(Naruto's apartment)
A few days after Robin's last interview with Tawny, Harley was currently in overdrive trying to figure out a way to stop his lies of her being his nemesis.
Meanwhile Naruto was relaxing in his apartment at a desk, moving what seemed like action figures of Himself and Joker while several other figures were at his desk.
"You dare think you can kill me you loon!" He mimicked in a poor joker voice as he held up a joker figure in his hand
"Think? No, I know I can kill you, you whiny little bitch!" Naruto exclaimed in his own voice as he slammed the figure of himself into joker sending him off the table
"Hey what was that? He was mine to kill" he voiced as he used his now free hand to pick up a Harley Quinn figure
"Come on baby you know you love it now give daddy some sugar" he smirked as he moved the Harley Quinn figure to his and started making kissing sounds and slurps between them before freeing a hand to grab an ivy figure
"Hey let me in on this harls!" He voiced as Ivy
"Let's threeway this red!" He voiced as harley as he started moving the figures around before King Shark knocked and opened his door making him scramble to move the figures. The harley and ivy ones in his rush being thrown into his pants which he saw clearly
"... you forget you saw this and I'll give you a fish." Naruto said to Shark calmly while he stared back at Naruto freaked out
"... Harley asked me to come get ya" Shark said while trying to forget everything he just saw. Both for the promise of fish and also so he wouldn't have that scar him for life.
"Ok cool, Komi! Put away the gimp suit, we have a meeting!" Naruto yelled
"But I just got the earthling inside it!" Komi yelled from the other room
"…and I'm scarred for life" King Shark said
"Oh relax I was kidding big guy" Naruto told him as he patted shark on the shoulder
"I'm not! She took ages to get inside it due to her Squirming!" Komi yelled as she came into the room
"... I don't know whether to be scared or aroused. Is scaroused a thing?" Naruto asked Shark
"I heard that term on the internet at least once" Shark said after thinking on it
"Shark, can you just bring the whore and their servant in here already?!" Harley yelled from across the hallway
"Am I the whore or the servant?" Komi asked with a raised eyebrow
"Servant babe you know I'm the one who's In charge" Naruto said as he smacked Komi's ass with a smirk
"Mmm harder daddy" Komi moaned out with a smirk at her man
"You have till the count of 3 before I have Psycho drag your asses in here!" Harley bellowed
"Ok ok keep your short shorts on… actually on second thought do drop em" Naruto smirked as him, Shark, and Komi entered Ivy's apartment. By him Overhauling the door open and then resealing it
"Shut up! I'm planning how to deal with bat boys bird brat!" Harley yelled from her seat where Clayface and Psycho were waiting
"Also can you stop doing that to my fucking door?" Ivy asked with irritation as she sat next to Frank
"Hmmmmmmmmm… no. Not unless you wanna make a deal with the devil" Naruto said with a grin at Ivy
"Can you focus on something that's not your dick getting wet for 5 seconds?" Ivy asked exasperated
"Ok ok what's the plan Harley?" Naruto said with a chuckle as he looked at his boss
"We're gonna have him admit to the world he isn't my nemesis. By tricking him into revealing it live on Tawny" Harley said with a grin
"I don't know Harley that brat is stubborn" Psycho said
"Indeed even after Overhaul destroyed his arm and he got that robotic replacement arm he may be a formidable" Clayface said
"...he got a robot arm?" Naruto asked as his eyebrow twitched in irritation
"yea and he's been talking shit about how you just made him cooler now so good job" Frank said
"I Mean He attributed it To Harley taking his Arm Off so Technically She made him cooler" Naruto pointed out
"Whatever! We're gonna take her next live show hostage and make bird boy admit it and I want you there to make him talk!" Harley shouted
"Can I kill him after?" Naruto asked with a smirk as he wanted to see what she said
"Go nuts! I'm past this kiddy bullshit!" Harley yelled in her rage not thinking
"Finally! I'll knock up Talia on his grave!" Naruto cackled in mad glee
"... are we sure he's not worse than Joker?" Ivy asked
"No Joker doesn't play with action figures of you and Harley" Shark said
"He what?" Harley and Ivy asked with raised eyebrows finding this odd
"You fucking sellout! No fish for you!" Naruto yelled at the shark man.
"... change of plans no killing Robin" Harley said as she had a new idea now that she was calmer
"Dammit!" Naruto yelled as he grabbed a chair and threw it out a window
"That chair was $30 you dick!" Ivy yelled before Naruto grabbed a piece of metal from his coat and overhauled it into gold.
