our rematch. Oh well" Naruto said with a shrug before reforming where the hole was with overhaul to close it up. "Alright clown babe, let's round up everyone and head home!" Naruto yelled as the crew started to leave. With superwoman and Ultra girl following after reducing the numbers of Gotham's police force by over half.
(Mall base the next day)
"And so cowlheads it is with a heavy heart that I retract my previous review. Harley Quinn and her crew have more than proven themselves worthy of joining the legion of doom" The cowled critic said on his podcast which was being played on Harley's phone
"Look obviously I want to get in the legion of doom. But it shouldn't have been more important than you guys" Harley said apologetically to her team.
"Hey check it out." Psycho said aa the video continued with a picture of him
"And I'd also like to give a shout out to Dr. Psycho who I slandered in my last review. His powers are super useful and despite no longer being in the legion himself is still a powerful villain. And I'm sure his super cool son is proud of him." The critic said making Psycho smile
"... should I wipe that smile off his face?" Naruto asked before Ivy slapped him in the shoulder
"Let him have this one" she told him
"oh fine…can I tell Harley?" Naruto asked with a smirk
"... later" Ivy whispered
"And I'd also like to retract my claim of Dr Psycho and Poison Ivy as a couple. That was on me. Since like many villainesses and heroines Poison Ivy has been caught on camera going at it with Overhaul" The critic said as a censored pic of the two fucking was shown
"Say what?!" Harley yelled in shock at this reveal
"He pranked me" Naruto chuckled as
Herman bugged the house and must have caught that when going through footage. To be fair Naruto did do crazy shit in that house a lot that got covered on this podcast. Like the football team he slaughtered 5 months ago. Or the time he tied up vegans and force fed them meatloaf.
Good times.
"Harley Quinn and her crew are more than worthy of being nominated for the legion of doom….. if she would just stop letting team members keep getting captured
"fuck yes!" Harley yelled
"pass" Naruto and Ivy said together
"Oh c'mon the legion is gr- wait we don't have anyone else captured….. oh fuck king!" Harley yelled in a panic since Shark was captured
(Blackgate prison)
King Shark was sitting in a cell drinking a bag filled with toilet wine as an inmate was kneeling before the shark terrified
"Mm Darrell if you ever bring me inferior toilet wine again, I'll be forced to shank you in the showers. And you know I don't want to do that" King Shark told him as the man nodded terrified and ran off. "Hehe. I like being the cool boss" Shark chuckled
Suddenly the wall to his cell decayed away showing Naruto and Harley
"Knock knock Mother fuckers!" Naruto shouted
"Oh god Overhauls here!" One of the prisoners shouted from a cell
"That bastard fucked my wife!"
"He fucked my daughter!"
"Son of a bitch fucked my mom!"
"He ate my liver!"
"He stole my car and drove it into a dairy queen!"
"How many people did you piss off here?" Harley asked curiously
"I lost track after number 57" Naruto shrugged
"Anyways sorry we were late to get you king" Harley said as she hugged king Shark
"Oh it's fine guys I know you wouldn't purposely forget me. Besides it let me see firsthand the failings of the prison industrial complex" King Shark said
"Of course not! You're my boy! I don't have a lot of male friends I can trust. They keep trying to steal my ramen and my porn." Naruto told him
"Now let's get out of this place"
"Hey fresh fish!"
"Here fishy fishy" some prisoners started to heckle some new prisoners as they appeared
"Guys I know it's all in fun but, What the fuck did I tell you about using that word?!" Shark demanded of the prisoner
"Oh yeah. Sorry king!"
"Sorry about that!" The prisoners yelled
"Ah they're learning. Baby steps. I will kill each and everyone of you with my bare hands if I have to!" King yelled as he was taken out of the cell by Naruto and Harley
"C'mon let's go. I gotta go fuck Giganta some more. She paid for an extra day" Naruto said as they all left the prison.