"Keep the change and lets just hear this damned plan" Naruto growled irritated
"Holy shit you can actually do that?!" Psycho yelled In shock
"You Asked me if I could when we robbed Maxie Zeus remember"
"Well yea but I figured you were blowing smoke like how you said you actually have nailed heroines" Psycho said with a dismissive wave
"Actually he has. He pounded me and my sister the other day" Blackfire said with a grin
"And there was the video of him nailing Hawkgirl and killing Green Lantern" Frank pointed out
"Fake news!" Psycho yelled as he shook his head
"I have proof" Naruto said as he pulled out his phone and handed it to psycho. "Read my texts from the heroines in my phone" Naruto said simply as Psycho was pissing him off
"Anyway! you will like this plan were gonna string up bird boy and dangle him over a Shark pit and if he doesn't confess Shark will eat him" Harley said with a grin
"…you are so fucking hot right now. If I wasn't plowing Black Canary tonight I'd offer you a free pass for an entire month" Naruto said with a Manic grin at this plan
"... I don't really like this plan. I don't do well around blood" Shark said
"You're afraid of blood?" Komi asked with a scoff
"Oh no. I just don't handle it well is all" Shark said
"... it sends you into a frenzy doesn't it" Naruto said simply
"Ahhhh so like an actual Shark" Clayface said as he nodded in understanding
"... you people do Realize I'm a literal shark right?" King Shark asked for clarification
"Wait I thought you were a shark human hybrid" Naruto said confused
"Nope. Full shark." King shark said as he smiled
"Huh Interesting." Naruto said
"You banged Wonder woman?!" Psycho yelled after having looked Through Naruto's phone
"Yeah but she's such a buzzkill nothing makes me flaccid faster than a bitch Trying to turn me good. Stop killing random people Overhaul. Don't tie my lasso around me Overhaul. Why can't you join the League Overhaul. Why do i suddenly have nipple piercings overhaul" Naruto said as he did a very bad imitation of wonder woman
"ok we get it" Psycho was saying but Naruto kept going
"Why do you have my mother bent over screaming like a whore Overhaul?" Naruto Continued
"Oh bullshit! you did not nail wonder woman's mom!" Ivy yelled having enough of Naruto's lies
"Look under hippolyta's texts to me" Naruto said calmly to her
Ivy, wanting to prove herself correct, looked at them before she blushed and handed him back his phone.
"Yeah she's a freak though I'm banned from Themyscira." Naruto said with a pout as he loved strong women
"Well duh all men are" Harley said as she waved her hand dismissively
"I'm double banned. Let's just say I did some things and leave it at that." Naruto said simply
"Ok you being a manwhore aside let's go! The next live show is soon and I want to set up the tank!" Harley giggled before cartwheeling out the room
"... this is gonna go terribly" Ivy deadpanned
"Yeah but it should be fun. Wait for me hot pants!" Naruto yelled as he followed Harley with Komi close behind before the rest of the crew followed them.
(Later)
"So where is he?" Naruto asked boredly as they were just waiting around for Robin to show up
"He should be here any second." Harley said, bouncing in excitement to finally end her nightmare. All while Naruto just stared at her bouncing tits not even hiding the fact he was staring at them bounce and jiggle.
"Focus lover" Komi said with a scoff
"Relax babe you know I love ya." Naruto said with a chuckle at Komi
"Oh do you now?" Komi asked with a smirk
"... I mean um I love your body. Yeah that." Naruto said after realizing his slip up
"Oh my god….Overhaul is blushing!" Harley yelled as she started to laugh
"No I'm not it's just sunburn!" Naruto yelled in denial
"Oh you and I are gonna have fun with that Canary tonight" Komi said with a smirk as she trailed her finger under Naruto's masked chin
"Sigh mom always said my attachments would be the cause of my demise. Maybe she was right" Naruto sighed as this was embarrassing for him.
He was the crazed, perverse, bad ass nut case. Not some lovesick teenager. God he needed a bitch to fuck and a glass of Rum.
"Halt villains!" Robin yelled as he crashed through a window.
"Oh good I'm pissed and need a punching bag" Naruto growled
"Punch this!" Robin yelled as he aimed his robot arm at Naruto which turned into a blaster and fired at him
Naruto just slammed his palm onto the ground and raised a wall to block it
"Fuck that Megaman shit! I'll beat you with Nintendo power!" Naruto yelled as he slammed his palm on the metal floor again.
And formed a suit of armor around him like Samus only black
"Ha! You're dressed like a girl!" Robin yelled as he charged another blast
Only to be tackled by Naruto and slammed into the floor hard as the suit fell from his body.
"Who needs overpowered tech when you can just knock someone out with a suit of armor" Naruto smirked before looking at the boy's robot arm and inspecting it
"oh great looks like bats called Cyborg to hook you up" Naruto said with a scowl
"That means it's probably bugged" Komi said with a scowl
"And if it is well then I have something to say. Yo borgy if this about pounding your girlfriend it ain't my fault bee wanted me to clap them cheeks! Besides she wanted actual dick not a tiny vibrator" Naruto cackled
"Are there heroines and heroes you haven't fucked or cucked?" Harley asked
"We'd be here for a month straight if I tried to give you each name" Naruto said simply
"Bah whatever! Tie that little shit up we have a plan to do" Harley said as she
"Rope or chain? If chain then what metal?" Naruto asked
"Surprise me" Harley said as she waved her hand dismissively
"Oh I'm gonna fucking love this" Naruto said as he smirked as he placed his hand on the floor next to robin. And created some chains made of pure titanium.
"Good put him over the tank. Shark swim around menacingly" Harley ordered them
"Ok" shark said as he stripped down to his underwear and jumped into the tank of water
"... why do you even have underwear on? You're a shark" Naruto asked confused as he picked up Robin to hang him over the tank.
"Do you ask cheetah that? Shark asked with a raised eyebrow
"…..point made. Though usually when I see her she ain't wearing anything" Naruto smirked
(A half hour later)
Robin was currently chained up over the tank, awake and watching as King Shark swam around in the tank.
He also had what looked like spit wads on his face thanks to Naruto who was sitting on a crate nearby with a straw which he was using to spit at Robin who couldn't do anything worth a damn
"Alright you little punk you're gonna admit to everyone that I am not your nemesis" Harley yelled
"Let me go, you old hag!" Robin yelled as he tried to get loose
"The fuck you call me?!" Harley roared as she readied her bat to smack the sidekick in the teeth
"You heard me! You seem like your 40" Robin yelled in defiance
"And you're the cumshot your mom should have swallowed!" Harley yelled enraged at the crack about her age
"Ahahahahahahah!" Naruto yelled as he cackled at Harleys burn
"Look admit to Everyone that You're not my nemesis then you get to live" Harley told him
"why the hell would I do that? I have these rhubes eating up everything I say. I'm Gotham's sweet potato pie remember"
"Not anymore you get that clayface? Naruto yelled to Clayface who was nearby with a camera
"Was I supposed to record?" Clayface asked as he wasn't good with electronics
"Goddammit!" Harley yelled as she slammed her bat on the railing in her rage
"Relax. Hey Tawni you get all that?!" Komi yelled to the talk show host who was sitting nearby with a camera and microphone.
"Yes mistress!" Tawni yelled
"... when the hell did this happen?" Naruto and Harley asked confused
"She wanted a crack at you and she had to prove herself with me" Komi explained with a shrug
"God I love my life." Naruto smirked
"You'll love this even more" Blackfire said as she punched a wall which broke and fell revealing that they were on Tawni's live talk show the whole time
"You lying little shit!" one of the audience members yelled at Robin
"We believed in you Robin! Even after you were listed as dead!" A random audience member shouted
"Different Robin" Naruto said boredly
"... which one is he?" Another audience member asked
"4th" Naruto said sounding bored as he spat another spitball at Robin nailing him in the eye
"Well at least this Crap is over" Harley sighed
"You ruined my rep, you used up clown squeeze!" Robin yelled enraged at the fact that his reputation had taken a hit from this
Harley scowled at this before she smacked Robin in the face. Making his nose bleed. His Blood spilling into the water filled tank.
The tank that King Shark was still swimming in.
"Blood…. BLOOD! RAGGHHH!" King Shark went into a crazed frenzy
"Oh fuck" Psycho said seeing this
"Shark calm down!" Harley yelled as she saw the man sized shark thrash and leap up to try and bite Robin.
"Oh this is better than pay per view" Naruto said cackling
"Get me down from here! I'm sorry I lied about her being my nemesis!" Robin screamed in terror as Shark barely missed him as he tried to bite at him
Suddenly a window burst open and Batman jumped into the studio.
"Quinn? Tawni? A giant shark man?" Batman questioned seeing this
"Oh good it's the guy that employs underage boys in short shorts" Naruto said with a smirk as he cracked his wrist
"Overhaul" Batman said as he glared at him
"Oh relax bat fucker. I ain't going anywhere. Go save your waste of sperm first then we can dance" Naruto said with a grin behind his mask
Batman glared before he tackled a leaping King Shark to the ground and pulled out a spray can. A can of shark repellent that knocked King Shark out in seconds.
"Shark repellent? Little 60s don't you think" Naruto asked as he jumped down to confront the hero of Gotham
"Quinn. Overhaul. You nearly killed my ward and had me appear on public tv without prior notice. You're both going to Arkham for good" Batman glared
"Or about half a minute that place has a revolving door. Both figuratively and literally pretty sure there's a literal revolving door maintained by a narcoleptic guard." Naruto said as he dug in his ear bored
"Yea I'm one stamp away from a free pizza" Harley said with a grin as she held up a card
"I'll deal with you first Overhaul" Batman said as he pulled out a batarang and threw it
"Not into dudes but let's do this!" Naruto said as he caught the batarang and turned it into a dagger
Batman rushed at Naruto to send a punch to his face but Naruto ducked and went to slash at Batman's neck. Batman backflipped out of the way, using his legs to kick the dagger from Naruto's hand into the air
Meanwhile Komi and Harley went to Shark and threw him into the crowd.
"Psycho, Clayface, watch over him. Blackfire and I will help Overhaul" Harley told them before she readied her bat to go help Naruto
"Hope you can keep up boss" Komi said with a Snarky tone at Harley as she flew at Batman
"I can so keep up Bitch!" Harley yelled as she ran behind her
"So Overhaul care to give a few words on why you're a villain?" Tawni asked Naruto as he jumped back from Batman and slammed his hand on the ground and sent some spikes at Batman
"Well it all started when I was a little lad mommy needed another hit of heroine and she sold me into - you know what fuck this! I ain't revealing shit!" Naruto yelled
"You know I'm kinda curious too" Harley said as she dodged some attacks from Batman
"Oh fuck it! Fine! My mother is a literal demon banned from hell! I'm evil because I want to be!" Naruto yelled finally having enough of this crap
"So you're not that complicated?" Tawni asked with a raised eyebrow
"Hell no! I want to commit crimes, kill anyone annoying, eat some great food and fuck sexy bitches into willing sluts for me! I don't have some horrific backstory or some shit like every other waste of time wearing spandex" Naruto said after taking a calming breath
"What did your mom do to get banned from hell?" Harley asked before Batman punched her
"Oh she created twitter" Naruto said simply with a shrug
"That monster!" Psycho yelled dramatically
"I know I'm so proud, I hope to do something that bad someday" Naruto said with a smile as he dodged another attack from Batman "Worst I created was aids. I was making minastroni and it got away from me" Naruto said with a pout
"I thought you were 21?" Batman asked finding this odd
"I am I'm fucking lying you dumbass. World's greatest detective ladies and gentlemen!" Naruto said as he held out his arms dramatically at Batman
This got a laugh from Harley and Komi.
"Let's see you laugh about this" Batman said as he pulled out a batarang that Shifted into a sword like hilt. Suddenly a blue laser blade sprang to life from it.
"... why does The fucking Batman have a Lightsaber?!" Psycho yelled terrified
"Because Lightsabers are awesome!" Naruto exclaimed as he pulled out a sword hilt from his trench coat. And a red laser blade sprang to life from it.
"Why do you have one?!" Psycho yelled feeling a vein throb in his forehead
"Stole it eyyagah!" Naruto roared as he swung himself at Batman and started to fight him blade to blade. The lasers clashing against each other in a dance of brutal strikes.
As the two clashed Harley decided to try and sneak up behind Batman with her bat only for Batman to duck. Naruto's blade nearly striking her but he stopped it
"Woman stay outta my way. I don't need you getting hurt!" Naruto yelled at Harley as he looked panicked
"Awwwwww" the audience cooed finding that sweet
"I will eat you all with butter!" Naruto yelled at the audience before Batman kicked him in the back.
"This ends now!" Batman yelled as he approached Naruto who crashed into Harley and landed on the ground
"Freeze bat!" Komi yelled getting Their attention
When everyone looked at her they saw that Komi was in the air and she had Robin by his neck dangling in the air
"You want him to Reach puberty then you'll-" Komi was shouting Before Two seperate Holes In the wall opened up
One revealing Ivy riding on a bunch of vines and the other having the Joker himself step through.
"Alright bats how dare you miss our date! I mean my crime!" Joker yelled as he waved a pistol in the air
"I fucking knew it!" Naruto cackled as he got up and helped Harley up
"Heh he wants him to Peg him" Harley said with a grin
"I do not! It was a slip up!" Joker yelled before he dodged a vine striking at him
"So why am I having to help you clean up your mess again?" Ivy asked annoyed
"Cause you find us hot?" Naruto asked gesturing to him and Harley
"..." Ivy said nothing before she sent a vine at Naruto to slap him before it went after Batman.
"What even is happening anymore?" Psycho groaned
"Focus tattoo! Grab shark and let's get out of here!" Harley yelled to her crew
"Your not going-" Batman was saying before Komi threw Robin at him making the two heroes crash into some crates
Naruto walked over to the downed Batman and kneeled down. "See you around Brucie, Damian" he whispered with an evil grin before he walked back towards the crew.
"H-hey! What about me?!" Joker yelled confused why they weren't trying to fight him or Batman anymore. More offended at being ignored
"What about you? The only thing interesting about you was this hot piece of ass I work for" Naruto said with a grin as he jerked a thumb at Harley "without her your just a failed rodeo clown that became a mass murderer. Your jokes aren't even funny. Hell the fucking Riddler is funnier than you half the time" Naruto said before running away with his crewmates "give my regards to Green Arrow about Canary Bats!"
(back at Ivy's)
"Fuck yea! that was great!" Harley yelled excitedly as she sat on ivy's couch
"I know! I beat up Bats on live TV! Now I just need to do the same to Santa Claus and my bucket list of idiots to beat up on tv is complete!" Naruto cackled as he sat next to Harley his arm around her. Which she didn't seem to notice. Too excited from what had happened.
"Let's see what the news says" Frank said as he grabbed a remote and turned on the TV
"This is Vicki Vale for Gotham news tonight. The villain Overhaul and the Batman fought on live TV before being interrupted by the Joker." Vicky Vale reported
"It would seem that the reports of the villain Overhaul being a manchild are true" Vicki said as she showed a image of Naruto spitting spitballs at Robin
"Oh c'mon she didn't even mention me!" Harley yelled pissed off
"It would seem he also cares for underling Harley Quinn from this footage too" Vicki Vale said as footage of Naruto saving Harley and making sure she was ok was shown
Naruto scowled as he grabbed a golf club and smashed the tv
"….hit a nerve?" Ivy asked flatly
"Manchild?! Cares?! That fucking bitch! I'll charge her triple next time she wants her go at me again!" Naruto roared pissed off
"Who's she to talk?! If you're a manchild then that makes her a pedophile! and I'll be damned if my best crewmember is lectured by a pervert!" Harley yelled enraged
"... do you two hear yourselves or is this just saying what comes to mind?" Ivy deadpanned
"If I was saying what was in mind I would say I want you in just your panties and swimming in ramen" Naruto pointed out
"That reminds me master the Jacuzzi filled with Ramen is on backorder" Komi said
"….this crew is a madhouse" Shark groaned as he held his head from the headache he had
"Welcome to my world" Psycho deadpanned
"Oh it's not that bad at least we are getting a rep" Clayface said
"You know what that's fair Clayface. Welp I gotta go. I have a client in 5 minutes" Naruto said as he stood up.
"Oh what bullshit heroine or villainess are you fucking this time?" Psycho rolled his eyes not believing him
"You wanna meet her. She's right outside the door" Naruto smirked as he opened the door
Behind the door in the hallway was a blonde woman in a black leather leotard and long fishnet leggings connected to some black and gold combat boots, around her shoulders was a dark blue leather jacket and around her neck was a black choker collar. She had E cup breasts, a toned curvy body, thick juicy ass
"Ah Dinah still a smoking hot bitch" Naruto said with a grin at the woman
"Black fucking canary?!" Harley yelled in shock
"I paid for the night Naruto now let's go" Dinah said firmly
"You got it babe. Komi go have a girl's night with Ivy and Harley" Naruto said as he looked at Komi
"I am not-" Komi was saying before Naruto cut her off
"Komi you need friends or at least less enemies. Now go!" Naruto ordered as he ripped open his door with his power before resealing it
Komi scoffed at this before she looked at Harley and ivy "well let's go get drunk and eat fast food" Komi shrugged
"fuck yea! Harley yelled with a smile
"…yea sure" Ivy said with a sigh of defeat
"Still reckless" Dinah said with a shake of her head as she went into the apartment
"shut up bitch you love it" Naruto smirked
"….true now let's play" Dinah said with a smirk back
"Guess Ollie still can't satisfy you huh? Oh well. His loss is my gain." Naruto smirked
"Forget him now what part of me do you wanna defile first you vile villain?" Dinah asked with a sensual smirk
"hmmm I wanna fuck your tits so let's get to my bed my pretty bird" Naruto smirked
Dinah smirked as she walked in front of him swaying her hips as she headed to his bedroom.
"God I love my life. People to kill. Bitches to fuck. A nice apartment." Naruto grinned as he followed her, his eyes watching every sway of her fat ass.
Naruto and Dinah soon made their way to his bedroom where Naruto sat on his bed
"Now you vile villain do you want me to strip for you?" Dinah Asked with a grin
"Hmm You Could orrrr….." Naruto Grabbed her breast with his left palm and decayed the leotard from her body.
"You left my fishnets, boots, choker, and Jacket" Dinah said with a chuckle as Naruto groped her
"Well yea you look fucking hot in them now uses your rack to please my cock like the slut you are" Naruto growled as he smacked her ass
"Mmmm. Hit me harder." Dinah moaned out at his spank. Naruto smirked as he raised his hand high before bringing it down again in a powerful slap onto her big jiggly ass.
"Now work those juggs" Naruto ordered
Dinah moaned at this as she slowly lowered herself down to Naruto's clothed crotch and pulled his pants down. Revealing his underwear covered crotch before she started to nuzzle his crotch with her face as if worshipping it.
"Still so needy after you have taken my cock so many times" Naruto smirked
"I can't help it. The smell of your cock drives me wild." Dinah moaned out in lust.
"Keep worshipping me and I may make you a VIP. As long as you stop trying to make me a hero." Naruto said with a chuckle
"Nah I'm not stupid unlike Diana. I know you're a bad boy. And I love it!" Dinah moaned before reaching into his underwear and fishing out his cock as she pulled down his underwear. "Mm still so thick!" Dinah moaned as she used her grip to lightly slap herself in her cheek with his large cock.
"I thought I ordered you to use those juggs." Naruto told her looking down at the heroine on her knees for him.
"Of course" Dinah said as she grabbed her massive breasts and wrapped them around his cock. "Mmm so hot and heavy" Dinah moaned from feeling his cock around her breasts. The weight, the girth, the length, the heat. It was already driving her fucking crazy.
"I wonder what the league would think if they could see you now." Naruto grinned at her
"I don't care, I need this so bad!" Dinah yelled in a crazed lust as she used her breasts to pleasure him.
"God you're such a slut and I fucking love it!" Naruto cackled at the blonde bombshell whose chest was around his cock.
Dinah licked at Naruto's cock as it poked out of her cleavage hoping to tempt him into climaxing on her chest and face
"Oh how adorable. Did you really think a single lick and some chestplay would make me cum in an instant?" Naruto asked
"Of course not you're a real man" Dinah moaned out before engulfing her mouth on the head of his dick.
"Fuck I forgot how talented you are with your mouth" Naruto groaned as he grit his teeth as the blonde bombshell started to suck on his cock
"Mmmmmm" Dinah moaned through the cock in her mouth. Too enraptured with the taste to respond to anything being said by him.
"Well little songbird, maybe you have a better use as a cocksleeve than a hero." Naruto smirked down at Dinah.
"I'm glad you are enjoying my body" Dinah said, pausing in her sucking before going immediately back to it.
Naruto grunted at this a she felt his testicles throb "open your mouth wide for my offering" he grunted out
Dinah released her mouth from his cock before opening her mouth wide and pushing her large breasts upward as if offering for him to spray them with his cum.
"God you're a first class slut" Naruto growled as he beat his cock in front of her breasts
"C'mon Naruto, spray me with your seed! Let me have it!" Dinah shouted in lust
"Fuck!" Naruto yelled as he fired his load on Dinah's breasts and mouth. Rope after rope of thick cum coating her breasts and face white as she kept her mouth open the whole time. Letting the cum that did get caught in her mouth pool up before she audibly swallowed it down.
"Mmmm still so good" Dinah moaned as she cleaned herself and lifted her breasts to her mouth to clean them with her tongue
Naruto seeing this slutty show put on instantly returned his cock to full mast. "come here" he said as Dinah finished cleaning herself
"How do you want me you vile villain?" Dinah asked with a smirk
"I want you on your back presenting yourself," Naruto ordered. Dinah smirked as she fell onto the bed, lying on her back as she bent her legs upwards next to her head in a show of flexibility.
Naruto smirked as he got on top of the blonde hero and with a rough thrust he was inside her pussy
"ah!" Dinah screamed lowly. Not wanting to activate her powers on the man currently using her body because she couldn't control her screaming.
"Damn I missed fucking this pussy! It's been a while. At least 6 months till now" Naruto grunted out as he let her tightness wrap around his cock as he started to thrust into her
"Don't remind me! Just fuck me!" Dinah told him fiercely while trying to keep her volume manageable
"Heh very well. You've been so good that I'll do something I don't usually do. I'll go all out!" Naruto growled as he moved his hands to push her legs further down into the bed before he started to pound and jackhammer into her twat. Smashing his hips away at hers at a ludicrous speed.
"Ohhhhhh!" Dinah moaned as she couldn't form the words from the amount of pleasure she was feeling
"Heh! This is the fucking life! Heroines acting like slaves for me. Villainesses becoming my property. Heroes and villains wishing to kill me in some way shape or form. The madness and chaos bring me such joy and wonder!" Naruto smirked
"less talking more fucking you vile villain!" Dinah said with a crazed smirk showing she wasn't serious
"Oh please you may call me a vile villain but let's be honest. Each of you so-called superheroines only want to capture me so I'm in one place for you to give conjugal visits" Naruto smirked at her
Dinah said nothing to this but continued to moan helplessly as Naruto thrusted himself into her
"Face it, you and each and every other heroine exist only to be fucked. I'm just the one who's willing to give you it!" Naruto roared as he continued to thrust into her.
"Give it to me!" Dinah yelled put as she felt herself reaching the end of her rope
"Hmmmm… nah" Naruto said as he let Dinah just about reach her climax before pulling out of her cunt.
"What?!" Dinah yelled in shock
"I can wait. I want to hear you submit and admit all heroines are just worthless sluts for me to fuck. Do that and I'll happily give you more dick" Naruto smirked at her
Dinah growled as she used her strong legs to grab Naruto and flipped him so she was straddling him
"Now now that's not very heroic" Naruto mocked the heroine.
"Shut up and keep your eyes on me big boy. You talk too much" Dinah moaned out as she reinserted his rod back into her slit.
"Heh I love when a heroine acts bad" Naruto growled as he smacked Dinah's ass as she bounced on his cock
"I-I'm not bad like you" she stuttered out as she bounced on him
"Oh please you and all those other so called heroines betrayed the identities of your fellow league members for just a taste of my dick. I'm evil but I'm honest about being evil. Hell the only one who didn't betray someone's identity is Wonder Tits" Naruto smirked at Dinah.
"Ah! I'm almost there!" Dinah yelled as Naruto smacked her ass again
"Then go ahead and cum! Show me what a worthless heroine you are! Embrace your pleasure and screw over everyone else!" Naruto yelled as he felt his own release coming
Dinah gasped as she felt a huge climax hit her which caused her to throw her head back and screech loudly. Blasting a hole through his ceiling and the floors above them, going all the way to the roof of the building with her Canary cry.
Dinah's sonic scream also shattered all the windows in the building
(With Ivy, Harley, and Komi)
The three were relaxing and eating some pizza and talking when suddenly
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" A loud screech sounded followed by the sound of glass shattering everywhere.
"Ha! I knew he would make that bitch cry out! Pay up!" Frank yelled as he laughed
"Damn it" Harley groaned as she grabbed a steak from the fridge and threw it to Frank. "I was saving that for tomorrow" Harley lamented
"My windows!" Ivy yelled angrily seeing her windows shatter to dust
"That's my master" Komi said with a sigh and a smile
(Back with Naruto and Dinah)
"Ahahahaha! This is one for the record books" Naruto laughed as he looked at the damage
"Oh God what have I done!" Dinah groaned seeing the damage.
"You got a lot hotter my little songbird. Now let's make more music!" Naruto growled as he flipped her and pinned Dinah to the bed before thrusting back into her pussy making her scream.
"Aim those pipes next door and down. Let's see if we can break down the wall of the strip club down there" Naruto grinned as he grabbed Dinah by her hair and pointed her in the direction
"Ah! Ah! Fuck! Dinah yelled before she screamed again. Sending another canary cry out the building.
"The rest of the night was filled with Dinah's cries and Naruto's laughs as he found this hilarious.
(The next day)
"Well that was fun. How much property damage do you think that was huh?" Naruto asked Dinah who didn't respond. Too fuxked out of her mind to answer
Suddenly Naruto heard knocking on his front door
"You fucking man whore! you and your current slut destroyed all my windows!" an old man's voice yelled from the offer side of the door
"And I should care why? Look old man it's early so why don't you take your disabled ass downstairs and have some raisin bran before you do something stupid" Naruto warned as he opened the door holding his hands up threateningly at a man in a wheels
"It's past noon and I'm throwing you and that plant bitch out!" The old man with a robot arm and a rascal said
"So because I destroyed the place you decided to confront a known supervillain and throw them out despite the fact I can kill you with a touch. On top of that you're throwing out another well known villain who can kill you with a salad" Naruto pointed out
you still have to pay rent and not trash the place
"You know I can make literal gold right?" Naruto deadpanned
"I can't be bought I'm not a day hooker like you now you have the day to get the fuck out!" the old man yelled as he started to drive away. Only for a wall to stop him as one sprung up.
"Yeah no. See here's the thing you kick me out and I have no reason to hold back on you. I paid some respect out of you owning this building but what's to stop me from destroying this place as I leave?" Naruto said menacingly
"Why is there a wall through the door!" Ivy yelled seeing the wall crashed through the door
"Cause I'm throwing you and the walking STD out!" the old man yelled
"Ok ow" Naruto said as he chuckled as that was a good one "welp just for that I'll keep your innards in your body after I slaughter you old man" Naruto said
"No killing the elderly!" Harley ordered as she made her presence known
"Oh C'mon! Just kill all my Fun Why Don't ya! Put all the fun in camps!" Naruto yelled
"Hey, that's offensive! I was in a camp! Just for that I am keeping your deposit!" The old man yelled as he left
"Keep it you wrinkled old dustbin that's pocket change for me!" Naruto yelled at him.
"You just couldn't not fuck that whore and destroy the building huh?" Ivy growled at Naruto
"Oh you're blaming me? Please you probably did some stupid shit to get evicted yourself." Naruto scoffed
"It's Harley's fault!" Ivy growled as she pointed at Harley
"Bitch move Ivy!" Harley yelled at her best friend
"Will you All Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!" Black Canary yelled
"Well wake up I'm getting thrown out thanks to you being a screamer" Naruto told her
"... and you care why? You can just literally make a house with your power" Dinah said
"Cause I said get moving chicken head!" Naruto yelled as he ran over to Dinah and threw her out of his window "call me!" he yelled at her with a smile
"I'll call in a week you dick!" Dinah yelled as she fell out the building
"God I love a mouthy bitch." Naruto said with a grin
"You must love Harley then" Komi said with a chuckle
"He does not!/I do not!" Harley and Naruto yelled at Komi in sync
"Oh that's believable" Ivy said flatly not believing this for a minute
"You can suck my dick Red!" Naruto growled at Ivy
"I don't need aids" Ivy deadpanned
"Oh will all 3 of you just fuck already!" Frank Komi, Psycho, Shark, and Clayface groaned at once as this was getting annoying and predictable
"All of you can choke on sandpaper cocks!" Naruto yelled flipping them off with both hands
"Alright everyone just calm down. I'll start looking for a new lair." Harley said having enough of this crap as she went inside the apartment.
"You know, I'm gonna miss this place. I've had an exceptional amount of sex here" Naruto said looking at his apartment door
"Are you getting sentimental?" komi asked curiously
"I only get sentimental when I run out of ramen." Naruto said
"Oh so you won't care that some tough guy hit on me last -" Komi was saying before she was interrupted
"I'LL KILL HIM!" Naruto bellowed as he pulled out his lightsaber and it sprang to life "I'LL FUCKING GUT THEM AND EAT THEIR ORGANS WITH A NICE CHIANTI!" Naruto
Komi smirked at this "Relax stud I was lying" Komi said as she walked back into Ivy's former apartment
"... she played you like a violin" Ivy smirked at Naruto
"Damn women and them making me care about them" Naruto growled as he stomped into his apartment
"I heard that!" Ivy yelled with a smirk through his door
"RAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" Naruto yelled in frustration while Ivy went back into her old apartment chuckling at his rage.